There was a hot lady from Humber. Who taught her sugar daddy how to rumba! As he moved his hips he no doubt had his chips and became the mortuary's next...

There was a hot lady from Humber.
Who taught her sugar daddy how to rumba!
As he moved his hips
he no doubt had his chips
and became the mortuary's next number.

by Sylvia Spencer from Everyone Loves a Limerick
Submitted by Dan Costinaş
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