Palin Rules In A Parallel World

In the wilderness there was a new prophet called Jesus;
who once said on a hill “The meek shall inherit the earth”.
Pontius Palin Governor in Palestine supported slavery;
and said “Take that terrorist carpenter nail him to a tree”.

In another universe President Elect Witch Hunt Palin;
leader of founding Plymouth Rock, Tea Party Society,
ordered seize terrorist Julian Assange at Sarah witch trial
“burn to a crisp at a stake throw ashes into Tasman Sea”.