Close Escape
That was a close escape, have to get a new hobby to relate.
Something less conspicuous, wont take up too much time,
Something less energetic, for what Ive got in mind.
I wont be too persistant cos Im not that way inclined.
See, thats the one for me. look under collins see if shes free.
Sweaty fingers find 5p 4151683
Hello miss collins youll not know me. Im in the undies
Buisness, see? please please can you tell me the size; how
Far from the knee?
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin.
Ill take another name I might have a win.
What? 2 more points? I hope no one fills it in.
See, thats the one for me. look under dickens cfg.
See if shell speak to me. hands get shakey eyes cant see.
Having trouble find 5p 2171983
Hello miss dickens youll not know me, Im in the undies
Buisness, see?
Feel more relaxed now here we go again.
Hoi! no temporaries Ive heard most take me in.
Oh dear dear me, that is the one it fits.
So please please can you tell me the textured fit feels good to me.
In the naked mood, try to grin and bear with me.
Please dont think me rude, I only hear dont want to see.
See, thats the one for me. that was quick, too quick for me.
Of that I can see, wash me laundry oh bugger me!
Sugar or milk with your tea? no I couldnt, well Ill see.
Whats your hobby? just the same as me, see you soon for tea.
Ill give it one last chance I think youll all agree.
Im getting nowhere here, on my last 5p.
Im sick of waiting for ages nothing interests me.
Ill ring another number, make sure its a she.
Here we go again, Ill give it 3rd degree.
No hard feelings oh yes Im sure youll all agree.
Ill take another name I might have a win.
song performed by by Madness
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Someday Youll Call My Name
Recorded by hank williams, sr.
Written by jean branch and eddie hill
Someday youll [f] call my name and I wont [bb] answer
Someday youll [f] reach for me I wont be [c7] there
For youve grown [f] tired of all the love I [bb] gave you
But some-[f] day youll [c7] wish that I still [f] care.
[c7] all these years how Ive [f] loved you
Still I [g] know I claim you for my [c7] own
Someday youll [f] call my name and I wont [bb] answer
For some-[f] day youll [c7] find yourself a-[f] lone.
When you hair has turned from gold to silver
And your eyes are dimmed by passing years
Youll remember darling what I told you
Therell be no one then to dry your tears.
Therell come a time in your life dear
When youll need someone who will care
Someday youll call my name and I wont answer
For someday youll find that Im not there.
song performed by by Hank Williams
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Easy Lover
Released on phil baileys chinese wall album, 1984
Easy lover
Shell get a hold on you believe it
Like no other
Before you know it youll be on your knees
Shes an easy lover
Shell take your heart but you wont feel it
Shes like no other
And Im just trying to make you see
Shes the kind of girl you dream of
Dream of keeping hold of
Youd better forget it
Youll never get it
She will play around and leave you
Leave you and deceive you
Better forget it
Oh youll regret it
No youll never change her, so leave it, leave it
Get out quick cos seeing is believing
Its the only way
Youll ever know
Easy lover
Shell get a hold on you believe it
Like no other
Before you know it youll be on your knees
Shes an easy lover
Shell take your heart but you wont feel it
Shes like no other
And Im just trying to make you see
Youre the one that wants to hold her
Hold her and control her
Youd better forget it
Youll never get it
For shell say theres no other
Till she finds another
Better forget it
Oh youll regret it
And dont try to change her, just leave it, leave it
Youre not the only one, ooh seeing is believing
Its the only way
Youll ever know, oh
No dont try to change her, just leave it, leave it
Youre not the only one, ooh seeing is believing
Its the only way
Youll ever know, oh
Shes an easy lover (shes a easy lover)
Shell get a hold on you believe it (get a hold on you)
(shes) like no other
Before you know it youll be on your knees (youll be down on your knees)
Shes an easy lover
Shell take your heart but you wont feel it (you wont feel it)
Shes like no other
And Im just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)
song performed by by Phil Collins
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Dont Listen To Linda
By tommy boyce & bobby hart
Dont listen to linda
She said all those things before
Shes just a pretender,
And though you couldnt love her more
Shell lead you on, and then one day
Shell say youll have to part
Dont listen to linda
Shell only break your heart.
Dont listen to linda
If you want some good advice,
Just try to remember,
She did it once, shell do it twice
Theres more to her little games,
Than your eyes can see,
Dont listen to linda,
Or youll end up like me.
Youll never understand her
All the presents you could hand her,
Could never be enough, oh no,
So, dont underestimate her,
cause sooner or later,
The goings gonna start to get rough.
Dont listen to linda,
Dont believe the things you hear.
Youll end up, contender,
For the loser of the year.
Ive said everything I can
To try and make you see
Dont listen to linda,
Or youll end up like me.
song performed by by Monkees
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Dear Mom
Dear mom - I thought I found my sister
Downtown - less than a week ago
I called in - and some guy said I just missed her
She moved on - where do you think shed go?
Dear mom - I know shes only sixteen
Shes tough - but these days you never know
Someone - saw her at the el mocambo
He said - she put on quite a show
What if she wont come home
You know she dont want your money
What if she wont come home
Dear mom - I saw her on the subway
She looks good - she got a new tattoo
She swears - shes gonna call me later
Id say - theres nothing we can do
What if she wont come home
You know she dont want your money
What if she wont come home
Dear mom - I heard from my little sister
Guess what - shes really doing well
She told me - to give you a message for her
Dear mom - why dont you go to hell
Now that she wont come home
Maybe Ill stick around here
Now that she wont come home
Now that she wont come home
Maybe Ill stay forever
Now that she wont come home
song performed by by Joe Jackson
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Who Needs Me
Dont take life for granted
cause you know that
Life wont grant you back
The feelings on the love
That you once had
Youve taken me for granted
cause you know
Im a lover just like you
And Ill do anything
You want me to
Who needs me?
Who needs me now?
Youll find someone
How youll find one
Who needs me?
Who needs me now?
Youll find another but no better
You cant argue with me now
I needed you and
You did not know how
Dont let go of something
That is good when
Ill tell you its bad
Let em hear the story
Make em sad
And if the price of love
Can cost you less than
When it first began
I guess that you wont
Find a better man
Who needs me ...
song performed by by Uriah Heep
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Gone
(jon-john)
Youve been in love once before
But never quite like this (no)
And you fall in love more and more
With every single kiss (yeah)
So tell me why do you do the things
That you continue to do
When Im not the one who hurt you so
I wouldnt cheat on you
It cant keep goin on
Like the feeling doesnt exist
Or the one you love will be the one you miss
Then youll dream about love and how it would be
But then youll wake up to reality to find Im gone, Im gone
Then youll start to think and reminisce
coz its my hugs and kisses youll miss
But Im gone, Im gone
You go through life searching for love
And youre lucky if you find (yeah)
Someone who cares about you so
And will never mislead you (no)
But if you hide the way you feel, why do you carry on?
coz I wont stay around to wait on you to make up your mind
It cant keep going on like the feeling doesnt exist
Or the one you love will be the one you miss
Then youll dream about love and how it would be
But then youll wake up to reality to find Im gone, Im gone
Then youll start to think and reminisce
coz its my hugs and kisses youll miss
But Im gone, Im gone
It cant keep going on like the feeling doesnt exist
Or the one you love will be the one you miss
Then youll dream about love and how it would be
But then youll wake up to reality to find Im gone, Im gone
Then youll start to think and reminisce
coz its my hugs and kisses youll miss
But Im gone, Im gone
Then youll dream about love and how it would be
But then youll wake up to reality to find Im gone, Im gone
Then youll start to think and reminisce
coz its my hugs and kisses youll miss
Im gone, Im gone
La la la la la
La la de da
(repeat to end, with chorus in background)
song performed by by Diana Ross
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Running Back To You
Boy, youve been running around to long
Now I think youre running out of time
No more jumping in and out of my bed
Its time for me to draw the line
So you think you can call me the only one, then walk out the door
And you think you can run arround having fun,
And just come back for more
Chorus:
I think youre living in a fantasy
Its got to be them or me
So if you try it onr more time
Baby dont expect me to come running back to you
Running back to you
Then youll think about love, all the good I gave to you
I wont come running back, running back to you
I wont come running back, running back to you
And Ill find someone, somebody else to give it to
Oh oh, oh oh
I wont come running back
I wont come running
Oh oh, oh oh
I wont come running back
I wont come running
Boy, hope you see before to late
I wont play the fool-no not this time
And Ill show you just how wrong you are
To think I just cant get you out of my mind
So you think you can just play me off, then walk out the door
And you think that you can just run arround and come back for more
Chorus
You cant dis me when you wanna
Or come and go when you wanna
I hear youre playing around when you wanna
Any time that you wanna
Or just tell me lies when you wanna
I got more than you want oh
Oh, and by the way
Oh, oh I wont come running back, I wont come running
Oh, oh I wont come running back, I wont come running
Running back to you
Then youll think about love, all the good I gave to you
I wont come running back, running back to you
I wont come running back, running back to you
And Ill find someone, somebody to give it to
Oh oh, oh oh
I wont come running back
I wont come running
Oh oh, oh oh
I wont come running back
I wont come running
song performed by by Vanessa Williams
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Miss Me Blind
Miss me
I know youll miss me
I know youll miss me blind
Chorus 1:
I know youll miss me
I know youll miss me
I know youll miss me blind
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how
To have some fun
And then
You turn it around on me
Because Im better
Than the rest of the men
Chorus 2:
I say youll miss me
And you always do
I say youll miss me
Now would I lie to you
Now theres no need
To demand
Grab my golden hand
Ill teach you
And youll never be sure
If the way that you need
Is too much like greed
Decide if you are rich or youre poor
(chorus 1)
Bet you make the fool run
Bet you know how
To make it last 4 ever
But you know
Im never really sure
If youre just kissing to be clever
(chorus 2)
Because this love
That I have to give
Must be better than thet kind
It can make you rich
It can make you poor
But I know that
Youll miss me blind
(chorus 1)
song performed by by Culture Club
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Money & Milk
You want to live so perfect
In a world of money and milk
Your time goes by
Its so sad to see
Expose to lose your ground
Ill never be around
You dont try enough
So you wont get it
You dont try enough
Youll never get it
Perhaps we live in peradise
And maybe noone cares
Miricles everyday, everywhere
All the little fates you dont see
Ill never let them down
They ever be around
You dont try enough
So you wont get it
You dont try enough
Youll never get it
You dont try enough
So you wont get it
You dont try enough
Youll never get it
I will never have it
Cos I never had it
song performed by by Guano Apes
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Somethng To Believe In
Hmm I especially enjoyed that one. lets see whats next.
I believe that realitys gone
Disillusions real
I believe that realitys gone
And theres nothing to feel
If you take these things
Things that we hold dear
Hands of crime is all youll find
Chorus
Give me somethin
Somethin to believe in
Somethin to believe in
Somethin to believe in
Somethin to believe in
I believe in the changin of the guard
Put our feet on the ground
See how it is in your own backyard
Everything breaks down
Do you accept what you are told
Without even thinking
Throw it all youll make your own
Chorus
Where they lead
You will follow
Well I guess thats just the way it goes
And if you go away
Youll be doing what they say
And if youve got a life
Youll be seeing that its right
If you take home anything
Let it be your own two feet
The more single you become
The better off youll be
Chorus
song performed by by Offspring
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Something To Believe In
I believe that realitys gone
Disillusions real
I believe that moralitys gone
And theres nothing to feel
If you take the sacred things
The things that we hold dear
Empty promise is all youll find
So give me something
Something to believe in
I believe in a changing of the guard
Put our feet on the ground
See it happen in your own backyard
Everything breaks down
Do you accept what you are told
Without even thinking
Throw it all and make your own
And give me something
Something to believe in
Where they lead
You will follow
Well I guess thats just the way it goes
And if you look away
Youll be doing what they say
An if you look alive
Youll be singled out and tried
If you take home anything
Let it be your will to think
The more cynical you become
The better off youll be
song performed by by Offspring
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Santa Fe
Santa-fe,
Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear santa-fe,
My woman needs it evryday,
She promised this a-lad shed stay,
Shes rollin up a lotta bread
To toss away.
Shes in santa-fe,
Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear santa-fe
Now shes opened up an old maids home,
Shes proud, but she needs to roam,
Shes gonna write herself a roadside poem,
About santa-fe.
Santa-fe,
Dear, dear, dear, dear santa-fe.
Since Im never gonna cease to roam,
Im never, ever far from home,
But Ill build a geodesic dome
And sail away.
Dont feel bad.
No, no, no, no, dont feel bad
Its the best food Ive ever had.
Makes me feel so glad
That shes cooking in a home-made pad
She never caught a cold so bad
When Im away.
Santa-fe,
Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear santa-fe.
My shrimp boats in the bay
I wont have my nature this way,
And Im leanin on the wheel each day
To drift away
From santa-fe,
Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear santa-fe.
My sister looks good at home,
Shes lickin on an ice cream cone,
Shes packin her big white comb,
What does it weigh?
song performed by by Bob Dylan
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Thats Not Me
Said she gave you everything
She broke her back to be
What you need
I tried so long to just complete
Cant take no more
Losin sight of me
Im lettin you know this cant go on this one way street
Im walkin alone
This time Im breakin free
Im goin to find me
I cant sit and be passive
Wont tolerate no more
Thats it
I tried so hard to be
What you wanted me to be
If it cant be 50/50
Then know that it dont fit me
I cant give you all thats in me
cause baby thats not me
Dont want you to think that Im selfish
Im just sick of your one track mess of you cant meet me
Halfway I think its time that you be on your way
I love you but I cant baby
If its yo mama you want
You know just what to do
I looked in the mirror
Everyday I saw myself
Fading away
You tryin to mold be into her
I loved you so
I put you first but I cant live my life this way
I cant sit and be passive
Wont tolerate no more
Thats it
I tried so hard to be
What you wanted me to be
If it cant be 50/50
Then know that it dont fit me
I cant give you all thats in me
cause baby thats not me
I was so lost in love before I couldnt see the light
But now Im strong enough to leave you now
So you better treat me right
Dont wanna throw it all away
So baby
Heres your last chance
Dont wanna fight with you
But I need more of you
Give me all
Or its the end
I crooked, I cleaned
I washed your clothes
You were so mean, so ungrateful at night
I cried so many times
Tell me how could you go diss me
When you know one day youll miss me
If it cant be 50/50
Then baby thats not me
I cant, I wont, I cant, wont
song performed by by Jennifer Lopez
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My Life
Oooh
(my life, my life, my life, my life)
If you looked in my life
And see what Ive seen...
If you looked in my life
And see what Ive seen...
(my life, my life, my life, my life)
Life can be only what you make it
When youre feelin down
You should never fake it
Say whats on your mind
And youll find in time
That all the negative energy
It would all cease
And youll be at peace with yourself
You wont really need no one else
Except for the man up above
Because hell give you love
(my life, my life, my life, my life)
If you looked into my life
Take your time
Baby dont you rush a thing
Dont you know, I know
We all are struggling
I know it is hard
But we will get by
And if you dont believe in me
Just believe in he
Cause hell give you peace of mind
Yes he will
And youll see the sunshine
For real, yes you would
And youll get to free your mind
And things will turn out fine
Oh, I know that things will turn out fine
Yes they would, yes they would
song performed by by Mary J Blige
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Ocean Front Property
If you leave me
I wont miss you
And I wont ever take you back
Girl your memory
Wont ever haunt me
Cause I dont love you
Now if youll buy that
Chorus:
Ive got some ocean front property in arizona
From my front porch you can see the sea
Ive got some ocean front property in arizona
An if youll buy that Ill throw the golden gate in free
I dont worship
The ground you walk on
I never have and thats a fact
I wont follow or try to find you
Cause I dont love you
Now if youll buy that
Chorus
Chorus
Yeah if youll buy that Ill throw the golden gate in free
song performed by by George Strait
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Youll Miss Me
Youll always miss my big old body
In its prime and never shoddy,
While bloodhounds wait down in the lobby youll eulogize my big old body
Youll miss me with effigies
Lighting up your house like xmas trees
As tears roll down below your knees
Youll miss me with effigies
Go find a man to fit my shoes
Left ones old and the right ones new
And I bought the right one just for you
Go find a man to fit my shoes
Youll see my teeth in the stars above
Every tree a finger of my glove
And every time push comes to shove
Youll see my teeth in the stars above
Your money talks but my genius walks
Morticians wait with a shovel and a fork
As detectives trace my hands with chalk
Your money talks but my genius walks
Youll miss me so
You will miss me
It must be raining because a man aint supposed to cry
But I look up and I dont see a cloud
song performed by by They Might Be Giants
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Girl, Youll Be A Woman Soon
I love you so much, cant count all the ways
Id die for you girl, and all they can say is
Hes not your kind
They never get tired of puttin me down
And I never know when I come around
What Im gonna find
Dont let them make up your mind
Dont you know
Girl, youll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, youll be a woman soon
Soon youll need a man
Ive been misunderstood for all of my life
But what theyre sayin, girl, just cuts like a knife
The guys no good
Well, I finally found what Ive been looking for
But if they get the chance, theyll end it for sure
Sure they would
Baby, Ive done all I could
Now its up to you
Girl, youll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, youll be a woman soon
Soon youll need a man
Girl, youll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, youll be a woman soon
Soon, but soon youll need a man
song performed by by Cliff Richard
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Here Comes Trouble
We only get one chance to get even, so dont tell me whos wrong or right
You know theres just one thing that I believe in
I wont give in without a fight, hey
Im hot, ready or not, you know Im coming
I cant wait to wipe that straight, there aint no point in running
Chorus:
Here comes trouble - walking down your street
Here comes trouble - and Ill get ready, soon were gonna meet boy
Here comes trouble - Ill come knocking down that door
Youll soon see what Ive been waiting for
Here comes trouble!
You better watch your step, I mean it, youre just running out of time
You got a nasty streak, and Ive seen it, but it aint nothing next to mine
Too bad, you made me mad, and now you know it
Youll see, you know me, I cant wait to show it
Here comes trouble - walking down your street
Here comes trouble - Im gonna get ready, soon were gonna meet boy
Here comes trouble - and Ill come running through that door
Youll soon see what Ive been waiting for, trouble
(solo)
You only get one chance, youd better believe it
When I tell you whos wrong or right
Too bad, that Im mad, but now you know it
Youll see, you know me, and Ive got ways to show it - trouble
Chorus repeats out...
song performed by by Bad Company
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Stay
Well if Im sorry
Does that mean I have to change
cuz change does scare me
Id like to know how I would feel
And if youll have me
I wont leave or make you hurt
cuz I need you
And I hope youll let me
Stay - ay - ay
For today
Youll let me stay - ay - ay
For today
So when I see you
Please understand the way I think
Your smile it heals me
I never want to go away
Believe I love you
No matter how selfish I get
I know youll help me
The way I feel I wont forget
Youll let me stay
Youll let me stay - ay - ay
For today
I feel cold sometimes
I turn my faith to fear
I seem so lost sometimes
Can you find it?
Can you find it?
And if Im sorry
Does that mean I have to change
cuz change does scare me
Id like to know how I would feel
And if youll have me
I wont leave or make you hurt
cuz I need you
And I hope youll let me
Stay - ay - ay
For today
Youll let me stay - ay - ay
For today
Youll let me stay - ay - ay
For today
Youll let me stay - ay - ay
For today
song performed by by Goldfinger
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Youll Never Be 16 Again
Orbison/dees
Look out now, love has done you wrong
You can be weak, you can be strong
But if you go on you cant look back, dont look back
For youll never be sixteen again
It might be easy to stop and cry
And let the rest of the world roll by
But if you run for the golden sun, run now, run
For youll never be sixteen again
Oh no, youll never be sixteen again, youll never be sixteen again
No no no no, dont be lonely, therell always be new romance
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, love is only a win, lose or draw game of chance
And youll never be sixteen again
Remember the rainbow always follows the rain
True love may be just around the bend
So make time your friend, hearts take time to mend
And youll never be sixteen again, someday you wont regret, and youll forget
Ah, but youll never be sixteen again
Oh no, youll never be sixteen again, oh no, youll never be sixteen again
song performed by by Roy Orbison
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