There was a young lady of Wilts, Who walked up to Scotland on stilts; When they said it was shocking To show so much stocking She answered: "Then what ab...

There was a young lady of Wilts,
Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;
When they said it was shocking
To show so much stocking
She answered: "Then what about kilts?"

quote by by William Cosmo Monkhouse
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