You've Got a Stuck Up Butt

You've got a stuck up butt.
And you want to keep it strutted,
Like you spreading it on butter.

But, you've got a stuck up butt.

'So What, ' You say.
And get out your face.

But, you've got a stuck up butt.

'Enough! '
Oh no...
I'm gonna follow you wherever you go!
So you'll know your butt's stuck up.
And I'm here to unstick it with my...
Quick wit!
If I get a minute!

So What, ' You say.
And get out your face.

'Enough! '

Oh no...
I'm gonna follow you wherever you go.

So you'll know your butt's stuck up.
And I'm here to unstick it with my...
Quick wit!
If I get a minute!

(And I'm here to unstick it with my...)
Quick wit!
If I get a minute!
(And I'm here to unstick it with my...)
Quick wit!
If I get a minute!
(And I'm here to unstick it with my...)
Quick wit!
If I get a minute!
(And I'm here to unstick it with my...)
Quick wit!
To get next to it!

You've got a stuck up butt.
And you want to keep it strutted,
Like you spreading it on butter,
In my mind!

poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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