There once was a man from Hong Kong Who spoke in a very strange tongue; He was no use at all 'Til he spat out the ball That he'd swallowed while playing...

There once was a man from Hong Kong
Who spoke in a very strange tongue;
He was no use at all
'Til he spat out the ball
That he'd swallowed while playing Ping-Pong.

quote by by John Carter Brown (September 2012)
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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