There was an old man from Argyll Who declared he would nevermore smile; His reasons were simple: A limp and a pimple, Arthritis, gumboils and a pile.

There was an old man from Argyll
Who declared he would nevermore smile;
His reasons were simple:
A limp and a pimple,
Arthritis, gumboils and a pile.

quote by by John Carter Brown
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