Your Ole Handy Man
I have to mow the lawn
And i have to wash the car
And i'd just like to know
Just who you think you are
I'm gettin' tired of wagging
That old heavy garbage can
Your woman's gettin' tired
Of being your ole handy man
I have to run your water
And i have to wash your back
And i have to scrub the tub
After you have had your bath
You're as helpless as a baby
But i love you, understand
I'm just gettin' tired
Of being your ole handy man
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
Now i know you've got ten fingers
But where's your helpin' hand
I've just made a decision
I've stood all i'm gonna stand
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
I do everything for you
You never help yourself
An' i think i'd die from shock
If you raised a hand to help
Well, i'm not gonna keep it up
That's what you got planned
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
Now i know you got ten fingers
But where's that helpin' hand
I've just made a decision
I've stood all i'm gonna stand
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
Tag:
Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
song performed by by Dolly Parton
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Tired Of Gettin Nowhere
Chorus:
Im tired of gettin nowhere, wish I was inspired, but its just not there
I hope this doesnt last, cause Im tired of gettin nowhere fast
Woke up this morning and went back to sleep
The sun was pourin and the rain was gettin deep
I dont know what Im supposed to do
cause everywhere I turn, I wind up headin back to you
I dont know how long I will lay here in this bed
Staring at the ceiling, going crazy in my head
Got to find some meaning, some kind of reason to go on
The only one I had was you and now youre gone, and
Chorus
My friends all tell me I should mellow out
Surely Ive got better things to think about
Must be something I can find to help me lose these blues
But the only thing thats on my mind, is standing in your shoes
Chorus
Youd think by now Id be exactly where I want to be
Got what I need, know what I need to know
Im all dressed up but without you theres nowhere to go
(solo)
Ooh, youd think by now Id be exactly where I want to be
Got what I need, know what I need to know
Im all dressed up but without you theres nowhere to go
And Im so tired of gettin nowhere
Wish I was inspired, but its just not there
I hope this doesnt last, cause Im tired of gettin
Tired of gettin, tired of gettin nowhere
Im tired of gettin nowhere, so real tired of gettin nowhere
Tired of gettin nowhere, tired, tired of gettin
Im tired of gettin nowhere, ooh yeah, wont you say it, ooh yeah
Tired of gettin nowhere fast - get some rest!
song performed by by Reo Speedwagon
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Look Up, Look Down
Author unknown (sung by gerry beckley)
Found on heard.
Look up, look down
Gotta find me a hole to hide my head in the ground
Look up, look down
Gettin tired of my woman runnin around
Everybody says give her a second chance
But thatll be the seventy-second time in advance
Look up, look down
Gotta get to the ground
Look up, look down
Watch the whole wide world spinnin around
Look up, look down
Baby find my woman runnin around
Everybody says give her a second chance
But thatll be the seventy-second time in advance
Look up, look down
Gotta get to the ground
Ra da da da da ....
Look up, look down
Gotta find me a hole to hide my head in the ground
Look up, look down
Gettin tired of my woman runnin around
Gettin tired of my woman runnin around
Gettin tired of my woman runnin around
Gettin so tired of my woman runnin around
song performed by by America
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Leaving Here
Hey, fellas, have you heard the news
Yeah, the women in this town have been misused
Yeah, I seen it all in my dreams last night
Girls leaving this town cause you dont treat em right
Oh, take a train (take a train), fly by plain (fly by plain)
Yeah, gettin tired (gettin tired), sick and tired (sick and tired)
All you fellas better change your ways
Yeah, leaving this town in a matter of days
Girls are good, you better treat em true
I seen fellas running around with someone new
Gettin tired (gettin tired), sick and tired (sick and tired)
Yeah, leavin here (leavin here), leavin here (leavin here)
I said leavin here, yeah yeah yeah, dont want to leave all here
Be a while, oh yeah , oh yeah , oh yeah , oh yeah
The love of a woman is a wonderful thing (oh yeah)
Yeah, the way you treat em is a crying shame (oh yeah)
I tell you, fella, yeah, it wont be long (oh yeah)
Yeah, before these women they all have gone (oh yeah)
Yeah, gettin tired (gettin tired), sick and tired (sick and tired)
Yeah, take a train (take a train), fly by plain (fly by plain)
Yeah, gonna leavin here, yeah leavin here
Yeah, leavin here, ya gonna leave all here now
Baby baby baby, please dont leave here
song performed by by Pearl Jam
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Leaving Here
Hey, fellas, have you heard the news,
Ive been away so long
Yeah, the women in this town have been misused,
Wonder where I went wrong
Yeah, I seen it all in my dreams last night,
Spent my last years in a cell
Girls leaving this town cause you dont treat em right.
Never ever go away again
Oh, take a train (take a train), fly by plane (fly by plane),
Ive been so sad and lonely
Yeah, gettin tired (gettin tired), sick and tired (sick and tired).
Never ever ever gonna go away again
All you fellas better change your ways,
Its a waste of time doing time
Yeah, leaving this town in a matter of days,
When you dindt commit a crime
Girls are good, you better treat em true,
It wasnt me it was my brother bill
I seen fellas running around with someone new.
And Id have to tell never gonna speak to bill again
Hes made me sad and lonely
Gettin tired (gettin tired), sick and tired (sick and tired),
Never ever gonna speak to brother bill again
Yeah, leavin here (leavin here), leavin here (leavin here),
I said leavin here, yeah yeah yeah, dont want to leave all here,
It was no use, they put my brother on the jury
Be a while, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
He bribed the others cause he owns the local brewery
They let me out today
The love of a women is a wonderful thing (oh yeah),
Brother bills gonna pay
Yeah, the way you treat em is a crying shame (oh yeah),
No ones ever gonna speak to bill again
I tell you, fella, yeah, it wont be long (oh yeah),
Never ever gonna speak to bill again
Yeah, before these women they all have gone (oh yeah).
Hell be too cold and bony
Never ever gonna go away again
Yeah, gettin tired (gettin tired), sick and tired (sick and tired),
Never ever gonna go away again
Yeah, take a train (take a train), fly by plane (fly by plane),
Never ever gonna go away again
Yeah, gonna leavin here, yeah leavin here,
Yeah, leavin here, ya gonna leave all here now,
Baby baby baby, please dont leave here.
song performed by by Who
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Its Gettin Late
Its gettin late
I cant wait
Come-a-come-a little closer
You gotta tell me that youll stay
Ive been praying for this moment
Since the second I laid eyes on you
Minutes seem like hours
When youre gone
Girl Im gettin tired of waitin
So stop your hesitatin
I cant believe you keep me hangin on
Its gettin late-ate-ate-ate
Ooo (its gettin late) time waits for no one
Love is a turn on
Its gettin late
I cant wait
Come-a-come-a little closer
You gotta tell me that youll stay
You got me in a situation
My love is risin high
Dont let any more love pass us by
Girl, we can make it up to paradise
Just give it a try
So hurry now and girl make up your mind
Its gettin late
Dont know how much more I can stand
Its gettin late
Dont know how much more I can stand
Girl I need your lovin
Im so tired of waitin
Come on theres no one else around
Ooo sweet girl its gettin late
So please dont hesitate
Been waitin to get your defenses down
song performed by by Beach Boys
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The Power
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I've got the power, uh
I've got the power
I've got the power, wa-wa-what-what, uh
I've got the power, woah-oh-oh
Like the crack of the whip I attack
Front to back in this thing called rap
Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil
On a heavenly level
Bang the bass, turn up the treble
Radical mind day and night all the time
Seven to fourteen wise divine
Maniac brainiac winning the game
I'm the lyrical Jesse James
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, what you got?
I've got the power, yeah
I've got the power, say it loud
I've got the power, uh, say what
I've got the power, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
Quality, I possess some say I'm fresh
When my voice goes through the mesh
Of the microphone that I am holdin'
Copywritten lyrics so they can't be stolen
If they are, H-Blockx
Don't need the police to try to save them
Your voice will sink so please, stay off my back
Or I will attack and you don't want that
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, what you got, what you got, what you got?
I've got the power, come on
I've got the power, wa-wa-what, what you got?
I've got the power, get up
I've got the power, and you know that's right, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin'
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' it's
song performed by by H-BlockX
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Gettin Hungry
I wake up in the mornin just to work all through the day
That sun can get so hot that you can sweat your strength away
And ooooohhhhhhhh come the night time
Gettin hungry
Hungry for my kind o woman
Im gettin hungry
Soon I gotta find me a woman
Im gettin hungry
Searchin for a pretty girl
But I still get up in the mornin
Though its so hard all day long
If it werent for the love of a woman
I dont think Id continue on
And oooohhhhh come the night time
Gettin hungry
Hungry for my kind o woman
Im gettin hungry
Soon I gotta find me a woman
Im gettin hungry
Searchin for a pretty girl
Im gettin hungry
Hungry for my kind of woman
Hungry
Hungry for my kind o woman
Im gettin hungry
Soon I gotta find me a woman
Im gettin hungry
Searchin for a pretty girl
song performed by by Beach Boys
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Handy Dandy
Handy dandy, controversy surrounds him
He been around the world and back again
Something in the moonlight still hounds him
Handy dandy, just like sugar and candy
Handy dandy, if every bone in his body was broken he would never admit it
He got an all girl orchestra and when he says
Strike up the band, they hit it
Handy dandy, handy dandy
Bridge #1:
You say, what are ya made of?
He says, can you repeat what you said?
Youll say, what are you afraid of?
Hell say, nothin neither live nor dead.
Handy dandy, he got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money
He says, darling, tell me the truth, how much time I got?
She says, you got all the time in the world, honey.
Handy dandy, handy dandy
Bridge #2:
Hes got that clear crystal fountain
Hes got that soft silky skin
Hes got that fortress on the mountain
With no doors, no windows, no thieves can break in
Handy dandy, sitting with a girl named nancy in a garden feelin kind of lazy
He says, ya want a gun? Ill give you one. she says, boy, you talking crazy.
Handy dandy, just like sugar and candy
Handy dandy, pour him another brandy
Handy dandy, he got a basket of flowers and a bag full or sorrow
He finishes his drink, he gets up from the table he says,
Okay, boys, Ill see you tomorrow.
Handy dandy, handy dandy, just like sugar and candy
Handy dandy, just like sugar and candy
song performed by by Bob Dylan
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Im Gettin Over You
(steve davis, dennis morgan)
I changed my number
Bought some new clothes
Got some different records
And a new ?
Im gettin over you
Im gettin over you
Im going out dancing
Learning new jokes
Im staying out later
Than I should I suppose
But Im gettin over you
Im gettin over you
I took our name off the mailbox
Redecorated our room
Im not saying the hurtins all gone
But itll be gone soon
Chorus:
Im gettin over you
So what if youre not here
Im gettin over you
And itll happen one of these years
I ordered make-up
From vogue magazine
Im taking aerobics two nights a week
And Im getting over you
Oh Im getting over you
Im gettin over you
Im gettin over you
My friends come over
And they wonder why
Your pictures back on the wall
Instead of proving losing you
Dont bother me at all
Repeat chorus
Im gettin over you
Oh Im gettin over you
song performed by by Reba Mcentire
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Pathetic Way Of Getting Over Me
Oh if you read in the papers that she's been seen
A gettin' in an out of some millionare's long custom made limousine
She may fool you with her smile but I can see
That's just her poor hopeless heartless helpless pathetic way of gettin' over me
So you were down at Joe's on the night she broke her zipper
And some wane brain drunk champagne out of her slipper
And she danced on the piano and she screamed hurray I'm free
That's just her poor hopeless heartless helpless pathetic way of gettin' over me
Oh she'll do anything she can just to make me jealous
Of course forgettin' me is gonna take her lots of years
So I call her now and then just out of pitty when she laughs at me
That's just her way of bravely holding back her tears
What's that you say she got married oh the poor little fool
To some handsome movie star with the mansion and a swimming pool
And she's looking good and she's got a kid or two or three
That's just her poor hopeless heartless helpless pathetic way of gettin' over me
(Pathetic way of tryin' to get over me but she ain't never gonna make it honey
I mean those guys those guys you see her with now
They're they're the relatives maybe business assiciates
I mean I know this woman and she's sittin' home bitin' her fingernails
Let me tell you she's just readin' magazines
She she may look like she's enjouin' herself
That's the way she looks when she's really gettin' bad I know this woman)
poem by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
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You'll Never Know
Why am I here all alone
I'm gettin' growing pains
And I'm feeling so old
I'm gettin' tired,
Walking in the rain, sleepin' in the sand
Now life has taken it's toll
And now my sanity is gettin' harder to hold
I'm kinda tired
Walkin' in the rain, sleepin' in the sand
Now don't take advice from a stranger
You can't live your life by what other's do
We're all here alive for a reason
You'll never know
You'll never know just what it means
You'll never know just what it was
You'll never know just what it means
You'll never know just what it was
How can I make it alone?
It's such a crazy world
And I'm feelin' so stoned
I'm kinda tired
Walkin' in the rain, sleepin' in the sand
Just sleepin' in the sand
You can't see the light from an angel
You can't add the price of what others do
We're all here alive for a reason
You'll never know
You'll never know just what it means
You'll never know just what it was
You'll never know just what it means
You'll never know just what it was
(Repeat)
song performed by by Zebra
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Tell Me, Are You Tired
What do you do when youre down and out
Do you sit and sigh and wonder why
If the answer just comes right to you-ou
Its letting you know just what to do
Oh your ladys tired of you running around
And if you dont stop shell put you down
Says shes got good to gi-i-ive
All of her love and affection here
All you got to do is stop running around
Chorus: tell me, are you tired
Tell me, are you tired runnin around
Ooh oo-oo-oo-ooh
Tell me, are you tired
Running arou-ou-ou-ound, mm-mm
Tell me, are you tired
Tell me, are you tired pla-a-ay round town
Tell me, are you tired
Tell me, are you tired gettin down on the town
Stay at home, stay at home
Lady says she needs your love
It just cant come from up above
She doesnt want to be by herself
Says she wants you and no one else
Knows you bring home the bread
Thats half the plan, stay and hold her hand
You being home is surely missed
All she wants is you to hug and kiss
All you got to do is start
Stay at home
Chorus
song performed by by Santana
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Trouble
I got a letter in the mail sayin' I'm gonna go to jail
Someone's got an axe
Lookin' it out for me
Well I was feelin' pretty nice didn't have to think twice
Finders keepers baby, keep it away from me
You got nothin' that I need
Stay away from me
I'll quicken your pace to heaven
You try to give me your lot
Well I hope you rot
Gonna tell the devil about you
You're gettin' me in trouble
You're gettin' me in trou...
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night
I'm alright
Well I'm a high speed king I never think about a thing
All I can do is moan
Everybody takes a turn from the trash I have learned
But why the hard way for me, I don't know
I'm gonna get you back
Stab you in the fat
I'll make you wish you never met me
I gonna make you sing the blues
You're gonna lose
Show you what you got yourself into
You're gettin' me in trouble
You're Gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night
I'm all...
You try to put the weight of the world
On top of my shoulders
You got to know that you're a little girl
Who wants to feel older, feel older (watch out)
Trouble, yeah
Trouble, yeah yeah
I'm in trouble baby (oh yeah)
You're gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Gettin' me in trouble
Every day and night
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble (alright)
I'm in trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Trouble, trouble, trouble
song performed by by Quiet Riot
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Gettin High
I dont care much for smokin weed
You know Im a man of a different breed
I dont thrive on drinking alcohol
sides Im feelin much too tall
Gettin high
Gettin high
Gettin high
And I dont mean Im gettin stoned
I was just a buckin bronco bomb
I loved me a billion black and blue eyed blondes
I never thought I could change
Yep sure is pretty strange
Gettin high
Gettin high
Gettin high
On something Ive never known
Ive got a babe of my own
Gettin high
Ive got a babe of my own
Ive got a girl of my own
song performed by by Gino Vanelli
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Skeletons
Skeletons in your closet
Itchin to come outside
Messin with your conscience
In a way your face cant hide
Oh things are gettin real funky
Down at the old corral
And its not the skunks that are stinkin
Its the stinkin lies you tell
What did your mama tell you about lies
She said it wasnt polite to tell a white one
What did your daddy tell you about lies
He said one white one turns into a black one
So, its gettin ready to blow
Its gettin ready to show
Somebody shot off at the mouth and
Were gettin ready to know
Its gettin ready to drop
Its gettin ready to shock
Somebody done turned up the heater
Ana its gettin ready to pop
Crevices in your pantry
Now what do we have in here
Havin a daytime nightmare
Has always been your biggest fear
Oh things are gettin real crucial
Up the old wazoo
Yet you cry, why am I the victim?
When the culprits y-o-u
What did your mama tell you about lies
She said it wasnt polite to tell a white one
What did your daddy tell you about lies
He said one white one turns into a black one
So, its gettin ready to blow
Its gettin ready to show
Somebody shot off at the mouth and
Were gettin ready to know
Its gettin ready to drop
Its gettin ready to shock
Somebody done turned up the heater
Ana its gettin ready to pop
Its gettin ready to seep
Youre gettin ready to freak
Somebody done picked up the talk box
Were gettin ready to speak
Its gettin ready to jive
Youre gettin ready to gel
Somebody done gone let the lid off
Were gettin ready to smell
Theyre gettin ready to deal
Youre gettin ready to ill
Somebody done just dropped the big dime
And theyre gettin ready to squeal
Its gettin ready to turn
Were gettin ready to learn
Somebody done fired up the brimstone
And youre gettin ready to burn
Its gettin ready to shake
Youre gettin ready to ache
Somebody done snitched to the news crew
And its gettin ready to break
Youre gettin ready to lie
Theyre gettin ready to spy
Somebodys been put on the hot seat
And youre gettin ready to fry
song performed by by Stevie Wonder
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Gettin Over You
Lover, lets get it straight.
Somthins passin much too late,
To discover on down the line,
Its fallin apart. I just might be gettin ...
Chorus
O ... over you.
Im gettin o ... over you.
Oh, we really ...
Oh, we really ... oh, we really tried,
Oh, we really ...
Had that look in our eye.
Aint it crazy ...
That I let you go.
I dont understand I just dont know. gettin ...
Chorus
You, look with the love that surrounds me.
Blue, darkest Ive ever seen.
We take the cost of the time going through changes.
Whats the loss gettin over you. you!
You, look with the love that surrounds me.
Blue, darkest Ive ever seen.
We take the cost of the time going through changes.
Whats the loss gettin over you.
Im gettin over you.
Im gettin over you.
Im gettin over you.
Im gettin over you.
song performed by by Grand Funk Railroad
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I'm Tired
I'm tired of people messing with me
I'm tired of people treating me wrong
I'm tired of people saying I stank
I'm tired of people remembering the past
I'm tired of black people
I'm tired of stupid people
I'm tired of selfish people
I'm tired of being the target all the time
I'm tired of feeling sad
I'm tired of people thinking there better than everybody else
I'm tired of people not appreciating me
I'm tired of being tired
I'm tired of being tired
I'm just tired
poem by Shawanda Polk
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Hey Honey - I'm Packin' You In!
Had enough of your crazy ways
Had enough of your leavin' for days
Don't wanna hear you waggin' your chin
Sick 'n' tired of your noisy din
Don't want another kick on the shin
Hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
Had enough of your faddy diet!
I can't wait for a real good fry up
I'm gettin' bored of microwave cookin'
And you tellin' me how awful I'm lookin'
Don't wanna hear how you gotta be thin
Hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
I don't wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
I'm gettin' out before the goin' gets grim
So hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
Had enough of you hangin' round bars
And crashin' up my favorite car
Sick 'n' tired of this and that and ya askin' for favours
And usin' up my brand new razors
Don't want another cut on my chin
Hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
I don't wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
I'm gettin' out before the goin' gets grim
So hey honey - I'm packin' you in!
No point in hangin' round with a restless heart
Don't wanna let you down but I'm blowin' this town
For a brand new start
I want out - you want in
Forget about that weddin' ring!
Had enough of your hand in the til
Sick 'n' tired of your credit card bills
Get on back to your next of kin
Hey honey..
song performed by by Bryan Adams from Waking Up The Neighbours
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Live
Gettin' it straight in 98 y'all
Tired of all the talk they're talkin' all over this town
I'm tired of all the negativity that's going 'round
We focus all our energy on things that bring us down
Let's put our voices all together and make a joyful sound
Do just what you wanna do
Oh let the sun come shining through
Everybody
Live
song performed by by Lenny Kravitz from 5
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Hey Honey - Im Packing You In!
Had enough of your crazy ways
Had enough of your leavin for days
Dont wanna hear you waggin your chin
Sick n tired of your noisy din
Dont want another kick on the shin
Hey honey - Im packin you in!
Had enough of your faddy diet!
I cant wait for a real good fry up
Im gettin bored of microwave cookin
And you tellin me how awful Im lookin
Dont wanna hear how you gotta be thin
Hey honey - Im packin you in!
I dont wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
Im gettin out before the goin gets grim
So hey honey - Im packin you in!
Had enough of you hangin round bars
And crashin up my favorite car
Sick n tired of this and that and ya askin for favours
And usin up my brand new razors
Dont want another cut on my chin
Hey honey - Im packin you in!
I dont wanna be the joke of the party
I just wanna be back where I started
Im gettin out before the goin gets grim
So hey honey - Im packin you in!
No point in hangin round with a restless heart
Dont wanna let you down but Im blowin this town
For a brand new start
I want out - you want in
Forget about that weddin ring!
Had enough of your hand in the til
Sick n tired of your credit card bills
Get on back to your next of kin
Hey honey..
song performed by by Bryan Adams
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