Shoppin
Im shoppin gonna buy my blues away
Shoppin Im walking up to the counter and say
I want this sweater I sure feel better
Shoppin gonna take my troubles to town
Shoppin you dont need money down
Charge it, wrap it send it
Shoppin
Ever since my mother took me to a big department store
My heartbeat escalated all the way to the second floor
I couldnt hide my passion for the latest fashion craves
My momma told me thats just another phase Im going through
Whatcha got, thats new
Shoppin gonna buy my blues away
Shoppin I got bad news today
Instead of eating cause my mans cheating
Shoppin Im gonna take my troubles to town
Shoppin why everyone else around is smokin token coken
Well Ill be shoppin
(spoken in the background)
Excuse me miss,
See that-the dress over there
How many colors does it come in
Yes, all right, no, Id like it every one
No, Im not going to try it
I know itll fit
Ooh, you know what
Lets go up..ohh, theyre having a sale
My god, I love sales
No, I dont have any last name
Its just cher, just plain cher
Ooo, I like the shoes
Do you think you could..this thing,
Its all pink and wrinkly.. its..
What a darling little bag
Shoppin Im gonna buy it
Shoppin I never try it on for size
Shoppin will I like it
Shoppin does the color match my eyes
Folks say Im daring for what Im wearing
Im always scaring the peoples staring
So Im declaring Im tired of swearing
Im just shoppin
Shoppin Im gonna buy my blues away
Shoppin I got bad news today
Shoppin Im gonna take my troubles to town
Shoppin dont need money down
Shoppin gonna buy my blues away
Shoppin walking up to the counter and say
I want that sweater I sure feel better
Shoppin charge it, wrap it send it
Shoppin instead of eating cause my mans cheating
I been shoppin
Why other people maybe smokin token cokin
Ill be shoppin
song performed by by Cher
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Shoppin Around
(words & music by sid tepper - roy bennett - aaron schroeder)
You got the hugginest arms
The thrillinest eyes
Youre just my style
And youre just the right size
Gonna stop
Uh, shoppin around
Im gonna stop
Shoppin around cause I found the girlie Im lookin for
Oh, the very first time
You touched my lips
Took my little red book
And tore it to bits
Aint gonna be
Searchin no more
Im gonna stop
Shoppin around cause I found the girlie Im lookin for
Aint no other dolly Im wantin to hold
Hey, hey, baby
I really am sold on you
Ooh, ooh, such a pretty little package
I never did see
Gonna wrap you up and take you home with me
Im thrilled like never before
Im gonna stop
Shoppin around cause I found the girlie Im lookin for
Aint no other dolly Im wantin to hold
Hey, hey, baby
I really am sold on you
Ooh, ooh, such a pretty little package
I never did see
Gonna wrap you up and take you home with me
Im thrilled like never before
Im gonna stop
Shoppin around cause I found the girlie Im lookin for
Im gonna stop
Uh shoppin around
Im gonna stop
Uh shoppin around
Im gonna stop
Shoppin around
song performed by by Elvis Presley
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Babys Gone Shopping
Babys gone shopping
By: jimmy buffett
1988
There are ten pictures of marilyn monroe in my studio and I always fantasize while Im singing about being a chauffeur in the car as marilyn hits the stores on madison avenue and then she asks m
Go to mexico with her.
Babys gone shoppin shes looking around
Shes checkin out the clothes on the boys in town
Pick up this drop off that
Stares at her pictures from the fotomat
Oh she likes what she sees
But shes afraid of what she needs
She should be here with me
She should be here with me
But I dont make it easy, Im no day at the beach
Just an old road dog gettin harder to teach
Hang on this planet, hang on each twirl
Scatter my belongins all over this world
I get more wrapped up each day
Shes lookin further away
She should be here with me
She should be here with me
(horn solo)
Im no good at conversation (no good)
I dont want a proclamation (oh, no, no)
I just think that we could use
A little face-to-face communication
Ow!
Ive been thinkin, thinkin this through
Its time to stop all this selfishness both me and you
Ill stop from here, you stop from there
Well meet somewhere in the middle darlin I dont care
I dont want no more heartaches its time to put on the brakes
She should be here with me
I dont want no more heartaches its time to slam on em brakes
She should be here with me
Babys gone shoppin, she should be here with me
No more bar hoppin, she should be here with me
Now, I dont know but Ive been told
That city livin is awfully cold
She should be right here, here with me (he should be...)
Brrrrrr... (...here with me)
Babys gone shoppin, she should be here with me (he should be...)
(...here with me)
No more bar, no more bar, no more bar hoppin
Should be here with me (he should be here with me)
She should be here with me
She should be here with me (he should be...)
(...here with me)
No more bar, no more bar, no more bar hoppin
Should be here with me (he should be here with me)
She should be here with me (gone shoppin)
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-babys gone shoppin (gone shoppin)
Coda:
She should be here with me
She should be here with me (gone shoppin, he should be...)
She should be here with me (he should be here with me)
She should be here with me (gone shoppin, he should be here!)
song performed by by Jimmy Buffett
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Window Shopping
Recorded by hank williams, sr.
Words and music by marcel joseph
Intro: [c] [g7] [c] [g7]
[c] youre window shoppin
Just [f] window shoppin
[c] youre only lookin a-[g7] round
[c] youre not buyin
[f] youre just tryin
To [c] find the [g7] best deal in [c] town. [c7]
You [f] give away your kisses
But you [c] never give your heart
To [d] anyone whos fool enough to [g] fall ...[g7]
[c] you dont feel love
You [f] dont want real love
[c] youre window [g7] shoppin thats [c] all.
Repeat both verses.
song performed by by Hank Williams
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German Afternoons
Sailin around, sailin around, sailin around,
Ive been out sailin around again
Ive been sailin around
But I cant get back to you.
Hangin around, hangin around, hangin around
Ive been out hangin around again
Ive been hangin around
But I cant get back to you.
Chorus:
So tell where you been so long (sailin around)
What have I done so wrong? (sailin around)
Well, Im so glad I finally found you
I cant wait to put my arms around you
Sailin around, but I cant get back to you
Shoppin around, shoppin around, shoppin around,
Ive been shoppin around again
Ive been shoppin around
But I cant get back to you.
Repeat chorus:
Sailin around, sailin around, sailin around,
Ive been sailin around again
Ive been sailin around but I cant get back to you.
Ive been sailin around but I cant get back to you.
Ive been sailin around but I cant get back to you.
song performed by by John Prine
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Finger Poppin'
I used to jump when you called
And I would cry when you leave
I had to plan every move
Just to keep you pleased
But I don't care no more
About nothing you do
Now I'm goin' shoppin'
Finger, fingerpoppin' on you
I got bags under my eyes
From losin' sleep
You gave me malnutrition
'Cause I just couldn't eat
But I don't care no more
About nothin' you do, boo hoo
'Cause I'm goin' shoppin'
Finger, fingerpoppin' on you
You never bought me no clothes
I had to steal what I wear
I wore shoes so long
'Til my feet were bare
But I don't care no more
About nothin' you do, oh no
And I'm goin' shoppin'
Finger, fingerpoppin' on you
song performed by by Tina Turner
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Outrageous
Outrageous
When I move my body
Outrageous
When I'm at a party
Outrageous
With my sexy jeans
Outrageous
When I'm on the scene
Outrageous
My sex drive
Outrageous
My shoppin' spree
Outrageous
We on a world tour
Outrageous
Let's be it, girl
Sexy as I wanna be
Got these fellas chasin me
It's bout time I hit the streets
All my girls still feelin me
B girl ain't lost the beat
Jumped over drama and I landed on my feet
Gotta keep goin'
No stoppin' me
And if you don't like it, then
La la la la la la la
Media over here
Comin through like a world premire
Trench coat in my underwear
Lets go with this freak show
It's......
CHORUS
Outrageous
When I move my body
Outrageous
When I'm at a party
Outrageous
With my sexy jeans
Outrageous
When I'm on the scene
Outrageous
My sex drive
Outrageous
My shoppin' spree
Outrageous
We on a world tour
Outrageous
Let's be it, girl
Outrageous
I'm about to bring the heat
Lockin' down the industry
All dressed up and glamorous
Red carpet and cameras
Take trips around the globe
Keeps on my Jeeps so nobody knows
So hot, gotcha coming out ya clothes
I'm about to give ya the
La la la la la la la
Media over here
Come feel like a world premire
Trench coat in my underwear
Lets go with this freak show
It's......
CHORUS
Outrageous
When I move my body
Outrageous
When I'm at a party
Outrageous
With my sexy jeans
Outrageous
When I'm on the scene
Outrageous
My sex drive
Outrageous
My shoppin' spree
Outrageous
We on a world tour
Outrageous
Let's be it, girl
Outrageous
I just wanna be happy
In a place where love is free
Can you take me there
Somebody
Ohhhh....and when you mention my name
Make sure you know the truth..yea..
Until i vow to keep it forever
CHORUS
Outrageous
When I move my body
Outrageous
When I'm at a party
Outrageous
With my sexy jeans
Outrageous
When I'm on the scene
Outrageous
My sex drive
Outrageous
My shoppin' spree
Outrageous
We on a world tour
Outrageous
Let's be it, girl
Outrageous
song performed by by Britney Spears
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myself and haiku
went downtown shoppin for rhymes
haiku said no way
haiku by Chris Bowen
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Another Life
People's eyes say I'm no damn good
Shut down
And left lonely,
Only with the maybe we could
I stay inside because I'm misunderstood
I can't get no release
I'm shell-shocked
Once it never goes
A stranger to the people
I know who used to say,
"He never had a damn day"
Now I'm holding on to a candle-lit ghost
And silence brings no peace
But there's another life
Through a window pane
And I don't know why
I got a will to burn
You knock rumors at the shoppin' door
(Shoppin door)
Seven weeks, maybe seven more
(Seven more)
It's like a faceless seven-headed whore
The fight's knocked out of me
There's no measure for grief
And I confided with the sound
Break down
Great god of the hand-me-down
Opened the past around
Won a pepper, lost and found
The colors all turn to gray
Wait a minute in
Coming back from a down day, color wise
The city's playing a double feature today
And life is long, and something is wrong
But I wanna know what's going on and on
In another life
Cause it's good again
And we will never die
I've got a will to burn
To see you again
It's like another life
It's like a napkin pattern
A will to burn
(Do do do do do wooo)
Oh well time goes by
And I realize that I'm all right
You thought nothing would be the same
Then life comes 'round again
Equipped with set off prurience
And I'm caught up in what you say
And you make me count the time
Before it slips away
I can't stay and I cannot wait
And I'm greatful to with surpass the graveyard gate
The flickered flame is getting stronger
Like when the days start getting longer
I've got the rhythm down now, in the places we would
The Golden Gate is like my diving board
And life is pointless,
But what's so wrong with that?
Cause there's another life
And a sweeter pain
And we will never die
We've got a will to burn
To see you again
It's like another life
I feel the whole thing happen
The will to burn
To see you again
It's like another life
I got another life
I got another life (woooo...)
song performed by by Third Eye Blind
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When You're A Man On Your Own
(Carl Perkins)
They don't have words
To say how blue I'm feelin'
This ol' world can lift you up then lay ya' down
It's a mighty lonesome feelin'
When your lover's gone
This ol' town go's colder
When you're a man on your own
I keep walkin' the streets of this ol' city
Window shoppin' but I can't see a thing
Just a walkin' and a humin'
This lonesome song
This ol' town grow's colder
When you're a man on your own
O' look at them their smilein'
They don't know I'm here
They couldn't care less
If i just up and disappeared
O' there must be a reason
Why my nights are so long
It's a mighty lonesome feelin'
When you're a man on your own
Yeah it's a mighty lonesome feelin'
When you're a man on your own
song performed by by George Strait
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Courtin Time
Its courtin time
Ive been holdin back a good deal longer than I shouldaoughta
I bet u got the notion that I couldnt make up my mind
But now Im ready 2 tell your mama that I gots 2 get with her daughta
Put on your good dress, baby - its courtin time!
Every day I wait is just another day your babys lonely
No matter what Im talkin about it always comes back 2 u (u)
I lost more friends this week because the only
The only one I want deserves the best, the very best that I can do
Put on your shoppin shoes, honey - its courtin time!
Yes it is
Yeah
Keep it right there
All the friends I thought I had found out they were not at all
With no regrets, the joy I get from knowin that ure mine
A thousand times the victor (victor) I am (yes!)
Baby, baby, its courtin, courtin, courtin, courtin time!
Yeah!
Get ready
Its courtin time!
Yeah
Courtin, its courtin time! {x3 in bg}
(its courtin time!)
Baby, now u gonna know
What its like when a boy truly loves a girl
(its courtin time!)
Well
When I do that (do that), when I do that (do that), when I do that
Im gonna make them honeys twirl (twirl)
Its courtin time!
Its courtin, courtin time! {x2}
Its courtin, courtin, courtin time, yeah!
Come on and get some, baby
Its courtin time
Yeah, yeah
song performed by by Prince
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Take You Home For Christmas
[verse 1:]
Im feelin what you got
Boy you hot
I wanna put a lock on you
I wanna get my hands on you
With christmas around the block
See Im not
Not trying too late to do
All my christmas shoppin baby
[hook:]
So tell you what
I wanna take you home for christmas
I wanna wrap you up
So when I get up
I can open up to you
So say the word
I wanna take you home for christmas
Youre enough
I wanna touch
I wanna take you home for christmas
[verse 2:]
I know you likin what youre eyes are checkin
So come on, can you let me do
What I wanna do with you?
Got ribbon in my hand
So chill boy
Turn around and be a man
Im not gon make the bow too tight
Cause that dont fit with my plans
[repeat hook]
[bridge:]
You lookin like the gift that santa made for me
Im in the mood to have you right next to me
So christmas eve, I want you under the tree
Im not gon lie to you
You got me in a mood
[hook out]
song performed by by 3LW
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Tigerella
She's rippin' strips of flesh from the prey beneath her paws
After work she gets the polish out and paints 'em pretty claws
Tigerella
Is makin' me yowl
That's some jungle kitty cat
Got me on the prowl
Shoppin' for an outfit she can wear tonight
Don't get between her and that (fool? food?)
She wants or she may bite
Tigerella
Is makin' me yowl
That's some jungle kitty cat
Got me on the prowl
Reooowwwwww
Tigerella
Is makin' me yowl
That's some jungle kitty cat
Got me on the prowl
Ahhhhhhhh
song performed by by They Might Be Giants
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Wildest Dream
I heard you like to ball alot
and you like shoppin' at the mall alot
braggin' to your friends about what you got
but all of that's just material
don't really mean a thing to me
you should know that
there's more to life than what you see
please believe it (oh oh oh)
you just don't care enough
you always think somebody's gonna buy you stuff
you never know who you might turn away
you never know where real love could be
Those type of girls don't interest me
you should know that
there's more to life than what you see
please believe it (oh oh oh)
Chorus
How I can give you diamonds baby
I can take you 'round the world
None of that is really what you need
I just wanna give you something
you can't put a price on
and it can make you reach
beyond you wildest dreams
Verse 2
It doesnt't matter what they lace you with
'cause all you seem to like is expensive Shh
you can't use everybody that you meet
'casue girl that's just not the way to be
don't play that game cause you won't last
you will see that one day it's not about that
please believe it baby
you just don't care enough
you always think somebody's gonna buy you stuff
you never know who you might turn away
you never know where real love can be
those type of girls don't interest me
you should know that there's more to life than what you see
please believe it (oh oh oh)
Chorus ( sing twice)
Bridge
I can give you everything baby
but don't you want more in life
than material things from me
so please let me be, be all that you need
and take you beyond your wildest dreams
Chorus ( sing once)
( sing twice)
listen to me cause ma-ter-ial things
ain't what you need
cause that ain't everything
Chorus
song performed by by New Edition
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Now That She's Gone
chorus: now that shes gone you wanna come back is that a fact? youve got it like that youve made me wait to long im gone now that shes gone you wanna come back is that a fact youve got it like that youve made me wait too long im gone verse 1: take her to the movies dinner all the time shoppin spree's for her on me you never spent a dime but i was there for you when you had nothing at all then you got a lil job and shes the one you call and -chorus- verse 2: youve taken me for granted but you only get one chance then you left me hurting and it wont happen again so she finally left you
song performed by by Destiny's Child from The Writing's On The Wall
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Ka-ching
We live in a greedy little world--
That teaches every little boy and girl
To earn as much as they can possibly--
Then turn around and
Spend it foolishly
Weve created us a credit card mess
We spend the money we dont possess
Our religion is to go and blow it all
So its shoppin every sunday at the mall
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
[chorus:]
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
Its such a beautiful thing--ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
Youll live like a king
With lots of money and things
When youre broke go and get a loan
Take out another mortgage on your home
Consolidate so you can afford
To go and spend some more when
You get bored
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
[repeat chorus]
Lets swing
Dig deeper in your pocket
Oh, yeah, ha
Come on I know youve got it
Dig deeper in your wallet
Oh
All we ever want is more
A lot more than we had before
So take me to the nearest store
[repeat chorus]
Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
Youll live like a king
With lots of money and things
Ka-ching!
song performed by by Shania Twain
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Lip Service
Lip service
By: jimmy buffett, michael utley
1981
For anyone who loves creole cookin and new orleans music
Talk-a, talk-a, talk until your jaws turn blue
But you never really tell me what youre gonna do
Seem to keep it all locked up inside
I cant help but start to thinkin
Youve got somethin to hide
Why the pain
Whats your game
Youre drivin this boy insane
Oooh what a voodoo, nobody can do like you do
Your bitchin and your cryin finally got to me
So I thought Id take you baby on a shoppin spree
You bought a space age watch and an antique hat
Hell now its digital this and digital that
What a pain
Silly games
Still drivin your man insane
Oooh what a voodoo, nobody can do like you do
Chorus:
Oh darlin oh darlin
All I ever get is lip service from you
Oh darlin oh darlin, Im through
cause all I ever get is lip service from you
(instrumental)
So listen to me baby
You got to change your ways
Or Im off to pascagoula in a few more days
Ill leave you and your poodle and all the mess he makes
Find some other fool to man your shovel and your rake
No more pain
End of game
Youre drivin yourself insane
Ooh what a voodoo, nobody can do like you do
Chorus:
Oh darlin oh darlin
All I ever get is lip service from you
Oh darlin oh darlin, Im through
cause all I ever get is lip service from you
Lip service from you (lip service)
Lip service from you-hoo
Lip service from you (lip service)
Lip service from you-hoo
Lip service from you (lip service)
Lip service from you-hoo
- notes:
Lead guitar: josh leo
song performed by by Jimmy Buffett
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Right Where I Am
(Randy Owen/Teddy Gentry/Ronnie Rogers/Greg Fowler)
Subways runnin' under the city
Condos reachin' to the sky
Each of this own, but I feel at home
Standing on this mountain high
And right where I am
Is where I wanna be
It's all I want
It's all I need
Forever in your arms
It's alright with me
'Cause right where I am's where I wanna be
Talk on the cell phone, checkin' her e-mail
The fax is a way of life
She's shoppin' at home with QVC on
And surfin' on-line
And right where I am
Is where I wanna be
It's all I want
It's all I need
Forever in your arms
It's alright with me
'Cause right where I am's where I wanna be
Satellite feed out in the country
Oh what a way of life
Turn off the tv
Shut down the pc
And cllick off the world tonight
And right where I am
Is where I wanna be
It's all I want
It's all I need
Forever in your arms
It's alright with me
'Cause right where I am's where I wanna be
Yeah....
Right where I am
Where I wanna be
Subways runnin' under the city
Satellite feed out in the country
Each to his own I feel at home
Standin' on this mountain high
Right where I am
Right where I am, where I wanna be
Where I wanna be
song performed by by Alabama
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Run My Back
[Verse 1: LL Cool J]
Sippin somethin on the rocks
I got a shorty that makes the bed hop
I got plans to spoil you even though you sayin stop
Ima drop that phantom on you baby watch
Roberto Cavali and the Denali, am I hot?
Malibu Beaches and hydrofoil yachts
Baddest Mercedes, Lorenzos, and silver fox
I keep it flowin see we goin to the top
Ima get you everything, give a damn how much you tell me to stop
You want it hotter then we take it 'cross seas
Party jumpin is bumpin, tokin somethin in Belize
... I know you want it sucka free
Know you wantin to shine, even though you fightin me
... Take it easy player
Talkin greasy player, know you can feel me player
Uhh... you put it down tight
Yeah you not havin what you want dont even sound right
[Chorus: Timbaland]
Hey lady! I'm gonna hit you with a wine Mercedes
Somebody's gotta work with the mouth my baby
All you do is rub my back
Rub my back! Rub my back! Rub my back! Rub my back!
I said MY baby
Watch television is the Escalade-y
Go shoppin when you want to baby
All you do is rub my back
Rub my back! Rub my back! Rub my back! Rub my back! Ohh!
[Verse 2: LL Cool J]
Lay down for a while preety, relax a minute
... I caught a feelin when you represented
Gave you that Mercedes, you better get up in it
... Get off the corner, come to pop some vintage
You never seen a player flip your whole life
Dip the Caddy on the freeway, hittin the strobe light
... You got a mean walk at times right?
Im here to shine like, I get your mind right
Uhh, Charles Jordan girl if you wanna take a hit
Gotta? between the lippers this is it
... Lazy, lay back and court the chips
Some call it trickin or ballin, depends on who you wit
Him or L baby, so who you gonna pick
Mack motor, I told ya, I want ya livin rich
You don't know about a brother
Blow around a brother, money flow around a brother
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: LL Cool J]
Dont trip I know you like the rocks
Wanna dip round the corner in the drop
Music bumpin you frontin although you say you're not
... You got your eyes on the watch
You love the Pasha, the ?, the Cartier is hot
... Baby you need somethin, shop
You got me trippin and goin bananas, baby stop
I caught a mean one, you never seen one
She like cream, how brothers gonna front on me?
Spoilin somethin the average homey never see
I mean its only some money, nuttin to me
... But yet and still you question me
I got is that's if you want it or ima set you free
... Got em in line they beggin me
Baby regardless your body is killin me
Girl Im lovin your anatomy
Your personality, so whatcha want from me?
[Chorus]
song performed by by LL Cool J
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Bourgeois Blues
(huddie ledbetter/alan lomax)
(g7) - (c7) - (g) - (d7)
(g7) me and my wife went all over town
And everywhere we went people turned us down
Lord, in a (c7) bourgeois town
Its a (g) bourgeois town
I got the (d7) bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all a- (g) round
Home of the brave, land of the free
I dont wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie
Lord, in a bourgeois town
Uhm, the bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
Well, me and my wife we were standing upstairs
We heard the white man say i dont want no niggers up there
Lord, in a bourgeois town
Uhm, bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
Well, them white folks in washington they know how
To call a colored man a nigger just to see him bow
Lord, its a bourgeois town
Uhm, the bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
I tell all the colored folks to listen to me
Dont try to find you no home in washington, dc
cause its a bourgeois town
Uhm, the bourgeois town
I got the bourgeois blues
Gonna spread the news all around
song performed by by Ry Cooder
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First Im goin shoppin in my underwear
Then all of sudden Im floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
Now doctor, wait a minute, you aint heard nothin yet
Next comes the part that I wont ever forget
Now Im bein followed by these russian spies
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
Suddenly Im bowling on the starship enterprise
I fall down a hole and thats when I realize
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
Im stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
All right!
Doctor, wont you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, Im naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And Im back in the very same place I was before
Now Im stuck in a closet with vanna white
Im stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
And I cant bust out and I cant break free
And its gettin just a little too stuffy here for me
And I cant go home and I cant get loose
And I try to escape but its just no use
And I cant ever leave and I cant ever win
And were runnin outta air and the walls are closin in
And I cant go back and I cant get through
But vanna since youre here, why dont you let me buy a vowel from you
Come on vanna, come on!
Ow, buhhh
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
Thats right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, Im coming home from work but I forgot my address
Im half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And Im falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
Im stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
Stuck in a closet with vanna white
N-n-n-night after night after night night night
Then Im stuck in a closet with vanna white (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
Im stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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