Early Works - Amusing Epitaphs

For Col. Steven Austin (The Million Dollar Man)

Here lies a man of many parts
None of them working

For an Actor

Here lies a person of many exits
This is his final

For a Doctor

He wings his way to heaven’s door
As many of his patients have done before

Date unknown

Authors note:
These were written in a spare moment as a bit of fun and should be taken as just that.

poem by David Harris
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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