I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a p...

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

quote by Marie Corelli
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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