Toby
There was once a boy called toby
'named Toby at his birth'
But after eating a potato that he hand reared from the earth
He doubted he was toby even toby from afar
And ridiculed he failed at school
After many a taunting hour of,
'Toby or not Toby? '
He learnt the soliloquy by heart
And having no answer to the question
Changed his name to 'Hamlet'
And became a 'movie star! '
poem by Yvette Smith
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Toby cat
Tobyis a cat he will sleep any ware even on a chair if he could in the air
Toby is not a rat he is cat who has a mate called pat
Who is like a bat but actually a cat named pat
Toby is a cat who sleeps on my head when in a bead im his ted
He likes to pick his chick (tick tick tick) gobble
He sleeps and creeps if he's sad he also weeps
He claws his paws
He likes tuna Hes just like a puma
Toby is a cat
poem by by unknown author
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Toby
Hey, Toby, Toby, Toby!—Dead?
The silence is a flood
That closes, choking, overhead,
And chills the living blood.
The leaping friend, whose jolly bark
Was greeting every night,
No more to thrill the summer dark
With welcome of delight?
Beside his grave I bend the knee,
And O, my eyes are dim.
He hunted for the dog in me:
I found the man in him.
poem by John Le Gay Brereton
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I Love This Bar
We got winners,
We got losers,
Chain-smokers and boozers,
We got yuppies,
We got bikers,
We got thirsty hitch-hikers,
And the girls next store dress-up like movie stars.
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
We got cowboys,
We got truckers,
Broken-hearted fools and suckers,
And we got hustlers,
We got fighters,
Early-birds and all-nighters,
And the veterans talk about their battle scars.
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
I love this bar,
It's my kind of place,
Just walkin through the front door,
Puts a big smile on my face,
It ain't too far,
Come as your are.
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
I've seen short skirts,
We've got high-techs,
Blue-collared boys and rednecks,
And we got lovers,
Lots of lookers,
I've even seen dancing girls and hookers.
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar.
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar. (Yes I do)
Toby: I like my truck.
Crowd: I like my truck.
Toby: And I like my girlfriend.
Crowd: I like my girlfriend.
Toby: I like to take her out to dinner, I like a movie now and then.
But I love this bar,
It's my kind of place,
Just toein around the dance floor,
Puts a big smile on my face,
No cover charge,
Come as you are.
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love this bar.
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I just love this old bar.
song performed by by Toby Keith
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You know, I'm pro-troops, but I'm not pro-war.
quote by Toby Keith
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Don't compromise even if it hurts to be yourself.
quote by Toby Keith
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I wouldn't describe myself as a master of anything.
quote by Toby Young
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My mom taught us the Serenity Prayer at a young age.
quote by Toby Keith
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I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall.
quote by Toby Keith
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Chris and Toby are far too sane to be upset any more.
quote by Maggie Smith
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Wrath of the Titans [Gods Don't Die]
Sam Worthington, Rosamund Pike, Toby Kebbell
from Wrath of the Titans (2012)
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I have drawn a very close bond to all the military people.
quote by Toby Keith
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Well, I couldn't do the day-to-day stuff of being a politician or anything, but I just think everybody should have an opinion and everybody should vote, and that's what we're built on.
quote by Toby Keith
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Hey, Good Lookin'
JIMMY BUFFETT:
Hey, hey, good lookin'
Whatcha got cookin'?
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
GEORGE STRAIT:
Hey, hey, sweet baby,
Don't ya think maybe
We can find us a brand-new recipe?
ALAN JACKSON:
I got a hot rod Ford and a 2-dollar bill
And I know a spot right over the hill
CLINT BLACK:
There's soda pop and the dancin's free
So if you wanna have fun, come along with me
KENNY CHESNEY:
Say hey, good lookin'
Whatcha got cookin'?
TOBY KEITH:
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
JIMMY BUFFETT:
Let's stir it up, boys.
JIMMY BUFFETT:
I'm free and I'm ready
Maybe we can go steady
CLINT BLACK:
How's about savin' all your time for me?
KENNY CHESNEY:
No more lookin'
TOBY KEITH:
I know I've been tooken
ALAN JACKSON:
How's about keepin' steady company?
KENNY CHESNEY:
Well, I'm gonna throw my date book over the fence
TOBY KEITH:
And buy me one for 5 or 10 cents
GEORGE STRAIT:
I'll keep it till it's covered with tape
CLINT BLACK:
'Cause I'm writin' your name down on every page
ALL:
Say hey, good lookin'
ALAN JACKSON:
Whatcha got cookin'?
JIMMY BUFFETT:
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
CLINT BLACK:
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
GEORGE STRAIT:
How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
song performed by by Jimmy Buffett
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We turned what is virtually a glorified independent label into one of the powerhouse labels in the town.
quote by Toby Keith
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I've always said I can't tell sometimes that people even have an album out until I see them nominated for a Grammy. I think country gets dumped on across the board by the Grammys.
quote by Toby Keith
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Rum & Red Bull (being a day after her birthday poem)
Out of our skull
on Rum & Red Bull
we play football
with a grinning
plastic skull
(retrieved from a skip)
using the Momento Mori
for a drunken kickabout.
You dribble
& drool it.
You shoot
I save it
tipping it over
an imaginary crossbar.
Spectacular!
I bathe
in an imaginary roar.
I clutch
the skull
to my chest
begin to spout:
'Toby
(or not)
Toby
... that is the jug! '
'Oi...! ' you shout
'Me Lord Hamlet
...over here
on de head! '
I dropp kick
the skull
(grinning still)
in your general
direction.
I can see
two of you
& don't know who
to pass it too.
You rise
beautifully to
the occasion
losing a stiletto
in the process
your body arched
like a sublime salmon
jumping
upstream
you head the skull home
past my groping outstretched fingertips
'GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGOALL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! '
you scream
your blouse
over your head
in exultant
celebration.
A 'Now then...now then' police man
confiscates our skull.
Tells us
to bugger off.
'Awwww Ref! '
we argue but
he ain't
having any of it.
Hanging on
to each other
you ululating.
We stagger
down the street
look back
to see
P.C. Plod
miskick the skull
through someone's sleeping
window
crashtinkletinkle.
We wonder if
he'll have to
arrest
himself.
We scarper
in case he tries
to blame it
on innocent us.
poem by Dónall Dempsey
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Jane Eyre
Ruth Wilson, Toby Stephens, Lorraine Ashbourne, Pam Ferris, Ned Irish
by Sandy Welch from Jane Eyre
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Sir Toby Belch: She's a beagle, true-bred, and one that adores me.
What o' that?
Sir Andrew: I was adored once too.
line from Twelfth Night, Act II, Scene 3 by William Shakespeare (1601)
Submitted by Dan Costinaş
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The Rite [trailer 2]
Anthony Hopkins, Alice Braga, Toby Jones, Ciarán Hinds, Rutger Hauer
by Michael Petroni from The Rite (2011)
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Snow White and the Huntsman [The Dwarves Follow Snow White into the Enchanted Forest]
Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Toby Jones, Nick Frost, Eddie Marsan
from Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
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