There once was an old man of Lyme Who married three wives at a time, When asked, 'Why a third?' He replied, 'One's absurd! And bigamy, sir, is a crime.

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time,
When asked, 'Why a third?'
He replied, 'One's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.

quote by by William Cosmo Monkhouse
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