There once was a fellow from Tooting Suspected of robbing and looting, He was found with a gun And was thought, 'on the run' His excuse: 'I've been clay-pig...

There once was a fellow from Tooting
Suspected of robbing and looting,
He was found with a gun
And was thought, 'on the run'
His excuse: 'I've been clay-pigeon shooting! '

(Written Sept 2012)

quote by by John Carter Brown
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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