Candy At Night (attempted humor)
I close my eyes and try to sleep
but in the midst of night I eat...
...the candy in the other room,
the kitchen' where I go to tune...
..myself in to hungry beast
I must have candy...say the least...
..so here I go around the bend
To blow my diet. hence this trend...
...has got to stop! I must resist
this candy bar or Hershey's kiss.
Satisfied I go back to bed...
the sugar all gone to my head.
Tomorrow is another day
work out, send calories away,
So I can eat tomorrow night.
I try to keep sweets out of sight...
...so I cant remember they are
They're in the kitchen... not so far.
Copyright 12-29-2008 ©® Sarah Sisson
poem by Sarah Sisson
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And make him mine
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Fine and dandy
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Three boats down from the candy, vacant deckchairs on a floodlit beach
Three boats down from the candy, rollers coast invade the deepest sleep
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Romance lies in ruin let debauchery reign, let it rain
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