More on tattoos (pun intended)

Moron tattoos and the financial benefits thereof

One should get one's kids tattooed
When they're very young and slim
I know that declaration, on the face of it
might seem kind'a funny

But as those kids grow up
into much fatter skins
So grow the tattoos without cessation
And I might say, without being "punny"

That, without the slightest exertion
Nor any further financial dispensation
one ends up getting much, much,
Muuuuch more for one's money

poem by David Whalen
Submitted by Poetry Lover
Vote! | Copy!