I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending that he's thr...

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending that he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

Jack Handey in Deep Thoughts
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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