There once was a chap from Calcutta Who had, on the horses, a flutter; But electronic bookies Kept sending out cookies Which caused him, with cuses, to mutt...

There once was a chap from Calcutta
Who had, on the horses, a flutter;
But electronic bookies
Kept sending out cookies
Which caused him, with cuses, to mutter.

(Written Oct 2012)

quote by by John Carter Brown
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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