Donut Dan
Donut dans gonna get a hummer from a man
Donut dans gonna get a hummer from a man
Donut dans gonna get a hummer
Donut dans gonna get a hummer
Donut dans gonna get a hummer from a man
And I wont tell your girl shes a man
No I wont tell your girl shes a man
No I wont tell your girl
And I wont tell your girl
And I wont tell your girl shes a man
Tapatio and 5 dollar mercy jerk
Tapatio and 5 dollar mercy jerk
Tapatio and 5 dollar
Tapatio and 5 dollar
Tapatio and 5 dollar mercy jerk
Donut dan
song performed by by Goldfinger
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I wish I was a Donut
I wish I was a donut,
And got eaten everyday.
I could stick on someone’s fingers,
Squishy testy like cookie dough,
In a most delightful way,
So they wouldn’t mind.
I wish I was a donut,
Sugar coated just for fun,
To slide into your mouth, down your throat, and into your tummy.
I’m so tasty everyone would like me.
Pass me around or share me with your pale.
I wish I was a donut,
Filled with yummy cream,
I am sure you’ll enjoy me,
All you’ll hear is the sound of sucking me down,
Licking your lips and wanting more of me.
I’d be in the spot light,
The star of the show.
I wish I was a donut,
Deliciousness will fill your mouth,
And your taste buds will enter a moist smooth dream world,
After the first taste of me.
I would be candy to a cop,
And a surgery treat to a child.
I wish I was a donut,
Don’t you?
poem by Mrs. Cynosure
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Daddys Girl
When the sun goes down and its getting late
You say its time for bed
She just takes her time
Acting like she never heard a word you said
Little baby wanna hold you tight
She dont ever wanna say good night
Shes a lover, she wanna be daddys girl
When the morning comes
And its time to go start another day
She wont let you leave, and she does her best
To try to make you stay
Pretty baby gonna start to cry
She dont ever wanna say good bye
Shes a lover, she wanna be daddys girl
She dont ever wanna be without you
Never have to worry she wont doubt you
Then she puts her head upon your shoulder
Says she marry you when she get older
When the time has come, and shes old enough
To be on her own
She wont understand why youre feelin sad
Cause shes leaving you all alone
Little woman gonna make you cry
You dont ever wanna say good bye
Shes a lady, shell always be daddys girl
Little woman gonna break your heart
Gonna miss her when youre both apart
Shes a lady, but shell always be daddys girl
Shell always be daddys girl
Shell always be daddys girl
Shell always be daddys girl
Shell always be daddys girl
Shell always be daddys girl
Shell always be daddys girl
song performed by by Peter Cetera
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Million Dollar Bash
Well, that big dumb blonde
With her wheel in the gorge
And turtle, that friend of theirs
With his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk
With his cheese in the cash
Theyre all gonna be there
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Its that million dollar bash
Evrybody from right now
To over there and back
The louder they come
The harder they crack
Come now, sweet cream
Dont forget to flash
Were all gonna meet
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Its that million dollar bash
Well, I took my counselor
Out to the barn
Silly nelly was there
She told him a yarn
Then along came jones
Emptied the trash
Evrybody went down
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Its that million dollar bash
Well, Im hittin it too hard
My stones wont take
I get up in the mornin
But its too early to wake
First its hello, goodbye
Then push and then crash
But were all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Its that million dollar bash
Well, I looked at my watch
I looked at my wrist
Punched myself in the face
With my fist
I took my potatoes
Down to be mashed
Then I made it over
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Its that million dollar bash
song performed by by Bob Dylan
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That Girl
That girl will never be mine
Oh
First time, I saw her at the front door
That girl, her face on every billboard
Hands down
You wont believe the way she laid her eyes on me
Six feet, strut up from the catwalk
So fly, we got into a small talk
Too bad, she had to move along
One smile and she was gone
Cant explain
I never thought that I was gonna lose my head
Call me insane
Theres got to be a way
How can I get next to her
Now tell e how its gonna be done
Will I win or lose this one
Dont care about the fact that
Shes in a different league
They say its no use
That I try
That girl will never be mine
Mmm
Oo oo
Next thing,shes living in my tv
That girl, is stealing every daydream
Tough luck
She had to be a star when Im just same old me
Last night, I ran into her briefly
Guess what, she didnt want to see me
They said I was out of line
Whos wrong, whos right this time?
Cant explain
I never thought that I was gonna lose my head
Call me insane
Theres got to be a way
How can I get next to her
Now tell e how its gonna be done (tell me how its gonna be done)
Will I win or lose this one
Dont care about the fact that
Shes in a different league
They say its no use
That I try
That girl will never be mine
Oh
That girl
Oh (oh)
That girl
Is freaking me out (oh)
Dont care about the fact that shes all that
That girl, that girl
Ha blown out the doubt
Theres no way for me to stop
That girl, tearin up the big screen (tearin up the big screen)
That girl,sytealing every daydream (oh)
Tough luck, she had to be the one for me (oh)
She will be mine
No matter what theyre tryin to say (trying to say)
Theres got to be a way, yeah
How can I get next to her (oh oh)
Now tell e how its gonna be done (tell me how its gonna be done)
Will I win or lose this one
Dont care about the fact that (oh)
Shes in a different league
They say its no use
That I try
That they say its no use
That I try
That girl will never be
Mine
song performed by by N Sync
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Shake Your Money Maker
Written by: e. james
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker, and then
I got a girl lives up on the hill
I got a girl lives up on the hill
Says she gonna love me but I dont believe she will
You gotta shake your moneymaker
Shake your money maker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker, and then
I got a girl and she just wont be true
I got a girl and she just wont be true
Shes locked to the bridge, she wont do a thing I tell her to
She wont shake her moneymaker
Wont shake her moneymaker
She wanna roll her activator
She wont shake her moneymaker
She wont shake her moneymaker
She wont
song performed by by Black Crowes
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Those Capitalistic Blues
I've got those capitalistic blues.
With a wanting to stretch a dollar...
And a hope that a few pennies found and added,
Will deliver to me that taste of a glazed donut...
I've been saving up to get.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Just Dont Tell Me That
Oh oh, no no, all right
You got to be seen at every party
At the playboy mansion
But, sad
I know I gotta draw the line
You wanna be in
The flashes of light
Holding me tight
With your phoney laugh
I guess
You gotta be photographed
You can say its real
But I know where its at
Just dont tell me that
You are gonna love me
I dont wanna hear it baby
Tell me that
Its gonna be your last lie
No baby I wont go for that
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I dont want you back
cause its not about love
Just dont tell me that
You like to drive in my car
Spend every dollar of my credit
Baby, guess what
Saw me with your golden eye
Guess you wanna be
Part of the ride
Live for the night
But Ive seen it through
Had enough of being close to you
You can say its real
But I know where its at
Just dont tell me that
You are gonna love me
I dont wanna hear it baby
Tell me that
Its gonna be your last lie
No baby I wont go for that
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I dont want you back
cause its not about love
Just dont tell me that
No no, its not about love
No no
You wanna be in
The flashes of light
Holding me tight
Girl its all up to you
But whatever you do
I dont wanna hear it
Youre not gonna love me
I wont go for that
It just wont last
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I dont want you back
cause its not about love
Just dont tell me that
You are gonna love me
I dont wanna hear it baby
Tell me that
Its gonna be your last lie
No baby I wont go for that
Even if you did say
You were gonna be there
I dont want you back
cause its not about love
Just dont tell me that
song performed by by N Sync
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Be My Girl - Sally
Wont you be my girl
Wont you be my girl
Wont you be my, be my,
Be my girl
I was blue and lonely,
I couldnt sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If Id had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in my head
I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didnt want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like Id never seen,
experience something different
With our new imported toy,
Shes loving, warm, inflatible
And a guarantee of joy
She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when Im feeling naughty
I blow her up with air
Shes cuddly and shes bouncy,
Shes like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different
Since sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray
Shes everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin
Wont you be my girl
Wont you be my girl
Wont you be my, be my,
Be my girl
song performed by by Police
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That Girl Will Never Be Mine
That girl will never be mine
First time I saw her at the front door
That girl, her face on every billboard
Hands down, you wont believe the way she laid her eyes on me
Six feet, I spot her from the cat walk
So far we got into a small talk
Too bad she had to move along
One smile and she was gone
Cant explain
I never thought that I was gonna lose my head
Call me insane
Theres got to be a way
How can I get next to her
Now tell me how its gonna be done
Will I win or lose this one?
(dont care about the fact that)
Shes in a different league
They say its no use that I try
That girl will never be mine
Next thing shes livin in my tv
That girl, stealin every daydream
Tough luck, she had to be a star when Im just same old me
But last night, I ran into her briefly
Guess what, she really wanna see me
They said that I was out of line
Whos wrong, whos right this time?
Cant explain
I never thought that I was gonna lose my head
Call me insane
Theres got to be a way
How can I get next to her
Now tell me how its gonna be done
Will I win or lose this one?
(dont care about the fact that)
Shes in a different league
They say its no use that I try
That girl will never be mine
That girl is freakin me out
Dont care about the fact that shes all that
That girl has blown out the doubt
Theres no way for me to stop
That girl tearin up the big screen
That girl stealin every daydream
Tough luck, she had to be the one for me
She will be mine
No matter what they try to say
Theres got to be a way
I wanna get next to her
Now tell me how its gonna be done
Will I win or lose this one?
(dont care about the fact that)
Shes in a different league
They say its no use that I try
That girl will never be mine
song performed by by N Sync
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Shes Famous Now
Ive got the measles and she got the mumps
Im sick of waiting by the door in case she comes home
You wont believe it but dont you want to know
I let her go but I cant let her go
I dont wanna hear it
Im singin too high tonight, Im gonna lose my voice
I heard her on the radio dont want to sing along, but Ive got no choice
She used to be my girl but now shes famous (shes famous now)
She used to be my girl but now she is famous (shes famous now)
She was just so sweet and now theyre fallin at her feet
She used to be my girl but now shes-
I eat the muscle and she eats the leaves
High cholesterol and heart disease yea
Youll never touch the way that I feel
Just for the record she got the deal
I dont wanna hear it
Im saying goodbye tonight, I just cant stand the noise
Shes signin autographs, dont wanna say I know her but Ive got no choice
She used to be my girl but now shes famous (shes famous now)
She used to be my girl but now shes famous (shes famous now)
She was just so sweet and now theyre fallin at her feet
She used to be my girl but now shes-
Well shes like me, just not as ugly
She used to be my girl but now shes famous (shes famous now)
She used to be my girl but now shes-
She was just so sweet
She was just so sweet
She was just so sweet and now theyre fallin at her feet
She used to be my girl but now shes-
Famous now
song performed by by Reel Big Fish
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Have Mercy
(d covay)
Have mercy, have mercy baby
Please have mercy,have mercy on me
Oh have mercy, please have mercy baby
Have mercy mercy, have mercy on me
Went to see the gypsy, to have my fortune read
She said your babys gonna leave you
Shes got her bags stashed under the bed
Have mercy, have mercy baby
Please have mercy,have mercy on me
If you stay here baby, tell you what Im gonna do
Im gonna work to a job, seven days a week
Bring my money home to you
Have mercy mercy mercy , have mercy baby
Oh have mercy,have mercy on me
Hey baby, hey now
What you tyrin to do
Hey baby, hey now
Please dont say were through
Have mercy mercy, have mercy baby
Oh have mercy,have mercy on me
song performed by by Robert Palmer
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Never Had A Girl Like Me
I am the type of girl
You've only dreamed about
Sweetly sincere my feelings
Beauty inside and out
My stlye is having fun
Never come second to none
Heads turn when I pass by
But too bad your not my type
Never had a girl like me
Never will never won't
That's just how it's gonna be
Never had a girl like me
Don't you wish that you could
But it's never gonna be
Never had a girl like me
Never will never won't
That's just how it's gotta be
Never had a girl like me
I know that you're not happy
Cuz you never had a girl like me
I don't know if you could handle me
Willing to share my love
But not quick to give it up
I'll take you for a ride
Come and find my paradise
Don't need no other guy
Cuz I'll let you scream and shout
Never had a girl like me
Never will never won't
That's just how it's gonna be
Never had a girl like me
Don't you wish that you could
But it's never gonna be
Never had a girl like me
Never will never won't
That's just how it's gotta be
Never had a girl like me
I know that you're not happy
Cuz you never had a girl like me
I know you would if you could
I know you want to get down
Just think about it twice
I know you never had a girl like me in town
I could make you mine
Why don't you see that i am not like the average type of girl you like
Never had a girl like me
Never will never won't
That's just how it's gonna be
Never had a girl like me
Let you wish let you pleed
Never had a girl like me
Never will never won't
That's just how it's gonna be
Never had a girl like me
I know that love could be
Cuz you never had a girl like me
song performed by by Nivea
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This Little Girl
Here she comes, walking down the street
You know shes walking just like shes walking to come and see
Oh shes so young
And shes so fine
I know whats on your mind, know what you want to do
But if you mess with her, Im gonna mess with you
You better watch your step, you better stay in line
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, this little girl, this little girl is mine
Oh oh this little girl is mine
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, this little girl, this little girl is mine
Well if the world were mine to do with what I want to do, sir
Well Id wrap it up in a bow and giver it all to her
Yeah and all of my love, all of the time
You know Id hold her tight, Id never let her go
And late at night you know Id love her so
Yeah Id treat her right, so shed never mind
That
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, this little girl, this little girl is mine
Hey ! you better watch out
Im telling you the score
Or youre gonna be sweeping your broken heart up off the floor
Oh and that aint all
Im telling you my friend
I know whats on your mind, know what you wanna do
But if you mess with her, Im gonna mess with you
You like the way she moves, you like to watch her walk
You better listen up, cause man this aint just talk
You better watch your step, you better stay in line
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, this little girl, this little girl is mine
Oh oh this little girl is mine
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, this little girl, this little girl is mine
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, this little girl, this little girl is mine
Oh oh this little girl is mine
This little girl is mine, oh oh
This little girl is mine, this little girl, this little girl is mine
song performed by by Bruce Springsteen
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The Crunge
I wanna tell you bout my good thing
I aint disclosing no names but--
He sure is a good friend and!
I aint gonna tell you where he comes from, no!
If I tell you you wont come again! hey!
I aint gonna tell you nothin but I do will, but I know, yeah!
I should do but I know now let me tell you bout my girl:
Open up a newspaper and what do I see? ahh, ah
See my girl, ah, looking at me
Ooh, and when she walks, ooh, lemme tell ya:
She walks and when she talks, she talks and
When she looks at me in the eye
Shes my baby lord I wanna make her mine
Tell me baby what you want me to do!
You want me to love you, love some other man too?
Aint gonna call me mr. pitiful, no!
I dont need no respect from nobody no! no!
Ooh yeah! no no! ahh!
I aint gonna tell you nothing I aint gonna no more, no!
Shes my baby let me tell you that I love her so and
And! shes the woman I really wanna love
And let me tell you more, oooh!
Shes my baby she lives next door
Shes the one a woman the one a woman that I know.
I aint gonna... tell you one thing that you really ought to know ooh!
Shes my lover baby and I love her so and
Shes the one that really makes me whirl and twirl!
And shes the kind of lover that makes me me fill the whole world and
Shes the one who really makes me jump and shout, ooh!
Shes the kind of girl--i know what its all about!
Take it take it
Excuse me
Oh will ya excuse me
Im just trying to find the bridge
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Please!
(have you seen the bridge? )
I aint seen the bridge!
(wheres that confounded bridge? )
song performed by by Led Zeppelin
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The Crunge
I wanna tell you bout my good thing
I aint disclosing no names but--
He sure is a good friend and!
I aint gonna tell you where he comes from, no!
If I tell you you wont come again! hey!
I aint gonna tell you nothin but I do will, but I know, yeah!
I should do but I know now let me tell you bout my girl:
Open up a newspaper and what do I see? ahh, ah
See my girl, ah, looking at me
Ooh, and when she walks, ooh, lemme tell ya:
She walks and when she talks, she talks and
When she looks at me in the eye
Shes my baby lord I wanna make her mine
Tell me baby what you want me to do!
You want me to love you, love some other man too?
Aint gonna call me mr. pitiful, no!
I dont need no respect from nobody no! no!
Ooh yeah! no no! ahh!
I aint gonna tell you nothing I aint gonna no more, no!
Shes my baby let me tell you that I love her so and
And! shes the woman I really wanna love
And let me tell you more, oooh!
Shes my baby she lives next door
Shes the one a woman the one a woman that I know.
I aint gonna... tell you one thing that you really ought to know ooh!
Shes my lover baby and I love her so and
Shes the one that really makes me whirl and twirl!
And shes the kind of lover that makes me me fill the whole world and
Shes the one who really makes me jump and shout, ooh!
Shes the kind of girl--i know what its all about!
Take it take it
Excuse me
Oh will ya excuse me
Im just trying to find the bridge
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Please!
(have you seen the bridge? )
I aint seen the bridge!
(wheres that confounded bridge? )
song performed by by Led Zeppelin
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Shes Got A Problem
I know a girl who should never be alone
I know a girl who should never be alone
Shes a danger to herself and Im worried about her health
Shes got a problem and shes gonna do something dumb
I know a girl who youve got to keep an eye on
I know a girl who youve got to keep an eye on
Everytime she goes outside she barely gets home alive
Shes got a problem and shes gonna do something dumb
Oh yeah, and I can see the signs
Oh yeah, cause shes only killing time
Oh yeah, and shes not long for this world
Shes a danger to herself and Im worried about her health
Shes got a problem and shes gonna do something dumb
Shes got a problem and shes gonna do something dumb
song performed by by Fountains Of Wayne
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Normal Girl
Shy Girl Wont show her face,
Sexy girl dressed in lace,
sad girl she'll blow her sorrow
Atractive Girl, The guys will follow
Bully Girl She Is a sin
Weak Girl, She will not Win
Lonely Girl All on her own
Chatty Girl On the Phone
Suicide Girl, she wont be here tomorrow
Emo Girl, With a heart thats Hollow
Scared Girl No Where to Hide
Naughty Girl The one that Lied
Adventurous girl, who's out and about
Victim Girl, who wont go out
Phsyco girl she fell Off the Swing
Slutty Girl, who had the one night Fling
Depressed Girl so empty inside
Lazy Girl The one that Sighed
poem by Bikramjyoti Kashyop
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Million Dollar Bash (1)
by Bob Dylan
Well, that big dumb blonde
With her wheel in the gorge
And Turtle, that friend of theirs
With his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk
With his cheese in the cash
They're all gonna be there
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Ev'rybody from right now
To over there and back
The louder they come
The harder they crack
Come now, sweet cream
Don't forget to flash
We're all gonna meet
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Well, I took my counselor
Out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there
She told him a yarn
Then along came Jones
Emptied the trash
Ev'rybody went down
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Well, I'm hittin' it too hard
My stones won't take
I get up in the mornin'
But it's too early to wake
First it's hello, goodbye
Then push and then crash
But we're all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
Well, I looked at my watch
I looked at my wrist
Punched myself in the face
With my fist
I took my potatoes
Down to be mashed
Then I made it over
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash
song performed by by Bob Dylan
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Shes Gone
A blackened wick is what remains
The flame was blown out just recently
Although the candle hadnt burned down to the stick
It wont be lit again, the day wont be so bright
We dont know what she may have been
All we know is what she left behind
An apartment cluttered with childrens toys,
Photos of good times
In the bedroom, theres sheets on the windows
Theres a four poster bed for a reason
Theres a box on the floor full of secrets
It wont be opened
Here older boys and girls would play
All inhibitions were left behind
As the door would close, her face began to shine
This was her finest hour, this was her finest time
Now, shes gone, and its not gonna be alright, not for me
Shes gone, but not forgotten, shes still here
In all those years she touched so many lives
Whos gonna watch the little girl she left behind?
Carol anne stands alone in the school yard
All the other children have gone
After waiting for hours,
She cant understand why her mother left her sad
In the darkness she sees definition
In the silence, she hears someone calling
After nightmares, she lies in bed screaming
But theres no reaction
Theres no one listening, theres no one
Now, shes gone, and its never gonna be alright, not for me,
Shes gone
song performed by by NOFX
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Lawdy Miss Clawdy
(words & music by lloyd price)
Well lawdy, lawdy, lawdy miss clawdy
Girl you sure look good to me
But please dont excite me baby
I know it cant be me
Well as a girl you want my money
Yeah but you just wont treat me right
You like to ball every morning
Dont come home till late at night
Oh gonna tell, tell my mama
Lord, I swear girl what you been to me
Im gonna tell everybody that Im down in misery
So bye, bye, bye, baby
Girl, I wont be comin no more
Goodbye little darlin down the road Ill go
So, bye, bye, bye baby
Girl, I wont be comin no more
Goodbye little darlin down the road Ill go
song performed by by Elvis Presley
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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