A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's the...

A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's the monster, sound asleep.

Jack Handey in Deep Thoughts
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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