Dump The Dude
Hey girl, I wanna give you some friendly advice
Hes got you cryin, oh hes done it again
Hes made a date and he didnt show
You know hes done this to you so many times
When you gonna let him go
He doesnt treat you little a lover should
He could be so downright cruel
Cant understand why youre hangin with him
Girl, dont you be a fool
Go on and dump the dude
You know hes got a rotten attitude
He always leaves you in a cryin mood
Take my advice, dont you think twice
Listen to what Im telling you
Go on and dump the dude
You know that weve been friends for so many years
And Ive never ever seen you this way
So torn apart, how he gets to your heart
With all the little games that he plays
Just give him up, get him out of your life
Promise me that once and for all
Youre gonna tell him that its over and done
The very next time he calls, aint you now
Dump the dude
You know hes got a rotten attitude
He always leaves you in a cryin mood
Take my advice, find somebody nice
Listen to what Im telling you
Go on and dump the dude
Girl, I know you may think this is none of my business
But the fact that were friends I believe that makes it my business
I care about you but I aint preachin
I think you should dump the dude
I dont know why youd want to settle for less
When you could have so much more
You know that you deserve only the best
So what are you waiting for?
Go on and dump the dude
You know hes got a rotten attitude
He always leaves you in a cryin mood
Take my advice, dont you think twice
Find yourself somebody nice
Go on and dump the dude
song performed by by Dolly Parton

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Sunshine
Am I too contagious
Full of sick desire
Am I that I promise
Burning corpsed pyre
Then some dude came down to touch the mother
Mother touched, and dude aint here no more
Am I your reflection
Melting mirror smile
Am I worth the value
Do my love defile
Then some dude came down to touch the mother
Mother touched and dude aint here no more
Aint no day the sun dont crack
Try brand some name across my back so you care?
Find someone to tell you
Chorus
Sunshine...sweet love my labor
Dont mind...i dont care no more
Can you face the queston?
Is my soul entire?
Chorus
song performed by by Alice In Chains

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Get The Funk Out
If you dont like what you see here
Nobody wants to take you prisoner
So let me make it nice and clear dear
The exit is right there
I dont mean to be rude dude
But youd better change your attitude
I dont like what I see here
Youre all invited to the party
You know you didnt have to come
No rotten apple gonna spoil my fun
If you dont like what you see here
Get the funk out
We wont try to force feed you
Get the funk out
You cant please everbody
But everybody cannot please me
Thats why I do what I want to
So why dont you do, do it to, do it to me, hey
So if you dont like what you see here
You can always leave the country
I dont like what I see here
Youre all invited to the party
You know you didnt have to come
No rotten apple gonna spoil my fun
If you dont like what you see here
Get the funk out
We wont try to force feed you
Get the funk out
All I see is pronograffiti
All I hear pornograffiti
Its a monster we all have within us
The american dream
I need more money
I need more money
Just a little more money
Just a little more money
Everybodys got a need
Everybodys got to feed
He man woman hater
He man woman hater
He man woman hater
Dancing to the decadence dance
song performed by by Extreme

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Pump It
Ha ha ha
Pump it
Ha ha ha
And pump it (louder) [4x]
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right
N*ggas wanna hate on us (who)
N*ggas can be eerin' us (who)
And I know why they hatin' on us (why)
Cause thats so fabulous (what)
Ima be real on us (cmon)
Nobody got nuttin' on us (no)
Girls be all on us, from London back down to the US (s, s)
We rockin' it (contagious), monkey business (outrageous)
Just confess, your girl admits that we the sh*t
F-R-E-S-H (fresh)
D-E-F, thats right we def (rock)
We definite B-E-P, we rappin' it
So, turn it up (turn it up) [3x]
Cmon baby, just
Pump it (louder) [6x]
And say, oh oh oh oh
Say, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
Its sizzlin'
Right
(Yo, check this out right here)
Dude wanna hate on us (dude)
Dude need'a ease on up (dude)
Dude wanna act on up
But dude get shut like flavor shut (down)
Chicks say, she aint down
But chick backstage when we in town (ha)
She like man on drunk (fool)
She wanna hit n' run (errr)
Yeah, thats the speed
Thats what we do
Thats who we be
B-L-A-C-K -E -Y-E-D-P to the E, then the A to the S
When we play you shake your ass
Shake it, shake it, shake it girl
Make sure you dont break it, girl
Cause we gonna
Turn it up (turn it up) [3x]
Cmon baby, just
Pump it (louder) [6x]
And say, oh oh oh oh
Say, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
Its sizzlin'
Right
Damn (damn) [5x]
Wow
Apl. de ap. from Philippines
Live and direct, rocking this scene
Waiting on down for the B-boys
And B-girls waiting, doin' their thing
Pump it, louder come on
Don't stop, and keep it goin'
Do it, lets get it on
Move it!
Come on, baby, do it
La-da-di-dup-dup die dy
On the stereo
Let those speakers blow your mind
(Blow my mind, baby)
To let it go, let it go
Here we go
La-da-di-dup-dup die dy (c'mon, we're there)
On the radio
The system is gonna feel so fine
Pump it (louder) [4x]
And say, oh oh oh oh
Say, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
Its sizzlin'
Right
song performed by by Black Eyed Peas

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Attitude Dancing
(carly simon/jacob brackman)
Theres a new kind of dancing
Thats gonna be the rage
You just leave yourself behind
Like an actor on a stage
Cop a different pose
>from the pose youre in
Shine a different attitude
>from underneath your skin
Attitude dancing
Strut around the floor in a different attitide
Attitude dancing
Any attitude is the proper attitude
Attitude dancing
Dont be afraid to change your attitude
Attitude dancing
Free up your spirit with a new attitude
It dont even matter
If you stretch or shake
And it dont really matter
What moves your body makes
And it dont really matter
What steps you choose to do
Only one thing matters:
Thats your attitude
Your attitude, attitude dancing
Attitude dancing
Strut around the floor in a different attitide
Attitude dancing
Learn to move in another attitude
Attitude dancing
Find the groove in a new attitude
Attitude dancing
Dont be afraid of a new attitude
It dont really matter
What steps you choose to do
Only one thing matters:
Is your attitude
Your attitude, attitude dancing
Strut around the floor in a new attitude
Do the locomotion in a new attitude
Do the mashed potato in a new attitude
Do the hully gully in a new attitude
Find a role you like
Capture it and freeze
Then turn it around
A hundred and eighty degrees
Or if youre at a loss
Observe some natural dude
And turn into a mirror of his attitude
Attitude, attitude, attitude
Dancing
song performed by by Carly Simon

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Aint No Sad Song
(chico ross/hal davis/the bear)
Baby, the love we used to share
Has faded day by day
And now you wanna leave me
So youre lookin for away
And if you see a tear in my eye
Its not for you I cry
Dont you know I tried to make our love
Like every love should be
You say it aint enough
So youre walking out on me
But if you cant find just what you want
Dont you come runnin back to me
Baby, I know you think Im at home
Cryin the blues
But remember darlin
Somebody else will want what you couldnt use
Oh, yeah, what you couldnt use
Aint no sad song
Since youve been gone
Aint no sad song
Since youve been gone
You made me so very, very happy boy
But if you dont wanna be mine
Hey, when will I stop lovin you
Oh baby, I dont know, I dont know
All my friends give me advice
They say hang on, girl
Ooh, but I want him
Hang on girl
I dont need him
The clock didnt stop ticking
cause you let me be
Time will let nobody
Take your love from me
You made me so very, very happy boy
But if you dont wanna be mine
I know you wanna be
With someone for yourself
But I know you dont want me
To be with no one else
Aint no sad song
Since youve been gone
Aint no sad song
Since youve been gone
Aint no sad song
Since youve been gone
song performed by by Diana Ross

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Little Man
There were options.
And there will always be those.
He knew he had them too.
They were pointed out to him.
And all over the place...
In perfect view.
He refused and did not listen.
As if he had something to prove.
He is but just a little man!
And a little man can only do...
What a little man can,
From a limited menu in self pursuit.
Forget making suggestions.
Put your advice on ice.
He does not deliver gratitude.
His mood is quick to show attitude.
Whether that is given to them,
Me or you!
This 'dude' is a little man!
And a little man can only do,
What a little man can comprehend...
And understand.
It is pointless to belittle him...
Since his followers are also loyal fans!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

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Burning Ground
And I take you down to the burning ground
And you change me up and you turned it around
In the wind and rain Im gonna see you again
In the morning sun and when the day is done
And you take my hand and you walk with me
Sometimes it feels like eternity
And I turn the tide I get back my pride
And I make you proud wont you say it out loud
When I take you down to the burning ground
To the burning ground, to the burning ground
To the burning ground, to the burning ground
And I take you down by the factory
And I show you like it has to be
And you understand how the work is done
And I pick up the sack in the midday sun
And I pull you through by the skin of your teeth
And I lift the veil, I see whats underneath
And you return to me and you sit on your throne
And you make me feel that Im not alone
And I take you down to the burning ground
To the burning ground, to the burning ground
To the burning ground
Hey man, whats that youre carrying?
Feels like lead
It weighs a ton - lets see if we can dump it by the side of the hill
Hey wait up, why dont you dump it on the burning ground
Dump it down there
Yeh man, dump the jute
Hey man dump the jute on the burning ground
Dump the jute?
Yeh you know, dump the jute
Dump the jute!
On the burning ground
On the burning ground
And you make me think what its all about
Sometimes I know gonna work it out
And I watch you run in the crimson sun
Tear my shirt apart open up my heart
And I watch you run
Down on your bended knees
By the burnt out well
Can you tell me please
Between heaven and hell
Wont you take me down
To the burning ground, to the burning ground
To the burning ground, to the burning ground
And you fall and pray, when you hear that sound
As were walking back to the burial mound
And you shake your head and you turn it around
And you see the flames from the burning ground
And you get down on your knees and pray
And I catch my breath as were running away
And I take the jute and I throw him down
On the burning ground, on the burning ground
On the burning ground, its on the burning ground.....
song performed by by Van Morrison

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You Need Love Like I Do (feat. Heather Small)
From The RELOAD Album
Tom Jones with Heather Small
Well, well, well
It seems like it was only yesterday
When my Momma told me dont fall in love with the first girl that comes your way
She was pretty and nice but I took her advice and passed her by
Years have passed and it dont look like loves gonna give me a second try
Boy the look on your face tells me you understand
Could it be your love life, like mine needs a helping hand
Yeah You need love like I do, dont you?
I can tell by the way you look, when Im looking at you
I know it aint fit and proper for a girl to talk this way
But I cant cope with this loneliness, not one more dog-gone day
Every day has been an uphill climb to keeping my hopes afloat
Judging by your silence boy, you must be in the same boat
And again now
You need love like I do, dont you?
I can tell by the way you look, when Im looking at you - well, well, well, well,
You need love like I do, dont you?
It seems like Im looking in the mirror, when Im looking at you
I cant begin to tell how many night times have been all lonely,
Come on tell me girl does it ever happen to you?
Im gonna tell you something and believe me it aint no joke,
My love life is just like a sinking boat
I can understand a person being without money
But surely there isnt a reason for a person to be without love.
Listen to me now; Im a girl and youre a guy
Yes its true
Come on lets give love a try
He he damn
You need love like I do, dont you?
I can tell by the way you look, when Im looking at you
You find that true love is a dream that everyone wants to come true
Cant you see its up to us to make this dream come true
Yeah! You need love like I do, dont you?
I can tell by the way you look, when Im looking at you - well, well, well
You need love like I do, dont you?
Well It seems like Im looking in the mirror, when Im looking at you
Aint it true, Aint it true, Aint it true, Aint it true, Aint it true,
Yes, its true, yes its true, true, true
You need love like I do, dont you?
I can tell by the way you look, when Im looking at you
You need love like I do, dont you?
Well, it seems like Im looking in the mirror, when Im looking at you
You need love like I do, dont you?
I can tell by the way you look, when Im looking at you,
You need love like I do, dont you?
Well It seems like Im looking in the mirror, when Im looking at you.
Aint it true girl, Im in love, Im in love cause I need you, and I need you too.
song performed by by Tom Jones

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Old Mister Time
He looked funny
The children called him the scarecrow
An old raincoat
And baggy trousers and sneakers
He found at the dump
Oh, but if you bothered to look
There was something behind the rags
Oh there was a look in his eyes
It was something youd never forget
He lived badly
A broken shack on the railway
An old moggy
The only one who replied
When he talked to the walls
Oh we didnt understand
We were fooled by the dirt on his face
Oh we were human then
We were searching behind his disgrace
Why dont you leave me alone
Why dont you go to your homes
Why dont you keep to yourselves
Im tellin you
Why dont you leave me alone
Youre never gonna realise
When all you do is criticise
Youre never gonna make it work
You never seem to get enough
You crumble when its getting rough
Youre never gonna make it work
Im tellin you therell come a day
Youre gonna blow yourselves away
Its wrong that I should interfere
I just get in the way
Why dont you leave me alone
Why dont you go to your homes
Why dont you keep to yourselves
Im tellin you
Why dont you leave me alone
Deep into the night
He was working by the light
Of the candle by his bed
On the theory in his head
He was building from the junk
That he rescued from the dump
And when he turned the power on
There was a sound and he was gone
Oh in the gray of the dawn
We discovered the thing he was working on
Oh we didnt understand
The future was old mister time
Future was old mister time
Future was old mister time
Future was old mister time
Old mister time (mister time, mister time....)
Old mister time (mister time, mister time....)
Old mister time (mister time, mister time....)
song performed by by 10 Cc

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Sound Advice
(words & music by baum - giant)
Some folks tell you what to do
They think they know more than you
They insist that theyre givin sound advice
But as sure as youre livin
It aint sound, it aint nice
It just doesnt sound like sound advice
Some folks like to be the boss
They get up on their high horse
Oh they say that youre gettin, sound advice
There one thing Im bettin
It aint wise, it aint nice
You wont like the sound of their advice
Sound advice were given
Just as sure as your as youre livin
If your smart youll think twice
When they start to sound off with advice
Sound advice were given
Just as sure as your as youre livin
If your smart youll think twice
When they start to sound off with advice
Dont listen to their sound advice
song performed by by Elvis Presley

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The Time Of Day
All the ghosts in the schoolyard
Young rebels with no dreams
Dying of old age
At seventeen
Some blame their mothers
For this unforgiving world
Others point the finger
At the flag the wind unfurls
But I say
You are the lock you are the key
You are the master of your destiny
The devils the dude who sells poison for pay
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont you give him the room or and inch to play
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont give the devil the time of day
Theres a face in the mirror
You dont recognize
So you shatter the lights
cause they sting your bloodshot eyes
You walk on with a stranger
Who rolls your soul up in his wad
You place your trust in him
Like you once placed it in god
Well I say
You are the lock you are the key
You are the master of your destiny
The devils the dude who sells poison for pay
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont you give him the room or and inch to play
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont give the devil the time of day
Caught between the cyclone fence and a red brick wall
Yeah, you melt like chocolate in the sun
Then you see your angel walking with his high-tops on
And he hands you heaven hotter than a loaded gun
(the time of day)
Dont you give him
(the time of day)
Dont you give him
(the time of day)
You are the lock you are the key
You are the master of your destiny
The devils the dude who sells poison for pay
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont you give him the room or and inch to play
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont give the devil the time of day
All the ghosts in the schoolyard
Young rebels with no dreams
Dying of old age
At seventeen
Well I say
You are the lock you are the key
You are the master of your destiny
The devils the dude who sells poison for pay
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont you give him the room or and inch to play
Dont give the devil the time of day
Dont give the devil the time of day
song performed by by Gino Vanelli

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Good Foot
I aint tryin to be rude dude
But we tryin to tear up the place, come on
Hey Timbo (yeah)
Dont you hate it when a dude starts actin up
Like this fella over here with his hands on the scuff
Be muggin and carryin on
Hey J.T. (yeah)
Why these dudes keep starin at us
I dont know but Im about to find out whats up
Be easy dont take it to rough
Talk to them
Im not being cocky
I just noticed that she was lookin at me
Chill homeboy be cool
Cause there aint no reason for all the fussin at me
Its just gettin started
And theres alot of fish around here
Just shakin their jelly
I aint tryin to be rude dude
But we tryin to tear up the place, come on
Chorus:
There aint nothing to it
If you wanna get down
Then we can do it, do it
There aint nothing to it
Get out your seat (why)
You aint glued to it
Be easy and watch that tone
Keep stepping with your new suede shoes on
Boys and girls lets all sing along
Now everybody just get on the good foot
Get on the good foot
Now how am I supposed to know shes yours
She aint got no ring on her finger
It aint our fault homeboy
That your girl likes to wonder and linger
You actin so serious
We just danced I aint even ask for her number
Dont be mad cause we the life of the party
We aint really tryin to hurt nobody, talk to them
Im not being cocky
I just noticed that she was lookin at me
Chill homeboy be cool
Cause there aint no reason for all the fussin at me
Its just gettin started
And theres alot of fish around here
Just shakin their jelly
I aint tryin to be rude dude
But we tryin to tear up the place, come on
Chorus:
There aint nothing to it
If you wanna get down
Then we can do it, do it
There aint nothing to it
Get out your seat (why)
You aint glued to it
Be easy and watch that tone
Keep stepping with your new suede shoes on
Boys and girls lets all sing along
Now everybody just get on the good foot
(Oh no) Get on the good foot
(Oh no) Get on the good foot
If you keep on pressin at me
(That dont bother me none)
Cause I see every fish in the sea
(Im a get the baddest one)
You take yourself so seriously
(But you dont impress me none)
Dont be alarmed boy
We came to do no harm boy, talk to them
Im not being cocky
I just noticed that she was lookin at me
Chill homeboy be cool
Cause there aint no reason for all the fussin at me
Its just gettin started
And theres alot of fish around here
Just shakin their jelly
I aint tryin to be rude dude
But we tryin to tear up the place, come on
Chorus:
There aint nothing to it
If you wanna get down
Then we can do it, do it
There aint nothing to it
Get out your seat (why)
You aint glued to it
Be easy and watch that tone
Keep stepping with your new suede shoes on
Boys and girls lets all sing along
Now everybody just get on the good foot
Get on the good foot
Get on the good foot
Slow down boy, girl
Oh, oh, oh
song performed by by Justin Timberlake

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Dirty Weekend
(rod stewart / gary grainger)
You book the hotel Ill pack the bags honey
You phone the airlines Ill call a cab
When will you return well that all depends
Just tell your mother that youre staying with friends
Cuz I know that youre my best friends girl
But its the weekend I dont give a hell
Ill bring the red wine you bring the ludes
Your mothers doctor must be quite a dude
Well hang the dont disturb outside our door
Im gonna rock you till your pussys sore
Oh my sweet diana I cant wait for the manana
Theres a hotel down in mexico just made for two
But I dont think you trust me and I cant say I blame you
My reputation precedes me you aint never gonna leave me
Soon as we get there Ill go check in
Mr and mrs smith of abilene
You get naked honey Ill get down
Im gonna chase you around
And round and round and round
You say you cant stand monotony
I say what happened to fidelity
Dirty weekend made for two
Just me and you honey
I wanna love that can last for ages
Not the trash youve been giving to strangers
Dont want to make your two big brothers brothers annoyed
Do you think youll get the polaroid?
song performed by by Rod Stewart

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Aint Got Your Love
(myles goodwyn)
Published by northern goody two tunes, ltd./capac - ascap
You take it on the lamb, and pretend that its alright
Hey baby, cant you see what youre doin to yourself
And dont treat it as a game, cause I could never play along
You know that I care girl, dont get me wrong
And give it everything you got, even be cruel
And give it everything you got, cause I wont play a fool
If I dont have your love (aint got your love)
If I dont have your love, babe its gonna drive me crazy
If I dont have your love (aint got your love)
If I dont have your love, right now
When fate is on the line, and its time to take a stand
Just tell me how you feel girl, Ill understand
And dont go foolin yourself, cause you know you gotta get it on
Hey baby, cant you see the right from the wrong
And give it everything you got, even be cruel
And give it everything you got, cause I wont play a fool
If I dont have your love (aint got your love)
If I dont have your love, baby its gonna drive me crazy
If I dont have your love, ooh (aint got your love)
If I dont have your love, right now, I need you girl
When youre takin to the streets, cause shelter cant be found
Im makin it clear girl, Ill be around
And I can see it on your face, I know its on your mind
But do you realize our loves on the line
And give it everything you got, even be cruel
And give it everything you got, cause I wont play a fool
If I dont have your love (aint got your love)
If I dont have your love, right now
Baby its gonna drive me crazy, cause I need your lovin so bad (aint got your love)
Yeah I cant go on if I dont belong, if I (aint got your love)
Hey baby, yeah, you know how I feel that I got to have it everyday baby, yeah
As long as its love, I need it so bad (aint got your love)
I love you baby, I got to have it (aint got your love) no more yeah
song performed by by April Wine

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Cryin Through The Night
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and I dont know why
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and Im so dissatisfied
cause Ive been cryin through the night
Tears on my pillow
And I have been cryin through the night
Weeping like a weeping pillow
From cryin through the night
Hear me cryin through the night
I am lonely, downhearted and sad
cause Ive lost the best woman that I ever had
To a fiend of mine
Just cant figure out how it could be
That somebody like him could take her away from me
And its on my mind
Nearly all the time
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and I dont know why
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and Im so dissatisfied
cause Ive been cryin through the night
Tears on my pillow
And I have been cryin through the night
Weeping like a weeping pillow
From cryin through the night
Hear me cryin through the night
Now I know just how best friends can be
cause he made sure you knew your best was with me
And its on my mind
Heres a lesson much greater than wealth
Keep your business to you, yourself and no one else
And your smiling eyes
Wont be cryin like mine
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and I dont know why
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and Im so dissatisfied
cause Ive been cryin through the night
Tears on my pillow
And I have been cryin through the night
Weeping like a weeping pillow
From cryin through the night
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Im weeping like a weeping pillow
From cryin through the night
Oh, oh, yeah
Hear me cryin, cryin, Im cryin, cryin
Im cryin baby, cryin baby, yeah
Even a fool can tell
That so many tears sho enough done fell
And pretty soon before you know
Ill have enough tears to fill a water well
Hear me cryin through the night
Oh yeah, cryin through the night
And its on my mind
Nearly all the time
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and I dont know why
Yes I am cryin
I got the blues and Im so dissatisfied
cause Ive been cryin through the night
Tears on my pillow
And I have been cryin through the night
Weeping like a weeping pillow
From cryin through the night
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Im weeping like a weeping pillow
Oh, oh, cryin tears, cryin tears
Through the night
song performed by by Stevie Wonder

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Dude
Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced a grime on his door
She a long lost love at first sight
Baby, mabye you're wrong
But you know it's all right - that's right
Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'forgive me if i seem out of line'
Then she whipped out a gun
Tried to blow me away
(chorus)
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a lady
So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise
(chorus)
(baby let me follow you down)
Let me take a peak dear
(baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(baby let me follow you down)
Turn the other cheek dear
(baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me, sue me
What a funky lady
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it
Oh, he was a lady
(repeat chorus)
song performed by by Aerosmith

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Hey Dude
All I have is all I need
Enough for love but not for greed yeah
I was younger once this guy came to me
Told me about all the honey out there
He saie honey gold jewels money women
Wine cars that shine
I dont know what he was talking about
But I think I had an idea
He said smell the rose, sweet sweet rose,
Catch the sun find where it grows,
Smell the rose, the sweet sweet rose
That grows on castle walls in heaven
In heaven yeah
Well if it feels like summer
Youre catching the sun,
And Im catching the moment you fall
If it tastes like honey
Dont swallow it all
Dont wait for the moment to come -
And catch the sun
Hey dude, dont lean on me man
Cause Im losing my direction
And I cant understand
No no
Hey dude, well I do what I can
But you treat me like a woman
When I feel like a man
I was crossing the city one day
Everybody was flashing by me
Like images of tombstones,
Images of tombstones
On a friday night
Ive seen everybody looking for their little bit of honey
To alleviate the pain
To alleviate the pain
Well if it feels like summer dont burn in the sun
Dont wait for the evening fall
If it tastes like honey dont swallow it all
Don;t wait for the moment to come - and catch the sun
No, no n no, no n no, etc.
When I feel like a man!
Hey dude etc.
song performed by by Kula Shaker

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Cry To Me
When your baby leaves you all alone
And nobody calls you on the phone
Dont you feel like cryin
Dont you feel like cryin
Come on baby, cry to me
When youre all alone in your lonely room
And there is nothing, but the smell of her perfume
Dont you feel like cryin
Dont you feel like cryin
Come on baby, cry to me
Nothing can be sadder than a glass of wine alone
Loneliness--loneliness just a a waste of your time
But your wont ever have to walk alone
Say honey, just breakdown--breakdown and cry
When yourre waiting in your lonely room
And theres nothin but the smell of her perfume
Dont you feel like cryin
Dont you feel like cryin
Come on baby, cry to me
Come on baby, cry to me
Come on baby, cry, cry, cry, cry
song performed by by Tom Petty

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The only advice I would give Christians entering the world of arts: give yourself a period of time, maybe three or four years. If you haven't made it in your chosen art form, dump it.
quote by Cliff Richard

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I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep
[studio version appears on "pure guava"]
Shitting on my face...
I'll count us in (ah, ok)
1, 2, 3, 4
I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night
I said, "dude, man, you feelin' alright"
Gener said nothin' and continued to weep
I caught papa gene ween cryin' in his sleep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
Life at the top can be tough
Sometimes you think you've seen enough
But you can find a diamond in the rough
But when it's time for bed, you shouldn't think about that stuff
Yeah, i saw gener cryin' in his sleep
I tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
I saw gener cryin' in his sleep
Danny!
Alright!
[chorus]
Danny!
[chorus]
Thank you, we're ween
song performed by by Ween

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