Poem about Poetry - Best and Worst Poems

if i ever be famous
with my poems
well, i would come
out with collections
of my best poems for
hordes of ardent readers

if i ever be famous
with my poems
i would also surprise
readers with collections
of my worst poems
and i am sure
they would sell too

everybody loves to see
the unsavoury side of
a famous personality
it is news in fact