A Very Logical Answer (Poetic version of a story I recently heard

A teacher was, one day, teaching
Her second grader class
The tale of the three little pigs
When she turned to a lovely lass

The teacher ask of Jenny
What did the farmer say
When the little pig ask for straw
To build him a house of hay?

Jenny replied, “the farmer
Was surely brave and big
But I think he was surprised and said
Oh my gosh, a talking pig”