There once was a dentist from Pilling, Supposedly not a 'full shilling, ' But he'd drill your tooth out And if none was about He would craftily swipe your g...

There once was a dentist from Pilling,
Supposedly not a 'full shilling, '
But he'd drill your tooth out
And if none was about
He would craftily swipe your gold filling.

(Written Feb 1995)

quote by by John Carter Brown
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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