There once was a guy named Ben, Who asked me money for a lend, And so I told him I could trust him as far as I could throw him, And so he never spoke ...

There once was a guy named Ben,
Who asked me money for a lend,
And so I told him
I could trust him as far as I could throw him,
And so he never spoke to me again.

quote by by Dave Corey
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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