Tongue In Cheek (2)
Some things written with tongue-in-cheek
Misunderstood can cause some pique
If someone who is humorless
Fails to see your fun finesse
Humor is a trait to treasure
A trait most often spreading pleasure
To spread a laugh, a smile or two
Seems the human thing to do
Yet sometimes when one’s too cheeky
He may seem to some a bit too freaky
So it may be wise to show restraint
‘Cause freaky is what you know you ain’t
poem by Stanley Cooper
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Crazy Girl
When I met you
You were sexy
You were freaky
I thought my luck was in
Then I noticed,
you were crazy
I did not know what to do
Cos I thought it was love
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
What we had now its gone
I want something that you cannot give
I want Somewhere where the sun will shine
Why must we be so imcompatible?
Why must we be so imcompatible ?
Freaky cos I thougt I was in love
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky) Kind of special in so many ways
What we had now its gone
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
What we had now its gone
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
Crazy Girl (Freaky)
song performed by by Fat Joe
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Freaky If You Got This Far
Freaky, freaky,
If you got this far.
You came a long way,
But youre freaky
And we can do something with you.
If you got this far
You should be freaky,
You should be freaky.
If you got this far
Well put you in a jar
And sell you
As a freak.
We think youre freaky,
Two, two, three.
song performed by by Van Morrison
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All My Life
Ive been waiting for someone to come into my life
Who would bring me joy and give me pleasure
I have taken chances on romances once or twice
And I found that in my heart its you I treasure
You and only you can make me feel the way I do
You and only you can make it better
You and only you can do the freaky things you do
And Im so into you and thats forever and ever
All my life
My loves been waiting for you
All my life
My hearts been waiting too
All my life
Ive been wishing on a star
Ive been praying on my knees
Ive got some sly and sexy tricks to show you
Most of all Ill give you anything boy that you need
To keep you right here by my side
I know you
Ill show you
You and only you can make me feel the way I do
You and only you can make it better
You and only you can do the freaky things you do
And Im so into you and thats forever and ever
All my life
My loves been waiting for you
All my life
My hearts been waiting too
Dont you know I need you
And adore you
All my life Ill give to only you
song performed by by Mariah Carey
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All My Life
I've been waiting for someone to come into my life
Who would bring me joy and give me pleasure
I have taken chances on romances once or twice
And I found that in my heart it's you I treasure
You and only you can make me feel the way I do
You and only you can make it better
You and only you can do the freaky things you do
And I'm so into you and that's forever and ever
All my life
My love's been waiting for you
All my life
My heart's been waiting too
All my life:
I've been wishing on a star
I've been praying on my knees
I've got some sly and sexy tricks to show you
Most of all I'll give you anything boy that you need
To keep you right here by my side
I know you
I'll show you
You and only you can make me feel the way I do
You and only you can make it better
You and only you can do the freaky things you do
And I'm so into you and that's forever and ever
All my life
My love's been waiting for you
All my life
My heart's been waiting too
Don't you know I need you
And adore you
All my life I'll give to only you
song performed by by K-ci & Jojo from Love Always
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Call On Me
Call on me
Whenever you feel freaky
Im all you need
So come on, come see me
Call on me
Whenever you feel freaky
Im all you need
So come on, come see me
On the phone you sure talk a good game
Say Ill be callin out your name
Well I shouldnt be the one to blame
When I proceed to knock it straight up out the frame
We got the tanquery the oj the lingerie
Dirty movies, I brung the treats
Youre so sexy I know your horney
And your wanting me so just...
Call on me
Whenever you feel freaky
Im all you need
So come on, come see me
Call on me
Whenever you feel freaky
Im all you need
So come on, come see me
At your house Im so aroused
I want it now
Now Im buzzin
We start touchin
Weve been toastin and jokin
Ive chosen to get you open
Bedroom, bedroom, backyard,
(anywhere you wanna be) on the car,
Your garage, against the wall, in the hall
Whod a thought wed so it all (I know you will call because)
Call on me
Whenever you feel freaky
Im all you need
So come on, come see me
Call on me
Whenever you feel freaky
Im all you need
So come on, come see me
No surprises by the time
The sun rises Ill be gone
Let the memories be a lullaby anytime
Youre all alone
Just pick up the phone and call on me
Call on me
If your all alone all you gotta do is
Call on me
When the kids are gone and you need someone you can
Call on me
Theres no need to be alone baby you can pick up the phone
Call on me
When your sittin there and you need something and you know what it is (yeah baby)
Call on me
I care, Im right here waiting on you, Ill be right there with you
Call on me
Anything you need Ill be your mr. serve you up...
song performed by by Next
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Between Me And You (with Ja Rule)
Uh...uh, uh, uh
Chorus:
Every little thing that we do (that we do)
Should be between me and you (me and you)
The freaky things that we do (that we do)
Let's keep between me and you baby (me and you)
COZ Every little thing that we do (that we do)
Should be between me and you (me and you)
The freaky things that we do (that we do)
Let's keep between me and you baby (me and you)
Yo...
when I first met her
All i thought was...thong, thong, thong
Like loser lang we can get our freakin on
Baby you know the game slipped away
Slide me your number
It's the last day of spring, see ya first day this summer
I'm a bad motha...shut yo mouth
Pull the drop out
Creep at a low speed
Cuz homie probably know me
I push the peddle
Thoughts OF YOUR STILETTO
Way up in the air like i think he's here
Cuz see, every time that i'm alone with you
Homey be checkin' up on you
But if that nigga only knew
You've got a lot of freak in you, babyyy
When that startin' to rain
I pop the roof and the champagne
How jay say?
song performed by by Christina Milian
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Sneaky
Whhhhhhhoooooooaaaaaa
B2K
It's Lil' Fizz
With my cousin Jhene
This is incredible right here
T.U.G
Yeah
[Chorus:]
Sneaky
When your with me
Freaky
Oh I can't believe it
How you got me
The way you got me
I don't know
Keep sneakin
Creepin
I be beepin
Why you think that your sneakin on the low
[Verse 1:]
I ain't gonna trip
Or act a fool
When you get home late at night
Cause it ain't no reason for me to blow my cool
As long as you get there alright
The ladies keep staring
Boi you know I ain't caring
And it doesn't make a difference to me
If you want to be sneaky I'll be sneaky too
Cause I ain't the type that's going to be chasing after you (your so.......)
[Chorus:]
Sneaky
When your with me
Freaky
Oh I can't believe it
How you got me
The way you got me
I don't know
Keep sneakin
Creepin
I'll be beepin
Why you think that your sneakin on the low
Sneaky
When your with me
Freaky (Well be both creapin)
Oh I can't believe it
How you got me
The way you got me
I don't know
Keep Sneakin
Creepin
I'll be beepin (be beepin)
Why you think that your sneakin on the low
[Verse 2:]
Wanna be all up in your face
Like the other girl may do
I don't really even care what the others say
As long as you can come and chill with your boo
You keep on flirtin (flirtin)
And I know one thing for certain
That you'll be coming back to me
When its all said I know I'll be number one
But until then keep on creepin having fun (your so...........)
[Chorus:]
Sneaky
When your with me
Freaky
Oh I can't believe it
How you got me
The way you got me
I don't know (I don't know)
Keep sneakin
Creepin
I'll be beepin
Why you think that your sneakin on the low
Sneaky
When your with me
Freaky
Oh I can't believe it (can't believe it)
How you got me
The way you got me
I don't know (I don't know)
Keep sneakin
Creepin
I'll be beepin
Why you think that your sneakin on the low
[Hook:]
Boi you think that you so slick
I'm loving every little bit of it
Don't really matter that much to me
You can do what you please (do what you please)
Keep it moving
I see what you doing
Don't change your personality
You can be who you wanna be
[Fizz Rap:]
Well
song performed by by Jhene
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Newpower Soul
2 the darkness - let there be light
2 the soundman - turn up my voice real tight
2 the n.p.g. - if u in this mother, scream
Show me how u all get down - 1 2 3, come on
Get freaky, let the head bob {x2}
We should all come 2gether 2 the newpower soul
Get freaky, let the head bob {x2} (come on, come on)
Itll make u feel much better - come on, baby, lets go!
Every while in a great once there comes 2 town a show
That lives up 2 all your funkspectation no matter how high or low
A reason 2 get your freak on in a way u never freaked before
Newpower soul lay claim 2 the booty - come on, lets go
(lemme see u get down)
Let the head bob
Get freaky, let the head bob (come on, come on)
We should all come 2gether 2 the newpower soul
(lemme see u get down)
Let the head bob
Get freaky, let the head bob {x2} (come on, come on)
Itll make u feel much better - come on, baby, lets go!
Every while in a day twice funky matters in our ear
As long as we keep our love strong, well never shed no tears
The brothas be threatenin 2 jump off buildings, newpowers what
They fear
Love 4 one another risin, newpower soul is here
(lemme see u get down)
Let the head bob
Get freaky, let the head bob (come on)
We should all come 2gether 2 the newpower soul (come
2gether)
(lemme see u get down)
Let the head bob
Get freaky, let the head bob (come on, come on)
Itll make u feel much better (feel better) - come on, baby, lets go!
Newpower soul
(we should all) {repeat sample}
Gemini rising on the 7th day
Makin mad sex, until ure in my arms, ok?
Cuz when u love somebody like that, its cool
U gots no need 4 the shoo-bed-ooh-bed-ooh
The good life, yeah, well be livin
Pushin up on every freak this side of heaven
Come on, come on, shake it, come on
U know I bes the one with the funky music, hon
And Im layin phat claims 2 the booty
Phat claims 2 the newpower booty
Keepin the crowd movin, yall, is my one and only duty, ooh wee!
With the newpower soul
Right on
We should all
We, we should all
Every while in the day 3 times my brother hit me on the one (get
Freaky)
Abuse like thatll either make u funky or make u wanna buy a gun
(we, we should all)
Id much rather get my freak on and make u if I can
Newpower soul lay claim 2 the booty - come on girl, lets jam!
Get freaky, let your head bob (get freaky, let your head bob)
We should all come 2gether 2 the newpower soul (come
2gether)
Come on, get your freak on
Itll make u feel much better - come on, baby, lets go!
(lemme see u get down)
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on horns, freak on
Yeah (we should all come 2gether)
Right on
Everybodys coming 2 the newpower soul
Let the head bob
Get freaky, let the head bob (yeah)
(lemme see u get down)
We should all come 2gether 2 the newpower soul (come on)
(2 the newpower soul)
Let the head bob
Get freaky, let the head bob (yeah, well come on)
(lemme see u get down)
We should all come 2gether 2 the newpower soul (come
2gether)
Right on
Lemme see u get down
Newpower soul
song performed by by Prince
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Big Head
ft. Timbaland
[Intro - Timbaland]
One time *freak freaky* uh uhm
Two time *ah two* uh uhm
Three time *uh uh* uh uhm
*freaky* four times *freaky* Ms. Jade
[Verse 1 - Ms. Jade (Ms. Jade singing)]
Ain't no other girl girl
Rub it in for the whole world world
Make it my du-ty
Try'n show off thinkin they can move me
(Here we go again) one time
(Never take me off my grind)
and I do it true true
Do me is my number one rule rule
Look I'm grown grown
Haters I'm leavin 'em long gone gone
Got 'em with they (hands up high)
Twisted at the bar I'm feelin (all right)
Show 'em (what they need to ride)
Dancin til they feet hurtin (all night)
cause I stack cheese cheese
I'm whatever its gonna be be
Uh
song performed by by Ms. Jade from Girl Interrupted
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Verordnet Diesem Geschlecht Keinen Glauben
Do not decree faith on this race,
stars, ships and smoke are enough;
it is concerned with things, determines
stars and mathematical infinity,
and a trait, call it trait of love,
emerges more purely from it all.
The heavens hang limp, and stars come loose
from the juncture with moon and night.
poem by Ingeborg Bachmann
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Picture Yo Body
picture your body on top of me
picture your body on top of me
picture your body on top of me
verse1:we can chill at my place( wanna work on ya
work on ya work on yua work on ya)
can i offer you some kool-aid(hennessey and alize
a long island ice-tea) we can watch a little TV
freaky movies freaky movie freaky movies
freaky movies i like the vibe that you've given me
got my nature rsing natur rising,
chours: picture your body on top of me.nanananana picture your
body on top of me.nanananana picture your body on top of me nananana
picture your body on top of me. think about it think about it
Verse2: i will take you to ????. after we eat then
we're gonna get freaky. after dinner then we'll go to the
limo. (lets get it on in the back of the benzo)
i'm gone dress you in the finest clothes nothing but
nothing but nothing but them thong-joe) i'm gone buy
you a diamond ring, buy you a ring cause i love
the way you make me scream.
(Chorus)
verse3: masage your body and recline at the meeko
( 69 lets go to the mo-mo)
masage your body and recline at the meeko
( 69 lets go to the mo-mo)
masage your body and recline at the meeko
( 69 lets go to the mo-mo) 69....
(chorus out)
song performed by by 3pc
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Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.
quote by David Seabury
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Digital Get Down
Justin (Spoken)]:
Baby baby get nasty nasty
and we can get freaky deaky
[Spoken low]
Baby baby we can do all that we want
We're gettin' nasty nasty we're getting freaky freaky
Baby baby we can do more than just talk
'Cause I can hear ya hear ya and I can see ya see ya
Baby baby we can do all that we want
We're getting nasty nasty we're getting freaky freaky
[Chorus 1]
Digital, digital get down (get down) just you and me
(You may be) Twenty thousand miles away, but I can see ya
And baby, baby you can see me
Digital, digital get down (get down) just what we need
We can get together naturally
(We can) We can get together on the digital screen
[Justin]
Every time I'm sittin all alone girl
I can't wait to get you on the phone girl
So, pick it up, babe
I can see everything you do
Bouncin' me from satellite to satellite
I love the things you do for me so late tonight
So turn me on, yeah
It's like I'm right there next to you, yeah
[Chorus 2 - Justin]
Can we get connected?
I need some love and affection, baby
I'll call you on the phone
I hope that I get through
If you're in the mood and on the phone,
here's what you do: leave a message
You know the kind I like to get back to
[Repeat Chorus 1 with Justin's echoes]
Yeah
[JC]
I lose my mind just when you're speaking
I see you on the screen, I get to freaking
So, get down, babe
And I'll get down for you
I get so excited when I'm watching, girl
I can't wait to see you touch your body, girl
It's just me and you
So, we can do what we gotta do (yeah)
[Repeat Chorus 2 - JC]
[Repeat Chorus 1 with JC's echoes]
Digital, digital, digital, digital get down (get down)
Digital digital digital digital get down (get down)
[Spoken low]
Baby, baby we can do more than just talk
'Cause I can hear ya, hear ya, and I can see ya, see ya
Baby, baby we can do all that we want
We're getting nasty, nasty, we're getting freaky, freaky
Baby, baby we can do more than just talk
'Cause I can hear ya hear ya, and I can see ya, see ya
Baby, baby we can do all that we want
We're getting nasty, nasty, we're getting (oh, oh) digital
[Repeat Chorus 1 with digitalized echoes]
[Repeat Chorus 1 with digitalized echoes]
Digital, digital get down (get down) Just what we need
song performed by by N Sync
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It's Goin' Down 2Nite (feat. T. I.)
(feat. T.I.)
Its goin down tonight
Baby I love the way, youre
Lookin at me, lookin at me
Youre so amazing, you gotta
Give it to me, give it to me
You touch, every single part of me
Ill touch, every single part of you
I wanna make sure that youre
Gonna wanna come back for more
Baby I can tell, youre
Feelin me, feelin me
Your bodies callin
Whats your fantasy, fantasy
You touch, every single part of me
Ill touch, every single part of you
Hey girl stop playin games
And meet me at the door
Do you wanna get down
[Chorus]
Do you wanna get down
Do you wanna get down tonight
You can bring your own girl if you like
Dont be scared girl, I wont bite
Cause Im gonna bring it out of you
All the freaky things inside of you
Its going down tonight
I said its goin down tonight
Yes, Yes, its goin down tonight
Girl when we meet, youre a
Regular girl, regular girl
Takin you to places, youve never
Been before, been before
Ill do, freaky things you like
Youll do, freaky things I like
Im gonna make sure that youre
Gonna wanna come back for more
Lets try to keep this, between
Me and you, me and you
No need to tell, unless were
Coming to, coming to
Well do, freaky things tonight
Well do, freaky things I like
So girl stop playin games
And meet me at the door
Oh baby, baby
[Chorus]
Hey yo
shakin that body like its, Jell-o
Shorty bout to make the twelve lose control
We all up in the club like, ayo
Workin like a stripper like, oh woo oh
Come and take a sip of that, oh woo oh
Shes all over me like, oh woo oh
In the V.I.
song performed by by 112
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Show After The Show
That's how it goes
Muchas chicas
Bumrush the door
You know they got
Grande culos
They want to go to the show after the show
Mi cherie
Say she want to come get with me
Don't you know G's too freaky
She wanna go to the show after the show
Maybe it's just the way I move
song performed by by Ginuwine from The Life
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Pornification
Things are easy to laugh at
When misunderstood.
Easy to laugh at...
Until you see this does no good.
I want to command a life I can understand.
Passing judgement upon others...
Is not a taste I welcome or demand.
And I take my wishes seriously,
No matter who observes...
The kind of man I am!
Things are easy to laugh at
When misunderstood.
Easy to laugh at...
Until you see this does no good.
And throughout neighbors,
There are thugs and others...
Doped up on hope,
As if they 'should'.
And how to make a coping much better.
Far better than it is!
Until the next 'hit' fits the groove.
To make a worthlessness
Accepted and approved!
Things are easy to laugh at
When misunderstood.
Easy to laugh at...
Until you see this does no good.
So 'Pornification' is 'not'
Too far out of the picture?
'And...
It's fornication! '
Then where does that 'F'ing 'F' go?
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Splendid Treasure
Sometimes I think and try to find
What brings pleasure to my mind
And what is that feels so nice
And makes me to do it twice
And then I think the best thing
That can to all joy bring
Is to say nice words of cheer
To make someone feel he's cared
And another thing is to do
Nice and good things dear too
And make others happy 'n smile
And spread care's joy around miles
And these things are splendid treasure
That gives to all joy and pleasure
And that's why its good 'n nice
To do them without thinking twice.
Seema Chowdhury
poem by Seema Chowdhury
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Dreams
Into the dreamland slowly I creep
Into the land I vist in my sleep
What lies ahead I can't be sure
Something sweet, something scary, something nice or maybe gore
It turns into a mystery I can't seem to solve
So many things it seems to involve
There seems to be things that arn't really real
Like flying pigs I mean what's the deal?
Dreams can be scary with all different things
With more freaky thoughts these sort of dreams bring
But they can be happy and cheer you up
But then you wake to reality and it's soon not enough
Dreams can hold what we might not know
They can tell us things things they can show
Dreams are our imagination going wild
But arn't we glad some made us smile
poem by Lisa French
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He Should Make Me Laugh
Laughing is one of my most favorite thing to do
Throw me a joke and you will not be disappointed
Even if those are old and corny ones
I will still appreciate, I can't help but be thrilled
Lately, I learned where I got that trait
When I met someone who was exactly
like the one I need to forget
He too was a poet, manly and brilliant
And yet godly, open and honest
In my own finite mind I wouldn't have guessed
Yet being true to your words- it was more!
He was more than I have ever imagined
Silently I laughed at the odds while he talks
For this time the new giant was bold
I still have my story waiting to be told
Yet, the striking similarities between us is gold
I am glad this time he isn't cold
I thought that was some humor
in His divine plan
God is so sweet and yet so kind
to send me someone just to prove He can
So now I am convinced and trust His plan
I'm now adding humor into my list
Someone who will just make me feel at ease
Not so far behind another one came along
This time he is smart and always so game
I haven't seen that side of him til that night
He too was brilliant and knows how to have fun
Tired and all, yet he made me laugh all throughout
I said to myself, 'I need someone like that'...
poem by Claire Ann Pajo Sansolis
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It's Going Down Tonight (feat. T.I.)
Hot & Wet 2004
(It's goin'down tonight...) x 2
Baby I love the way, you lookin' at me, lookin' at me
You're so amazing, you gotta give it to me, give it to me,
You touch every single part of me,
I'll touch every single part of you
I'm gonna make sure that you're gonna come back for more
Baby I can tell you're feelin' me, feelin' me
You're body's callin', what's your fantasy, fantasy
You touch every single part of me
I'll touch every single part of you
Hey girl stop playin' games, and meet me at the door
We wanna get down..
Chorus
If you wanna get down tonight,
you can bring your own girl if you like,
Don't be scared girl, I won't bite
'Cause I'm gonna bring it out of you,
All the freaky things inside of you,
It's goin' down tonight
I said, it's goin' down tonight
Yes, yes, it's goin' down tonight
Girl when we meet there,
We're gonna go, we're gonna go,
Takin' you to places you never been before, been before
I'll do freaky things you like,
You do freaky things I like,
i'm gonna make sure that you are gonna wanna come back for more
Lets try to keep this between me and you, me and you
No need to tell our friends we're comin' too, comin' too
We'll do freaky things tonight,
We'll do freaky things I like,
So girl stop playin' games and meet me at the door
Ahh, baby baby
Chorus
Hey, you're shakin' that body like its jello,
Shorty bout to make the 12 lose control,
We off up in the club like hey yo
Work it like a stripper like wo wo,
Come and take a sip of that wo-wo
She's all over me like wo-wo
In the V.I.P I'm like do it girl, shake it girl, drop it girl
Be up to the T in the V.I.P
Everybody drinkin' in the bar with me
I spot a group of ladies with they eyes on me
And I ain't gotta pick one
I can have all three
Like, what's happenin ladies, i seein' you choosin,
Everybody thinkin they be three an' they knew this
Skip the game, cut out the confusion
I'm tight talkin' over all this it's real loud
See they go fo' well we out an' lose it
Made them an offer they couldn't refuse it
Got in the two and started cruisin'
We blew draw an' they started removin'
They topless now, two of those is poppin' now
Touch here, kiss there, no stoppin' now
She look there, got her underwear slidin' down
Ooh, baby
Chorus x 2
(It's goin' down tonight..) x 2
song performed by by 112
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