Spank It
1-hey sped!
2-hey what?
1- what you wanna do?
2- I wanna spank!
1-spank what?
2- spank my little monk!!
1-to the left
2- to the right!
1&2- spank it up and down all night!
1- spank the monk!
2- spank, spank the monk!
1- spank the monk!
1&2- spank spank, the monk!
song performed by by Eagles
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Spanked
Heh!
Im all feed up, watchin tv
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I always drift on commercials, yeah yeah
This one blew my mind, oh
Hey, tell me who youre gonna call, when you need that affection
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
There just aint no love line in her direction, oh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, ah yeah
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, aw
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man, after that, it cost ya four
And shell be up for negotiations, if you call back for more
Now who youre gonna call when you need that special (special) little something
You can say what you like, its all confidential, oh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, whoa
(solo)
Hey!
All you bad bad boys - with your mind blown
All you bad bad boys - got one man horny, spanked
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, ah, hey
All you bad bad boys - call her up on the spank line, uh
All you bad bad boys - yeah, its a spank line, ha ha ha ha
All you bad bad boys - just call her up, call her up
One man horny, spanked
All you bad bad boys - one man horny, spanked, bad bad bad boys
All you bad bad boys - just call her up, its a spank line
song performed by by Van Halen
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AE01 Carefull With Those Hands
it's really odd reading news
about women getting paid
for having their behind spank
then turn around, sue spanker
receiving favors is payment?
depends how you look at it
in football it's an honor to be spank
every time a player did a good play
you'll see it in television on changeover
watch-out hugger they will sue you too
do you have to keep your distance from
hugsmate; i will keep my pocket full
poem by Manonton Dalan
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Spank Thru
This song is for lovers out there
And the little light in the trees
And all the flowers have gingivitis
And the birds fly happily
Were together once again my love
I need you back, oh baby baby
I cant explain just why we lost it from the start
Living without you girl, youll only break my heart...
I can feel it I can hold it I can rub it I can shape it
I can mold it I can cut it I can taste it I can spank it
Beat it masterbate it
I been looking for days now
Always hearing the same ol
City boy wont you spank thru?
I can make you do things you wont think you ever could
song performed by by Nirvana
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Classic Dance Steps
“Would you?
Like to see
your coloured cousins?
Rule The World! ”
Look at yourself.
Surprised? Shocked?
By what you see?
“All You Have To Do Is Follow.”
“Would you like to see?
Your coloured cousins?
Rule the World?
All You Have To Do Is Follow.”
The Dance Master. Mass Puppet.
Conductor! Conspirator! Siren who stole!
Dictatorial hypnotic lead regimented regime!
Highlighted in hysteria horrific history.
In racially intolerant massacre making!
Contemporary culturally indifferent ethnic spot-light!
The Leader! Of Who?
What? Leading Where?
Look at yourself! Surprised? Shocked? By what you see?
Bongo beat of bombastic speech!
Pounding upon reasons reaches!
“All You Have To Do Is Follow.”
The shake rattle and roll
of the tank tank tank!
Screaming rhythm of vibrating,
flesh hating,
marvelous musical toy;
with which to safely give Mr Otto Frank,
the sub-human guy;
a spank spank spank!
The shake rattle and roll of the tank tank tank!
Screaming rhythm of vibrating, flesh hating, marvelous musical toy!
With which to safely give, selected scapegoat, the sub-human guy!
A spank spank spank! Father of Anne Frank Frank Frank!
Copyright © Terence George Craddock
See also The Holocaust Files!
Adapted quotations from the song 'Stop' by Pink Floyd, from The Wall album. This poem is about racism and is in no way intend to insult the memory of the Frank family or any Jewish people living or deceased.
poem by Terence George Craddock
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Get Off
{b-side of n.p.g.}
New power
Let down your funky...
Get off
Get off baby
What can a brother do when the clock keeps ticking you off
Turn the other cheek or kick a nut til it coughs
Get off
Get off
On the positive tip, Im equipped with a whip
I dont have to spank you cause this is my ship
Get off
Get off
(get off baby)
I will still be hip, when the words from your lip
Take a dip in the ratings
And Ill be stripping your mercedes
Of your lubricated lady
And taking her for a walk, taking her for a walk
On the positive tip, Im equipped with a whip
I dont have to spank you cause this is my ship
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Uh, is this a dream?
Nooo
Everybody get off
Is this a dream?
Is this a dream?
Get-o-get-o-get-o-get off
On the positive tip, Im equipped with a whip
I dont have to spank you cause this is my ship
Get off
Get off (I got the best of you)
Get off (hey, hey sugar)
Get off
Once I give her back to ya,
She wont ever wanna do ya
Cause I wrote the book
I taught her how to look
She showed me the money you gave her, I took
I even ate her cooking, thats more than you did
Get off
Get off
What can a brother do when the clock keeps ticking you off
Turn the other cheek or kick a nut til it coughs
Get off (uh, help me)
Get off
Get, get, get off
New, new, new power
{repeated over and over}
song performed by by Prince
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Robert of Lincoln
Merrily swinging on brier and weed,
Near to the nest of his little dame,
Over the mountain-side or mead,
Robert of Lincoln is telling his name.
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
Snug and safe is this nest of ours,
Hidden among the summer flowers.
Chee, chee, chee.
Robert of Lincoln is gayly dressed,
Wearing a bright, black wedding-coat;
White are his shoulders, and white his crest,
Hear him call in his merry note,
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
Look what a nice, new coat is mine;
Sure there was never a bird so fine.
Chee, chee, chee.
Robert of Lincoln's Quaker wife,
Pretty and quiet, with plain brown wings,
Passing at home a patient life,
Broods in the grass while her husband sings,
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
Brood, kind creature, you need not fear
Thieves and robbers while I am here.
Chee, chee, chee.
Modest and shy as a nun is she;
One weak chirp is her only note;
Braggart, and prince of braggarts is he,
Pouring boasts from his little throat,
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
Never was I afraid of man,
Catch me, cowardly knaves, if you can.
Chee, chee, chee.
Six white eggs on a bed of hay,
Flecked with purple, a pretty sight:
There as the mother sits all day,
Robert is singing with all his might,
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
Nice good wife that never goes out,
Keeping house while I frolic about.
Chee, chee, chee.
Soon as the little ones chip the shell,
Six wide mouths are open for food;
Robert of Lincoln bestirs him well,
Gathering seeds for the hungry brood:
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
This new life is likely to be
Hard for a gay young fellow like me.
Chee, chee, chee.
Robert of Lincoln at length is made
Sober with work, and silent with care,
Off is his holiday garment laid,
Half forgotten that merry air,
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
Nobody knows but my mate and I,
Where our nest and our nestlings lie.
Chee, chee, chee.
Summer wanes; the children are grown;
Fun and frolic no more he knows;
Robert of Lincoln's a hum-drum drone;
Off he flies, and we sing as he goes,
Bob-o'-link, bob-o'-link,
Spink, spank, spink,
When you can pipe that merry old strain,
Robert of Lincoln, come back again.
Chee, chee, chee.
poem by William Cullen Bryant
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All Nite (Don't Stop)
This is sick
"Attention it's time to dance..."
[Chorus]
Work it like you're working a pole
Shake it 'til you're shaking the floor
Pop it like you're poppin' a cork
Don't Stop, Don't Stop
Jerk it like you're making it choke
Break it like you're breakin' a code
Drop it till you're taking it lower
Drop it, drop it...
This is serious
I'm delirious
So oblivious
I could dance all night
With you
As long as its funky
This rhythm just makes me high
I'm like a junkie
I could dance all night
[Chorus]
So intoxicated
I'm so stimulated
Fell so X-rated
I could dance all night
As long as it's funky
This rhythm just makes me high
I'm like a junkie
I could dance all night
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Everybody on the floor (Let's go)
Let's get hardcore (Get low)
Make my sweat pour (Oh no)
Don't stop (Gimme some more)
Ooh my body's yours (spank that)
Spank that back door (like that)
Drive me like a Porsche' (yea)
I could dance all night
Can we take this party higher?
Now just put your hands to the sky and
Clap, clap, clap, clap
I could dance all night
[Chorus (repeat)]
[Repeat Chorus]
song performed by by Janet Jackson
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All Night
This is sick
"Attention it's time to dance..."
Chorus
Work it like you're working a pole
Shake it 'til you're shaking the floor
Pop it like you're poppin' a cork
Don't Stop, Don't Stop
Jerk it like you're making it choke
Break it like you're breakin' a code
Drop it till you're taking it lower
Drop it, drop it...
This is serious
I'm delirious
So oblivious
I could dance all night
With you
As long as its funky
This rhythm just makes me high
I'm like a junkie
I could dance all night
Chorus
So intoxicated
I'm so stimulated
Fell so X-rated
I could dance all night
As long as it's funky
This rhythm just makes me high
I'm like a junkie
I could dance all night
Chorus
Bridge
Everybody on the floor (Let's go)
Let's get hardcore (Get low)
Make my sweat pour (Oh no)
Don't stop (Gimme some more)
Ooh my body's yours (spank that)
Spank that back door (like that)
Drive me like a Porsche' (yea)
I could dance all night
Can we take this party higher?
Now just put your hands to the sky and
Clap, clap, clap, clap
I could dance all night
Chorus (repeat)
Repeat Chorus
song performed by by Janet Jackson
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Love My Left Hand
Hold my right
Kiss my thoughts with all your might
Follow me down Left hand lane
flightless grief will relieve my posture
right is might left is position
We spank what the left is afraid of
And we love what is right.
Her Punishments Are Not Random
When Mother Nature is angered,
Doesn't it seem her punishments...
Are not random?
Mother Nature knows,
Specifically and without mystery...
Exactly who to spank to awaken.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Samples of the Examples
Ma...
Why do you spank me so much?
You know you are creating my dysfunctions.
'Because I love you.
And you are the oldest.
You have to set the example for your sisters.'
Well,
Can you not love me so much?
And give them some of the samples,
Of the examples you want me to set?
I have an idea...
Why don't you switch up on your routine.
And I promise not to be jealous,
If you give them all your love.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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When A Feller's Itching To Be Spanked
W'EN us fellers stomp around, makin' lots o' noise,
Gramma says, 'There's certain times comes to little boys
W'en they need a shingle or the soft side of a plank;'
She says 'we're a-itchin' for a right good spank.'
An' she says, 'Now thes you wait,
It's a-comin' — soon or late,
W'en a fellers itchin' fer a spank.'
W'en a feller's out o' school, you know how he feels,
Gramma says we wriggle 'roun like a lot o' eels.
W'y it's like a man that's thes home from out o' jail.
What's the use o' scoldin' if we pull Tray's tail?
Gramma says, tho', 'thes you wait,
It's a-comin' — soon or late,
You'se the boys that's itchin' to be spanked.'
Cats is funny creatures an' I like to make 'em yowl,
Gramma alwus looks at me with a awful scowl
An' she says, 'Young gentlemen, mamma should be thanked
Ef you'd get your knickerbockers right well spanked.'
An' she says, 'Now thes you wait,
It's a-comin' — soon or late,'
W'en a feller's itchin' to be spanked.
Ef you fin' the days is gettin' awful hot in school
An' you know a swimmin' place where it's nice and cool,
Er you know a cat-fish hole brimmin' full o' fish,
Whose a-goin' to set around school and wish?
'Tain't no use to hide your bait,
It's a-comin' — soon or late,
W'en a feller's itchin' to be spanked.
Ol' folks know most ever'thing 'bout the world, I guess,
Gramma does, we wish she knowed thes a little less,
But I alwus kind o' think it 'ud be as well
Ef they wouldn't alwus have to up an' tell;
We kids wish 'at they'd thes wait,
It's a-comin' — soon or late,
W'en a feller's itchin' to be spanked.
poem by Paul Laurence Dunbar
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Ducks love Chocolate!
Ducks love chocolate anytime everyday,
They buy it, eat it, especially in May,
One day the ducks ate it in the class,
Then the teacher hurt them which was a lark.
The next day the pupils sued him as he used a spank,
The money went to the pupils which put it in their bank,
The wanted to spend it but then they thought twice,
Then spent it on chocolate which is very nice.
poem by Dotty Ducks
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God and His Plan
God, my creator,
When you had created a woman for a man,
In the garden where the river flows underneath,
Where the dinosaurs do not exist,
Where the snow is an unknown word.
I think that you have decided that
one is more than enough for another.
Otherwise Lord, my merciful,
Benevolent and Almighty,
so kind enough to Forgive
the sins of male,
and a stern judge,
to punish and spank the women
for their misdoing,
You must have created,
at least Four Eves for an Adam.
Amen.
poem by Veeraiyah Subbulakshmi
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Dominated Love Slave
I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when i do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain
Cause i love feelin' dirty
And i love feelin' cheap
And i love it when you hurt me
So drive those staples deep
I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel the pain all over my body
Can't wait t be punished for my sins
song performed by by Green Day from Kerplunk!
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Let Us Live
We've lived our whole life in fear
Let us live one moment in peace
Let us live please...
Give me some light
Give me some warmth
Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once again
I've hunched my back from my books weight
Bribe is something I've learned from my own dad
Either bring home 99% and get a game
Or a spank
Fitting in with the rest of the world
Burned away my whole childhood
My childhood is gone
Along with my youth
Now please let us live
One moment in peace
Please...
We've lived our whole life in fear
Let us live one moment in peace
Let us live please...
poem by Kiara Davar
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Oh, I Love This Soul
Oh, I love this soul
and I just can't let this go to hell.
Oh, angels in heaven
come and help me save this soul
Spank me when I'm wrong
and fly me up from the pit of sin
when I fall into it.
Oh, I love this soul
angels in heaven
come and help me save
...this soul.
poem by Marites C. Cayetano
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Threat Interlude
[threat]
What they screamin when they shout?
Who they fiendin fo - zoo rock the house fo sure
We boom you need some elbow room, thats right
Cause I be chokin the mic, place me under arrest
Im on the hit list baby cause Im one of the best
We on a quest all across the coast to get fresh, yeah, yeah
Nigga fly like the air, been up in the game and you can keep the change
Tried to smash all the beef, turn the leaf over
Cheap rock-rolla, cant be seen, bring your football team
Bump your queen plus we want the chips
Spank the white man on his ass with the whip
The world is fillin us, killin us softly, adolf khadafi
Still real gangsters dont tell what they do, they just do what they got to
song performed by by Ice T
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Sugar Booger
Break my spine, sugar booger
Break down and lose your sweet mind now
'Cause that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Yeah that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Waste my time sweetie, pretty
Bust out the hammer time moves y'all
'Cause that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Yeah that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Everytime you turn around
I just want to hit the ground
Locked up in your little world
Makes me feel so insecure
And now
Draw that line, maybe baby
We could get up and kick it down
'Cause that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Yeah that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Spank my plank, funky, pokey
Your children now you must bust out
'Cause thats the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Yeah that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Everytime you turn around
I just want to hit the ground
Locked up in your little world
Makes me feel so insecure
And now
Show me now
Everytime you turn around
I just want to hit the ground
Locked up in your little world
Makes me feel so insecure
And now
Draw that line, maybe baby
We could get up and kick it down
'Cause that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Yeah that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
'Cause that's the way, that's the way that you wanna be
Yeah that's the way.
song performed by by Weezer
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Valentine Lines
His name is Drack Valentine
DNA design more crude than fine
This fella from vagina spat
A strange bloodline
With a spank on the ass he was sent
out into this land
Being a constant little shit
often meeting a solid backhand
At the tender age of seven
At school he did learn
The wonders of heaven
And the fires he would burn
He's a man now you see
All grown up and tall
He has a little daughter
She once like him very small
Putting up with the peoples preaching
And teachers teaching
This she will do
Doing what her father once had to do
Her name is Scarlett Valentine
This girl of mine
from her mothers vagina spat
A even stranger bloodline
poem by Drack Valentine
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