There once was a cad from Dumfries Accused of stealing some geese, He was in a tight spot But he cared not a jot As he turned round and blamed his poor niec...

There once was a cad from Dumfries
Accused of stealing some geese,
He was in a tight spot
But he cared not a jot
As he turned round and blamed his poor niece.

(Written Sept 2012)

quote by by John Carter Brown
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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