There was a young man from Montrose Who counted by fingers and toes; But try as he may He miscounted one day When a finger got stuck up his nose.

There was a young man from Montrose
Who counted by fingers and toes;
But try as he may
He miscounted one day
When a finger got stuck up his nose.

quote by by John Carter Brown (2012)
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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