Poetry & Prose
I aint one for poetry, aint one for prose. aint one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that beavis and butt-head show.
Other day I turn my tv on, and guess what I do see?
Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me.
Said what the hells this, and ler said boy, dont you know?
The whole worlds gone crazy over that there beavis and butt-head show.
Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that.
I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!
On comedy, Im a stooges man. I like larry, curly and moe.
But now and then a get a chuckle watchin the beavis and butt-head show.
Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now theres a helluva band.
They got that original sound thats sweepin cross the land.
Aint no zz top though, now thats the band for me.
If I had my way mtvd play just them and ac/dc.
I aint nothing special, Im your average kinda man.
I like a frosted barley pop and I drink em outta the can!
I dont give a rats ass about poetry and not a damn bout prose.
I sure get a kick outta them beavis and butt-head shows.
Butthead: hey beavis...
Beavis: what?
Butthead: I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool.
Beavis: yeah, Im gonna try that.
Butthead: tv is cool...
Beavis: yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah...
Butthead: hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, theyre gonna have, like, 500 channels.
Thats gonna be cool.
Beavis: really? that would be cool.
Butthead: you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the channels didnt suck.
Beavis: yeah, but, like, if one of them didnt suck, why would you need the other...um...
Three hundred and twenty-seven?
Butthead: because, you know all those tv shows that suck? its like, you gotta put them
Somewhere! you cant put em on the cool channel!
Beavis: yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!
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Poetry And Prose
I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. Ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show.
Other day I turn my TV on, and guess what I do see?
Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me.
Said "What the hell's this", and Ler said "Boy, dont' you know?"
The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butt-head show.
Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that.
I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!
On Comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like Larry, Curly and Moe.
But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and Butt-head show.
Stone-Temple Pearlvana Chain, now there's a helluva band.
They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land.
Ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for me.
If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC.
I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man.
I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can!
I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.
I sure get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head shows.
Butthead: "Hey Beavis..."
Beavis: "What?"
Butthead: "I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool."
Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that."
Butthead: "TV is cool..."
Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rules....it rules! Yeah..."
Butthead: "Hey Beavis...I heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.
That's gonna be cool."
Beavis: "Really? That would be cool."
Butthead: "You know what would be really cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't suck."
Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other...um...
three hundred and twenty-seven?"
Butthead: "Because, you know all those TV shows that suck? It's like, you gotta put them
somewhere! You can't put 'em on the cool channel!"
Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it the cool channel!
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If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
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People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or some other voices. Butt-Head I think sounds like me.
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The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing.
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I'd give Charles Darwin videotapes of 'Geraldo,' 'Beavis and Butt-head' and 'The McLaughlin Group.' I would be interested in seeing if he still believes in evolution.
quote by Dean Koontz
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Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.
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Sentimental Movie
You better change your attitude
Cause you know you want it to
You bring me all your pride
But I know you hold it too
I can feed your bounty, yeah
If you feed my head as well
And I wont give you empty promises, yeah
When the quarters in the wishing well
But this ain't no sentimental movie
Where dreams collect like dust
You talk to me with innocence in your eyes
So now, who can you trust?
You think you look so cool
Yes you do
You take me for your fool, yeah
Itching' for your... of the hug
Baby I want a new start, but dont you be true, yeah
I can see through your door
You put my head into these walls
You take my heart to the dockside, yeah
You put me in the car
And take me for another ride
But this ain't no sentimental movie
Where dreams collect like dust
You talk to me with innocence in your eyes
So now, who can you trust?
Trust
Trust
Put a path on to your veins
And antique and old whore's our new pain, yeah
The tears you cried
All the tears you cried tonight
Yeah
You put me down
But you can't get out of sight
And this aint no sentimental movie
You push it on
You grab it on
But I dont see the TV?
This ain't no sentimental movie
Yeah, see the screen
Youre startin to scream
Abusin confusin
Your programs over?
This aint no sentimental movie
Yeah, you look so cool
Dont take me for another one of your scenes?
This aint no sentimental movie
This aint no sentimental movie
The tears you cried
All the tears you cried tonight
Yeah
This aint no sentimental movie
This aint no sentimental movie
This aint no sentimental movie
Yea
song performed by by Guns N' Roses
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Cynthia
Cynthia, when you come walkin by
Youre an inspirin sight
Cynthia, you dont smile or say hi
But baby thats alright
cause I dont need to hold you
Or taste your kiss
I just like knowin cynthia, you exist at all
In a world like this
Cynthia, when you pass it seems
Like this whole town drops
Cynthia, maybe its just me babe
Some fool stuck here watchin the clock
Well, you give us a reason to start whisper why
To stop singin, baby, and salute your style
Yeah cynthia
Well now you aint the finest thing Ill never have
And when you go the hurt you leave
Well, baby, it aint so bad
No it aint cynthia
Yeah there aint a man in this whole town
Wholl say you aint fine
Dyou hear them guys talkin
Tell me, baby, do you mind
Well you make us happy, honey, when we feel sad
To see sumpnso good, in a world gone bad
Theres still cynthia, oh yeah
Cynthia, no one knows your number
No one knows where you live
Cynthia, I wonder do you understand
This strange thing you give
Yeah, well baby, is it your style
The mystery in your smile
Or just how cool you walk
In a world gone wild
Ah tell me if you will, cynthia
Well I gotta be pretty naive to believe in you
I know you aint ever gonna be my dream come true
Thats alright, I gotta dream
Thats as good as you, cynthia
Oh now baby, this aint no come-on
Its a walk on, walk on
Oh thats right, oh yeah
Mmmm, you make me holier
Yeah, yeah, alright
I said yeah, yeah, alright
Well shes a yeah, yeah, alright
I said yeah, yeah, alright
Well its a yeah, yeah, alright
Well shes a yeah, yeah, alright
I said yeah, yeah, alright
song performed by by Bruce Springsteen
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Say It Aint So
Oh yeah.
All right.
Somebodys heine is crowding my icebox.
Somebodys cold one is giving me chills.
Guess Ill just close my eyes.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Feels good.
Inside.
Flip on the tele... wrestle with jimmy.
Somethin is bubblin behind my butt.
The bottle is ready to go.
Say it aint so a-woah-a-woah.
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
Say it aint so a-woah-a-woah.
My love is a life-taker.
I cant confront you, I never could do...
That which might hurt you.
Try and be cool, when I say:
This way is-a-waterslide-away-from-you-that-takes-you-futher-everyday!
Be cool.
Say it aint so a-woah-a-woah.
Your drug is a heartbreaker.
Say it aint so a-woah-a-woah.
My love is a life-taker!
Dear daddy, I write you in spite of fears of silence.
You cleaned up, found jesus, things are good also I hear.
This bottle of stevens awakens ancient feelings...
Like father, step-father...
The sone is drowning in the flood! yeah yeah-yeah yeah-yeah!
Say it aint so a-woah-a-woah.
You drug is a heartbreaker.
Say it aint so a-woah-a-woah.
My love is a life-taker.
song performed by by Weezer
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Melody Cool
Lead voice by mavis staples
Ive seen a many bridges in my time and crossed every one of em
With no trouble at all (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I had trials and tribulations, heartaches and pains (well thats alright)
Survived em all baby (uh huh, say it, say it!)
Hmph, Im still melody, and Im still cool
Melody cool...
They call me melody cool (melody, melody)
I was here long before u (melody, melody)
If ure good I will love ya, (melody) but Im nobodys fool (melody)
Im melody cool
When I was born there were tidal waves (melody, melody)
Whole town went under nobody saved (melody, melody)
At every funeral it rained every time I sang
Melody cool
I have been here much longer, (melody) longer than u (melody)
Im melody cool
Well now, everybody runnin round talkin bout saving souls
When they know good and plenty well they got enough trouble
Trying to save their own
(alright, say it, say it girl)
(melody...melody...melody)
Go on, go on.
Every woman and every man (melody)
One day they just got to understand (melody)
That if we play in the same key everything will be
Melody cool
(melody, melody, melody, melody)
Whats your name? (melody, melody)
New power wave your hand, everybody sing out across the land
Say hey hey hey (hey hey hey)
Say hey hey hey (hey hey hey)
Everybody say hey hey hey (hey hey hey)
They call me melody cool (melody, melody, melody)
Looka here young un
Let me give u a piece of good advice, (melody)
And I do get paid for counseling
It aint no big is and little us in my life
So thats why u see they call me melody cool (melody, melody cool, melody)
I was here long before u (melody, long before u)
If ure good (melody) I will love u but Im nobodys fool (melody)
Im melody cool
(melody, melody cool, melody... long before u)
song performed by by Prince
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Aftershock
I dont care about the way that ya treated me
And I aint crying bout the love Im paying for
No I aint bitchin bout the things
You puttin down here in the streets
No, I aint going round saying things
About you I cant repeat
Hey, it aint gonna change overnight
No
And it aint goin away without a fight
No
Now I aint saying that Im never
Gonna beg you, oh baby come back
But right now now, baby
I dont really want to see your face
Yeah, and thats a fact
Right now, honey
All I know is what Im feeling inside
Right now, baby
Im all alone and Im swallowing a lot of pride
And it aint gonna change overnight
No
And it aint goin away without a fight
Living with the aftershock
Why, why, why, I never thought
Shed walk
But now Im living with the aftershock
And if it aint gonna change
It aint goin away, no
Yeah, she opened up my eyes
Seeing what I wanna see
She kinda took me by surprise
Showed me what I hadnt seen, yeah, yeah
Living with the aftershock
Yeah, yeah, living with the aftershock
My, my,my, I guess that I never thought shed walk
Living with the aftershock
And it aint gonna change
It aint goin away
I said it aint gonna change without a fight
Im living with the aftershock
Im living with the aftershock
Never gonna change
song performed by by Van Halen
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One Of Us
(we didnt write this song, but listen)
If God had a name, what would it be
And would we call it 2 his face
If we were faced with him and all his glory?
What would u ask if u had just one question?
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Chorus:
What if God was one of us?
Just a slave like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin 2 make his way home
If God had a face, what would it look like
And would u wanna see it
If seeing meant that u would have 2 believe in things like heaven
And jesus and the saints and all the prophets?
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Chorus
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob (slave) like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin 2 make his way home
Like a holy rollin stone
Back up 2 heaven all alone
Nobody callin on the phone
cept 4 the pope maybe in rome
But he aint home, he aint home, he aint home!
No, no, no, he aint home! {x2}
Oh yeah, oh!
(what if God was one us? ) {x4}
song performed by by Prince
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Before & After
Words and music by geddy lee and alex lifeson
Love wont see my comin
On a sunday noon today
Still dont believe were fadin
But now the world should wait
And now youre finally listnin
To what I have to say
Well, the time is right
And it is today
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Maybe we could talk about it
And try to get it straight
After all these years, baby,
Maybe its too late
But I really need to
Have you by my side
And thats the only feelin
Baby, I cant hide
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well you arent listnin
I aint talkin
We aint gettin nowhere
I keep tryin to get
Through to you baby
All you do is stare
I dont wanna see that
I need you by my side
Well, I dont want to be your lover
Babe, I wanna be your man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, now my storys over, baby
And I aint gonna tell it twice
Well, you better start listnin
Or get out of my life
Or youre gonna be left out
I said left out in the cold
Yeah, before you get my lovin, babe
Youll be too old
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, Im talkin to you baby
Well, I said
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
song performed by by Rush
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Before And After
Words and music by geddy lee and alex lifeson
Love wont see my comin
On a sunday noon today
Still dont believe were fadin
But now the world should wait
And now youre finally listnin
To what I have to say
Well, the time is right
And it is today
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Maybe we could talk about it
And try to get it straight
After all these years, baby,
Maybe its too late
But I really need to
Have you by my side
And thats the only feelin
Baby, I cant hide
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well you arent listnin
I aint talkin
We aint gettin nowhere
I keep tryin to get
Through to you baby
All you do is stare
I dont wanna see that
I need you by my side
Well, I dont want to be your lover
Babe, I wanna be your man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, now my storys over, baby
And I aint gonna tell it twice
Well, you better start listnin
Or get out of my life
Or youre gonna be left out
I said left out in the cold
Yeah, before you get my lovin, babe
Youll be too old
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, Im talkin to you baby
Well, I said
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Im Outta Love
Written by anastacia newkirk - sam watters - louis biancaniello
Ooooha
Whoa
Yeah yeha yeah yeah
Oh yeah
Aha
Now baby come on
Dont claim that love you never let me feel
I should have known
cause youve brought nothing real
Come on be a man about it
You wont die
I aint got no more tears to cry
And I cant take this no more
You know I gotta let it go
And you know
Im outta love
Set me free
And let me out this misery
Just show me the way to get my life again
cause you cant handle me
(I said) Im outta love
Cant you see
Baby that you gotta set me free
Im outta love
Yeah
Said how many times
Have I tried to turn this love around?
But every time
You just let me down
Come on be a man about it
Youll survive
True that you can work it out all right
Tell me, yesterday
Did you know?
Id be the one to let you go?
And you know
Im outta love
Set me free
(set me free, yeah)
And let me out this misery
(oh let me out this misery)
Just show me the way to get my life again
You cant handle me
(I said) Im outta love
(Im outta love)
Cant you see
Baby that you gotta set me free
Im outta
Let me get over you
The way youve gotten over me too, yeah
Seems like my time has come
And now Im moving on
Ill be stronger
Im outta love
Set me free
(set me free)
And let me out this misery
(yeah, yeah)
Show me the way to get my life again
(show me the way, my life again)
You cant handle me
(no no, no no)
(I said) Im outta love
(Im outta love)
Set me free
(set me free)
And let me out this misery
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Show me the way to get my life again
You cant handle me
(I said) Im outta love
Cant you see
(cant you see)
Baby that you gotta set me free
Im outta love
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Im outta love
Set me free
(no no no no no no)
And let me out this misery
Just show me the way to get my life again
You cant handle me
(no no nobody)
(I said) Im outta love
(oh yeah, oh yeah)
Set me free
And let me out this misery
song performed by by Anastacia
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Fortunate Son
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Yeah, the red, white, and blue
When the band plays hail to the chief
Yeah, theyll point the cannon at you
It aint me, it aint me
Im no millionaires son
It aint me, it aint me
I aint no fortunate one
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Well, they help themselves, yeah
When the taxman comes to the door
House looks a like a rummage sale
It aint me, it aint me
I aint no millionaires son
It aint me, it aint me
I aint no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Yeah, when they send you down to war
Well, when you ask them how much you should give
Yeah, its always more, more, more
It aint me, it aint me
I aint no senators son
It aint me, it aint me
Im no fortunate one
It aint me, it aint me
I aint no military son
It aint me, it aint me
I aint no fortunate son
Take it away...
song performed by by U2
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Anything You Want, You Got It
(myles goodwyn)
Published by northern goody two tunes, ltd./capac - ascap
Well Im ready to rock, and my temperatures hot, baby
I said Im ready to go, aint never gonna stop
But can you feel the beat girl, can never get enough of that
Ooh, anything you want, you got it, you know that i...
I aint gonna mess around, and Ill never put you down
So if you want it, yeah, anything you want, you got it, look out
The place is gonna shake now, girl can you feel the thunder
Im shootin from the hip girl, you better run for cover
But if you wanna take a chance, just tell me and Ill know what to do
Ooh, anthing you want, you got it
I aint gonna mess around, and I aint gonna put you down, no
If you want it, yeah, anything you want, you got it
Thats right, I say you want it, yeah, anything you want, you got it
Do you want it, yeah
Baby do you want it, yeah
Do you want it, yeah, you got it
Now given half a chance girl, well take it all the way
Were reaching for the top, and force a power play
Were gonna rock tonight, can never get enough of that
I said ooh, anything you want, you got it, you know that i...
I aint gonna mess around, and I aint gonna put you down
So if you want it, yeah, anything you want, you got it
Girl if want it, yeah, anything you want, you got it
So do you want it, yeah
Well baby, do you want it, yeah
Oh girl, do you want it, yeah, alright
song performed by by April Wine
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The Hitman
Im the hitman
Stand aside
Im the hitman
I want your life
Aint no escaping
Dont run and hide
There goes the neighbourhood
Im gonna kill for your love
Hitman
Now dont you cry
Im just it man
And you might get fried
Gun in my pocket
Dont get me wrong
Ill be your hitman - a fool for your love
Im the head shredder -
Thats better -
Baby baby baby
Im a hitman - hitman - hitman
Yeah - trouble in the east, troubled in the west
Struggle with the beast - what a thief, what a pest
Come back mother / nuke that sucker
Yeah - yeah - yeah
Im the hitman - thats the way to do it
Im your prize
But this hitman -
Can cut you down to size
Love me (baby)
Dont be so cool
Love me love me baby
Ive been to the hitman school
Yeah - yeah
Youre gonna make my day
Gonna blow you away
Now the fun begins
Hitman
Are you ready for the sting
Gonna waste that thing
Hitman is king
song performed by by Queen
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Power Junkie
Im out of control
I think Im goin crazy
Im out of my mind
You can see it in my eyes
Im lookin for love
In all of your faces
Im lookin for love
I think Im goin crazy
I feel tonight
Were bought and sold
Ah yeah
Think Ill overload
Think Ill overload
Im talkin about crazy
Im talkin about crazy
Im a mad man
I shook up the world
Im a crazy man
Aint that right
This ball of confusion
Too big for the both of us
Get out of my town tonight
Im a mad man
I wanna shake up the world
Im a crazy man
Im goin crazy
Im goin crazy
Suck on my love meat
Now suck on my steed
I gotta go crazy
If you know what I mean
Im goin crazy
Im goin crazy
Im a mad man
Crazy
Im looking for you
Through all of these faces
Waiting so long
I think Im going crazy
Im lookin at you
Feel my direction
A yeah
No reason to survive
Yeah Im talkin bout crazy
Ha ha ha think Im gonna blow
Im a mad man
I shook up the world
Im a crazy man
Aint that right
This ball of confusion
Too big for the both of us
Get outta my town tonight
Haha
Im a mad man
I wanna shake up the world
Im a crazy man
Im goin crazy
Haha
Suck on my love meat
Now suck on my steed
I gotta go crazy
If you know what I mean
Im goin crazy
Im goin crazy
Im a mad man
Im goin crazy
Talk about crazy
Im looking for you
In all of these faces
Im looking for you
I think Im ging crazy
Im lookin for love
Im out of my mind
Ah yeah I think Im going crazy
Im a mad man
I shook up the world
Im a crazy man
Aint that right
This ball of confusion
Too big for the both of us
Get outta my town tonight
Yeah Im a mad man
I gotta shake up the world
Im a crazy man
Im goin crazy
Im goin crazy
Im a mad man
Im goin crazy
song performed by by Billy Idol
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Up!
Its bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybodys buggin me
Like nothing wants to go my way--
Yeah, it just aint been my day
Nothins comin easily
Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
Not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
[chorus:]
Up--up--up--
Can only go up from here
Up--up--up--up
Where the clouds gonna clear
Up--up--up--
Theres no way but up from here
Even something as simple as
Forgettin to fill up on gas
There aint no explanation why--
Things like that can make you cry
Just gotta learn to have a laugh
[repeat chorus]
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
When everything is goin wrong
Dont worry, it wont last for long
Yeah, its all gonna come around
Dont go let it get you down
You gotta keep on holding on
Its bout as bad as it could be
Seems everybodys buggin me
Like nothing want to go my way--
Yeah, it just aint been my day
Nothins comin easily
[repeat chorus]
Oh-- Im going up [4x]
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
song performed by by Shania Twain
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