There once was a farmer from Wales, Who's chickens could lay six inch nails, They were hard to squeeze out But the farmer would shout: 'I need them for me...

There once was a farmer from Wales,
Who's chickens could lay six inch nails,
They were hard to squeeze out
But the farmer would shout:
'I need them for mending the rails! '

(Written Feb 1995)

quote by by John Carter Brown
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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