Let's Just Have Dinner and Skip the Sex

I think practicing safe sex is a good idea.
Especially today.
However...
Don't you think the use of rubber gloves,
Masks and candles is a bit much?
And you want us to put the candles where?
To conserve energy?
You want to save on your electric bill?
And you don't know if I'll provide the heat you need?

Let's just have dinner and skip the sex.
I'm tired of it already!