You Don't Want To Know

I was worried
was it cancer?
A huge vein protruded
an angry welt
thicker than a finger
braided my behind
over the next few days
it settled down
Thank God
for hemorrhoids
I thought
until the doctor explained
it was common
in hairy Europeans
just an in grown hair.

poem by Vince Gullaci
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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