Radio Station: Chico, Irish History Teacher Go Wild
(me)
hello!
(she) hi!
(me)
why you hi me for?
what are you doing?
(she)
i am a history teacher
professor
PH.D of that kind
my university
is a fancy catholic community
at the lake shore.
if you plan to put your kids
our kids
into plan
this the right place.
(me)
hoo! hoo!
irish teacher
are you advertizin on my show?
or are you E.R Vad zin zining trying to
make my show chineeze zin zen type of show?
or you are planning to have
kids
and lead them to your university
with my kids mixed them up
in the same class
of your damn history?
are you killing me?
or are you trying to irish me
with your gloried oiled Professional skills?
sorry woman,
i will give you a 'Z' as a grade
in your own class of latino irish.
because
first your kids
or future kids
wont go to class with my kids
never!
together!
impossible!
take a note and put it in your beard!
they will rice it up.
falaful it up
and end up
playing irish
bulls
in the class
and make a beautiful bull history.
so, tell me
beside you want kids
or you are teaching kids
what part of the history
you are teaching?
latino kids type of history or
''Rosevelt did not have enough time
to put american in one hand
and kids in his bulls in the other hand'' type of history?
is that right?
(she)
do you like to take my phone
or my number?
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Kids from one to ninety-three
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Grandma, grandpa an' all the other kids
Daddy runs the 'lectric train
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Grandpa catches grandma's cheek
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Underneath the mistletoe
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And laughter everywhere
Kids (kids) - ki-i-i-ids (kids)
Christmas i-is for kids
Christmas time is here again
And now it's when the fun begins
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Better sit down kids
Ill tell you why, kids
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But give it a try, kids
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a world without kids
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The reason there weren't any, I am surmising, is that a lot of Latin kids, Latino kids, in those days didn't have the money to take those kind of classes.
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to these kids?
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mother, father,
grandma, grandpa,
or brother or sister, or friend?
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Let the girls be girls.
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future father,
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future owner of a company,
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and manufactures
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acid, etc....
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to live a normal life
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be too late for the kids
if you really care.
Please no more living dead,
zombie kids.
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In other words, if a teacher only teaches in one way, then they conclude that the kids who can't learn well that way don't have the ability, when, in fact, it may be that the way the teacher's teaching is not a particularly good match to the way those kids learn.
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Thank God For Kids
If it weren't for kids have you ever thought
There wouldn't be no Santa Clause
Look what the store just brought
Thank God for Kids
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Without Big Bird or a Mickey Mouse
And Kool-aid on the couch
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A special kind of sunshine in a smile
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The dearest thing to Heaven is a child
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A hundred other where's and why's
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That look to you, you realize
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A special kind of sunshine in a smile
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The dearest thing to Heaven is a child
When you get down on your knees tonight
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And pray they turn out right
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song performed by by Kenny Chesney
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We are cutting things kids like-music, art, and gym classes; stuff that kept me in school. This country can't survive without you kids. It's all about you kids.
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