A poor Barber's Rabbit

I have only one carrot
And I feed you little portions.
Please do not get misunderstand me
I am going for an interview now
For a barber's position!
If I get a chance to hold the razor firmly
Definitely I cut all the carrots in Judas's illegal farm
And bring you a lorry load in his wheelbarrow!

*We all make mistakes, but everyone makes different mistakes.
-Ludwig van Beethoven