And Yet Another Bunch Of Things You Shouldn’t Do

Never smoke cigarettes,
as they are libel to leave you
with a big bad cough.

Never eat too much
because you will get fat
in the places you did not want to.

Never use a mobile phone
as it has bad habit of talking back to you
when you do not want it to.

Never buy a car
without an engine in it,
as you won’t get very far.

Never buy a newspaper
if you want to hear good news
as you will never find it in there.

23 November 2007

poem by David Harris
Submitted by Poetry Lover
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