There was a bald lady named Mary Who hated her wig - it was scary; And, under stress and emotion O'erdid the hair lotion Now all of her body is hairy. (Wr...

There was a bald lady named Mary
Who hated her wig - it was scary;
And, under stress and emotion
O'erdid the hair lotion
Now all of her body is hairy.

(Written Oct 2012)

quote by by John Carter Brown
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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