This is my doggy dog
This is my doggy dog
Her stubborn skin is thicker than fog
You may ask what breed I feed
Before I put her out on a lead
A Chihuahua and king Charles mixture
She is domestic without cosmetic
Giving love that is magnetic
This is my doggy dog
Fifi - Who has not got her own Blog
Sometimes she gives a cuddly hug
Sometimes she can be painful bug
An underestimated overrated little thug
That tries to take me for a mug
But her spirit is high
For I never seen her cry
This is my doggy dog
Where are my sunglasses?
My Chihuahua blows out a mixture of gases
She gives out poos without going to the loo
Sometimes she may look apologetic
With a face written all over with sympathetic
But her graceful loving is ever so magnetic
This is my doggy dog
My dog can be greedy
My dog can be needy
When she barks, I mumble
When she attacks, I am humble
She reminds me of sweet bees that are bumble
Their neat stings alone can make you stumble
poem by Sylvia Chidi
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Dog In Sweden
Iggy says "I wanna be your dog."
But I want you to be a demigod
Look at my bow wow sitting there
Sniffing scratching without a care
Once upon a lifetime peroxide hair
What a heavy load to bear
What a heavy load to bear
Alcohol, drugs and rock n' roll
Come on doggy doggy let's go for a stroll
Before and after human growl so foul
And now animal and left to howl
A dog in Sweden, a man's best friend
Remember all those trends you set
And now you are a housewive's pet
Sit down bad boy, don't bow wow wow
Drink this milk from the sacred cow
Look at my bow wow sitting there
Sniffing scratching without a care
Once upon a lifetime peroxide hair
What a heavy load to bear
What a heavy load to bear
What no meat?
My bloodthirsty little bow wow
Hypnotised
Another family tree
Remember?
20th Century VIP
You may have been a king
You may have been a queen
You may have been Nehru
I'm sure there were a few smutty little scenes
Smutty little scenes
Hey doggy doggy, hey doggy doggy
Hey doggy doggy, hey hey hey
What a heavy load to bear
What a heavy load to bear !!
song performed by by X-Ray Spex
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Snoop Dog, Baby
I just couldnt believe it, when I turned on
The radio, try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside,
They were playin that song
And I thought about her
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
So much trouble in the lbc
Livin without hers gonna drive me crazy...shes so.
Dont you just wanna kill me, cause youre talkin
Behind my back, well I love the band. theyre a
Great bunch of guys, but lookin at her brings
Tears to my eyes, Im watchin her shake
She gonna give a heart attack now, baby
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
Maybe I dont want her back, you know?
Maybe I just cant let her go...Im so.
Well i, turn the radio off...
I dont want no part, try to make me a big star?
I dont wanna be a big star.
Everybodys mad they wanna kick me in the head
Was it somethin I did, was it somethin I said?
I would try to tell you but I just dont wanna lie
It really shouldnt matter but it makes me wanna
Cry, I wish I didnt care, I wish I didnt care...
But I do. snoop doggy dog (she said) snoop doggy dog
Please dont tell me itll be ok cause I know
Ill never never never get my way...
And so.
song performed by by Reel Big Fish
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Chihuaha
Chihuahua (4x)
Oh, Chihuahua!
I'm walkin in the street and the moon shines bright
A little melody keeps feeling on my mind tonight
I gotcha
It's a song about Chihuahau
Yeah thats cool alright
It was fun
and a life without sorrow feels young
And when you think about tomorrow say yo!
When you're about to freak out
just go and then shout it out loud
Chihuahua Here
Chihuahua There
Everybody wants it everywhere
Sing it loud and life can be so easy
What can make you move
Chihuahua
Can you feel the groove
Chihuahua
What can bring you joy
Chihuahua
Oh Chihuahua
I'm driving in my car
Looking for a parking space
There it is my place,someone else wins the race
No! i give up
Today is not my day
But then i take a deep breathe and say:
Calm down!
When you're about to crazy, turn around!
And feel as fresh as a daisy,just run!
Because it's time to go,
Have fun and let the whole world know
Chihuahua here,
Chihuahua there,
Everybody wants it everywhere
Sing it loud,
And life can be so easy, Chihuahua!
What can make you move, Chihuahua
Can you feel the groove, Chihuahua
What can make you dance, Chihuahua
Oh Chihuahua!
What can make you sing, Chihuahua
Take it and you win, Chihuahua
What can bring you joy, Chihuahua
Oh Chihuahua
Chihuahua (4x)
Oh Chihuahua!
song performed by by DJ Bobo
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Chihuahua
Chorus:
What can make you move chihuahua
Can you feel the groove chihuahua
What can make you dance chihuahua
Ohh, chihuahua
What can make you sing chihuahua
Take it and youll you win chihuahua
What can bring you joy chihuahua
Ohh, chihuahua
What can make you shout chihuahua
What its all about chihuahua
What can bring you love chihuahua
Ohh, chihuahua
Verse 1:
Im walking in the street and the moon shines bright
A little melody is spinning on my mind tonight
I gotcha its the song about chihuahua
Yeah, thats cool alright ( chihuahua )
It means fun - and a life without sorrow
Feels young - when you think about tomorrow
Say yo - when youre about to freak out
Just go, and then shout it out loud
Verse 2:
Im driving in my car looking for a parking space
There it is my place, someone else wins the race
No, I give up, today is not my day
But then I take a deep breath and say
Calm down - when youre about to go crazy
Turn around - and feel as fresh as a daisy
Just run - because its time to go
Have fun, and let the whole world know ( chihuahua )
Bridge:
Chihuahua here, chihuahua there
Everybody wants it everywhere
Sing it loud and life can be so easy
song performed by by DJ Bobo
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5. The Dog Barked Mommy
as the door opened in the morning
the dog ran out to see the one
by her smell he knew she had come
entering through the half open door
she and the doogy hugged eachother
like a mother to meet her adorable child
the dog jumped, licked and danced around
making merry for having her back in house
proudly she stood patting the little doggy
calling herself his proud little mommy
the love they filled in the room i still can visualize
how loyal are dogs over men
loyalty is not in men's dictionary
how lucky the lady she was
to have a child of dog to love her much
although stabbed by her lover
yet playing mother to her beloved doggy
poem by Laila Khan
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My Old Dog Keith Is Now A King
Had a dream the other night
about my old dog Keith
he was in doggy heaven
and he had loads of teeth.
On earth he wasn't handsome
as he only had one good eye
and he was always very nervous
and scared of even a fly.
But in my dream he looked brave
and looked well and really fit
and he was surrounded by other dogs
as on a big throne did Keith sit.
He had on his head a golden crown
written on it were the words Top Dog
he was no longer a timid wreck
who was frightened of even a frog.
Dogs were bowing down before him
and offering him meat on a plate
on Earth he couldn't chew food
but now he could which was great.
When Keith rose to his paws
all the dogs chanted his name
I was amazed how strong he looked
he now had a really powerful frame.
So my Keith was no longer a wimp
who was scared of almost everything
but here he is in doggy paradise
ruling over other dogs as a canine king!
poem by Kevin Halls
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My POOOODLE BEAUJANGLES
Poodle smoodle curly top noodle
My babyboy Living toy
with a tick tock
tail, and oo la lah a haircut by
a French ladiee.
He prances head high
showing off his moustache,
makes em’ think his owners
mint their own cash.
He dines on chicken
and rice, but
Ice-cream sssshush
don’t say the word
his black eyes
will melt your
greedy bones,
hide in a cupboard
to lick your cones.
Oh god don’t
let him smell
your juicy mangoes,
he’ll do a back flip
or walk a high wire
just for a piece
of your mango desire.
I love the lickerholick smut
but am I losing the plot,
buying him toys an’
even a cot.
I want him in silky pyjamas
with nappy and dummy,
brush his fleece and
powder his tummy.
But no no no
I’ve come to my senses
that’s gone all foggy,
after all’s said and done
he’s only a doggy and
to the fact I’m so soppy,
but he sure is
one of the loving cuddly kind,
An' he needs all that love
For he is also blind.
poem by Ken e Hall
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La, La, La, He, He, Hee
{b-side of sign o the times}
I am a dog outside your door
I have been there since a quarter to four
You are a cat licking intense
I bite your leg in self-defense
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
Get out my tree, grinning at me
Licking your tail like its cream
Stroking your whiskers, causing a scene
Thats not the way to be to me (thats not the way)
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
And the doggy say to the kitty
La, la, la, he, he, hee
I want you, you want me
Oh how sexy it will be
If we ever get together in my tree
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
Hey little pussy you sure look sweet
Knocking me off of my 4 feet (knocking me off of my 4 feet) {my 4 feet}
Sure do wish dogs could climb (I wish, I wish)
Then we could have a funky good time
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
Say it again! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
Why you wink at me? (why you wink at me? )
I dont wanna see (I dont wanna see)
Nasty little cat up up in a tree (up) {up}
Is it really worth-a one night of fun?
Youve got 9 lives, I only got one
Say it! uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh
And the doggy say to the kitty
La, la, la, he, he, hee
I want you, you want me
Oh how sexy it will be
If we ever get together in my tree
Im picking up your scent
song performed by by Prince
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Hypocrisy And Ignorance...
cutie the little chihuahua
lives inside the bath tub
near the music room of
tom,
the whole night the chihuahua
barks asking for
a hot-dog
for supper but cruel tom
listens to rock
and hears nothing about the tiny barks
of the tiny dog,
the following morning
tom gets wild
why his tiny dog died
poem by Ric S. Bastasa
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I have a doggy, a Japanese Akita, who I live to play with.
quote by Corey Haim
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Off The Glass
Man
I'm forcin it that uh
I have the talent
And hey
[Xscape:]
he's the B-O you know that he's off the glass
BW: yes i've been this way ever since I was a baby
O-H-I-O bringin down the stash
BW: for all my dogs all the kids all my ladies
[Bow Wow:]
It's the B-O you know that I'm off the glass
reprasentin so so we maki that cash
It's a little pup now everybody wanna be hustlas
Earned my stripes from the platinum MIC
Now what's up 1-2-3 times and still countin
How many time do I keep ya bouncin
Wait let me think ever since My interlude
not a day goes by that you won't see me on the tube
Big thangs for a little big man
Still rock the mickey but I had to go and cop that big dog chain
Big dog earings
I'ma do my thang
So when you see me on the streets
You see that big dog bling
When I crossed out yo' bak
It's gotta be up in it
If the ride ain't tinted
If I forget to mention
It's all about the benjamins Somebody betta tell em
[Chours]
[Xscape:]
he's the B-O you know that he's off the glass
BW: yes i've been this way ever since I was a baby
O-H-I-O bringin down the stash
BW: Tell em who I am 4 those that don't know
from the O-H-I-O bringin down th stash
For all my dogs all the kids all my ladies
[Bow Wow:]
I'm from the O-H-I-O
Doggy Bag near you movin outthe sto'
ya'll know know how I do it
I keep em on the flo
Hands up knees bent have em' yelin So So!
2 way onte side of my Girbauds
Forces on my feet
song performed by by Lil' Bow Wow from Doggy Bag
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S.e.x
Sex is good
sex is fun
Doggy style or 69
Just for fun or getting paid
Everyone loves getting laid
poem by Felicia Garcia
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Doghouse
Out to the doghouse with you, thats what she said
Youve been inside too long now, I must clean the mess
Go in the backyard will you, practice your tricks
Go take yourself for a walk, you make me sick
Youre just a doggy, in a snap youre fetching the bone
And youre barking when she calls
Youre hiding behind the fence, youve been disobedient
Your fun and playfulness is so very becoming
But she has got you by the reins, and there is no running
Conditioned to salivate at the first sound of the bell
Feeding you the remains of yesterdays meal
Can you hear her calling from within the house?
Youre just a doggy, in a snap youre fetching the bone
And youre barking when she calls
Youre hiding behind the fence, youve been disobedient
Shape up boy!
Can you hear her calling, from within the house?
If you would stop barking, she might let you out
At last she opens the back gate, youre released, youre now free to
Roam
Youve been waiting for this moment for sometime and now you must
Go
Into the fields where there is laughter, there is peace and youre
Comfortable
Try to hold on now before she calls you home!
Youre in the doghouse
cause youre just a dog!
song performed by by Gwen Stefani
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Dogturday
It's Caturday,
what can I do?
See cats all day!
who can I sue?
Feline friends, if I may,
I'm a doggy bud, it's true.
Please turn it to dogturday,
maybe next week or two?
oh, so it's Dog Day on Sunday.....
I didn't know that, by the way.
Thank you Clare for your say
Lawyer fees I don't have to pay! 
Warm Pieces - 28
***
The shop assistant, then again, mistaken you.
She thought that you were a husband of the
neighbour. And after all you aren't carrying
the shopping for her... hmmm - and perhaps you
are leading the doggy out? ?
poem by Maria Barbara Korynt
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Unfamiliar Idiom
Unfamiliar idiom make man monkey
Unfamiliar idiom make guddy doggy.
What you say has got no sound
Where you jump has no ground.
How you become happy
How you make advance society.
poem by Gajanan Mishra
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Da Bo$$ Would Like To See You
typed by: [email protected]
Dizzle fizzle! Da bizzle! (Boss!)
Tha bling! Tha bling! (Ah ah ah!) [echoes]
Yeah... Uh uh
It's 2002 [echoes]... And whatchu gon' do? (whatchu gon' do?)
I'ma boss up... Ironically speakin' (uh), or it is generally speakin'...
I'm the ambassador, better yet, the PROFESSOR, of G-OLOGY (of G-ology...)
Just bossin' up right now...
Uh uh... Tha Boss would like to see ya (yeah... yeah)
Tha Boss would like to see ya
Bugsy! Tha Boss would like to see ya...
Gotti! Tha Boss would like to see ya...
Capone! Tha Boss would like to see ya...
Soprano! Tha Boss would like to see ya...
DOGGY! First Black with a casino! (Ah ah)
Tha Boss would like to see ya (who me?)
Yeah, I ain't takin' orders no more (Huh-uh!)
Boss Boss... [echoes]
Uh.. I'm tha Boss (ahh!)
It's my house (my house), and I (and I) leave here (yeah, I'm tha Boss)
It's my house (my house), and I (and I) leave here...
Tha Boss would like to see ya (who?)
Bugsy! Tha Boss would like to see ya...
Gotti! Tha Boss would like to see ya... (who? who?)
Capone! Tha Boss would like to see ya...
Soprano! Tha Boss would like to see ya...
DOGGY! Fist Black with a casino (ah ah!)
Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss... [echoes til end]
song performed by by Snoop Dogg
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Pick Of The Litter
[ROC]
Here we do it like 1 and 2 and 3 and to the 4 R to the O to the C's
is at the doe Cruise make a move get clapped on up So so
def thats wassup So give me the microphone first (Why)
cuz I know what the hell i'm bout I been down in the dirty c/l in out
Throw my roof in my trunk when i'm bellin out Gettin crunk (jersey)
when i'm yellin out Weavin overseas and plushed out piece
Crushed out the parts
song performed by by Lil' Bow Wow from Doggy Bag
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Sex Dwarf
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
I could make a film and make you my star
You'd be a natural the way you are
I would like you on a long black leash
I would parade you down the high street
You've got the attraction, you've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy, walk my little sex dwarf
we could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines sound like a dream
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside
We will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your minature ways
You know what they say about small boys
Yeah
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Aaah...
I'm in my jaguar
Look it's so huge
It's big and gold with my dumb chauffeur
Looking to procure
Run little doggy, lure a disco dolly
Run my little sex dwarf, I feel so lonely
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture
Sex dwarf
In a gold rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffeur
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Ah ah
Sex dwarf
Ah ah
Yeah
Mmmmm... aah...
We could make an outfit for my little sex dwarf
To match my gold rolls and my dumb chauffeur
We look so good, we'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold, in black and gold
We can have playtime in my playroom
Disco dollies, my sex dwarf
And my dumb chauffeur
Yeah
I would like you on a long black leash
You can bring me all the things I need
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Yes!
Sex dwarf
Sex dwarf
Ah ah
Sex dwarf
Oohh... sex dwarf
Hahahaha
song performed by by Scooter
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are we Alicia and usher and your my boo
but just not together to collaborate
or make a song
more like
make music all night long
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spending long quietful hours on the phone
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I taste everything that’s on your tongue
like yeah I don’t even care,
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I just come back from retirement like Jordan for the love of the game
more like
Beyonce, 'crazy in love' but I’m trying to be insane
more like
I’m pinky and your brain and no matter how much thoughts u do
you just know, you couldn’t take over the world if it's just you
like
will and Jada
more like
like chun-li and Vaga
because I was giving you that street fighter and I Guiled a sonic boom
more like
a witch with no broom
or like Snopp without doggy dogg
it just don’t make sense
more like
a tic-tac commercial with gum and no mints
damn that don’t ever make sense
but something that do make sense is
I don't feel right without you
not saying that I love you or need you
because I don’t need a soul
just more like
without you mine
has a whole!
JUST WITH YOU I SEE MORE, MORE I LIKE
poem by Malik Crockett
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