Is He Still There

'HELLO? ...
Yes! Hi. Okay!
George, it's Condi!
She says they are almost finished
With her makeover!
She wants to know
If she should bring back anything with her? '

Yes! Tell her to bring a fifth of vodka.
Ben is hooked on it with cranberry juice!
He guzzles that stuff!

'Is he still there with you?
I heard him say he was leaving,
To make a new video? '