There was a thin conjuror from Limerick In the whole of all Ireland, no slimmer-mick; He said to his wife, 'In all of my life I've never performed such a d...

There was a thin conjuror from Limerick
In the whole of all Ireland, no slimmer-mick;
He said to his wife,
'In all of my life
I've never performed such a dimmer-trick.'

quote by by John Carter Brown
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