U Me = Us
Performed by 2gether
Written by brian gunn, mark gunn, josh schwartz and brian kieruff
I'm losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night i dreamt
Of an overweight lady.
But i need a young thing
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms,
And take me straight to second base
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Yeah, oh, sing it chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
{oh yeah}
Calculus
Semi-rap:
Yeah..haha..c'mon..we're together
(we're together)
Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
There ain't no way i could pass
I hate english, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus
Chorus
I know my calculus
It says u + me = us
Said i know my calculus
It says u + me = us
We're together forever, c'mon
Calculus, calculus
[westsideee] *i think it should be easttsieeedeee!!
Go go go go go go go go go go (repeat)
Ooh baby, oh lord
U + me = us
Well, i've never been good at history
And i don't give a crap about robert e. lee
When it comes to cosines,
I know a thing or two
And i kicked ass on the test about me and you
Chorus
You (u)
Plus sign (+)
Me (me)
Equal sign (=)
Us (us)
Girl, no subject comes close to you.
2gether sing it
I know my calculuh-uh-uh-ussss
Repeat chorus
Repeat until end
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U Me = Us [dream Maker Club Mix]
u + me = us (calculus) [dream maker club mix]
Performed by 2gether
Written by brian gunn, mark gunn, josh schwartz and brian kierulf
Bob buss: all those girls, block upon block upon block.
They all come here lookin for their dream boys. heh.
Who makes those dreams?
Me.
That's what i do. that's my job.
A dream maker.
Boy bands. boy bands, boy bands.
There are 5 basic types in any successful boyband.
You got your rebel, your bad boy, one.
You got your shy, bashful type, two.
You got your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster, three.
Four, your reassuring, older brother type.
And the heartthrob, your teen idol.
He's the guy who holds it all together, y'know
He's the guy who's eyes are lookin at you from the poster saying, "hold me.
Take care of me."
And that boy cannot have a tattoo!
U + me = us
U + me = us
I know my calculus
It says you plus me = us
Said i know my calculus
It says you plus me = us
Carson: i'm carson daly. here we are. total request live. i'm here with super
Megagroup 2gether.
Tell me a little about your name. 2gether, which is awesome by the way.
Jerry: two words, carson. bob buss.
Mickey: yeah, man, the great bob buss, yo.
Well i've never been good at history
And i don't give a crap about robert e. lee
When it comes to cosines
I know a thing or two
And i kicked ass on the test about me and you
Chorus
I know my calculus
It says u + me = us
Said i know my calculus
It says u + me = us
What the world needs now is boybands
Buss: perfect! no problem. i've got a boyband!
Boy bands
Buss: what i need now is my troublemaker.
I know where the bad boys hang out.
Girl, algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
To what you do to me.
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
There ain't no way i could pass
I hate english, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus
Repeat chorus 2x
U + me = us
U + me = us
It's not about braces really
Or money or fame. or girls. heh.
U + me = us
I'ts about respect.
And integrity
Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether sing it
I know my calculu-uhuhuhuhuhs
Chorus
Jerry: i'm jerry o'keefe!
I'm gonna be a star.
Director: and again i'm gonna be a star. arms wide! i'm gonna make it!
I'm gonna be a star!!!
Okay, now make me believe it! i'm gonna make it! i'm gonna be a star! *girls
Screaming*
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2gether
Performed by 2gether
Written by veit renn & nigel dick
Chorus
Were all gonna hang together
You and me forever
Youre the one I treasure
2gether 2gether
(repeat)
Gotta gotta gotta get it down
Gotta gotta gotta get it together baby
If youre alone and youre feelin blue,
Then turn to the person next to you.
Theres not a thing that we cant do
2gether (2gether)
& when youre hurting deep inside
Dont turn away, & dont ask why
Open your heart, & dont be shy 2gether
Pre-chorus
Cos we are the one, the same
Through through
Right here with you
Girl, dont be blue
Listen to me is what well do
Chorus
And when youre walking down the street,
Just smile at everyone you meet, yeah
Were all dancing to the beat
2gether. 2gether.
Repeat pre-chorus, repeat chorus
We are 5 guys together
Singing in harmony, for you
Doug, mickey, jerry, chad, qtttttt
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Were all gonna hang together
You and me forever
Youre the one I treasure
2gether 2gether
Hang 2gether you and me forever
Youre the one I treasure
2gether 2gether
Repeat until end
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Calculus
Zero divided by one is zero,
but it bothered me
from my first conception
of mathematics
that one cannot
be divided by zero
and that it is incalculable.
When I found Calculus
new horizons
opened for me
and I saw mathematics
in another light
and I could find
how one approaches zero
and suddenly
Algebra became clearer.
At first the Calculus dragon
tried to incinerate me
and lengths, volumes and areas
looked like madness to me,
but later I understood the functions
and derivatives
and exponents
and logarithmic functions
became clear to me.
I understood that real numbers
have no greatest
or smallest number
and that there’s always
a larger number
that goes on infinitely.
Limits, gradients and curves,
maximum and minimum values
of functions
and rates of change
and integration and differentiation
made that I
could write my own formulas
and could solve problems
that where unsolvable before
and the Calculus dragon
protected me
and became my pet.
poem by Gert Strydom
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Rub One Out
Performed by whoa!
Written by brian gunn, mark gun, nigel dick, julie glaze, josh schwartz, brian kierulf and andrew fromm
Mmm..yeah..oh baby..
Girl..when i think about you..i think of one thing..and you know what that is..
Only think of one thing
I lock my door
Get down on the floor
And i rub one out
I sit back in my chair
Like i just don't care
And i rub one out
When i'm feelin lonely
And i want you to hold me
I rub one out, yeah
Oh oh
Chorus
Rub one out
Hey don't be shy
(girl don't be shy)
Rub one out
Girl, don't ask me why
(don't ask me why)
Rub one out and i'll grab my crotch
(grab my crotch)
Rub one out
Do you want to watch me?
When i'm alone
And you're on the phone
I rub one out
Rub one out
When i'm feelin hot
And i'm all in a knot
I rub one out
So baby don't be shy
Don't ask why
I rub one out
Babbyyy, yeah
Chorus
Girl i wanna get inside you
All my dreams to get beside you
Ooh leave a message besides my machine
Somethin warm and sexy
And i'll rub one out cos that's the way it affects me, babe
It's not enough kissing and stuff
So i rub one out
When you're not here
And i want you near
I rub one out
Chorus
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Youre My Baby Girl
Performed by 2gether
Written by brian gunn, mark gunn, nigel dick and evan farmer
*whistles to tune*
12th of april
We decided it was time
I was feelin good
And you were lookin fine
On the basement floor
With trl behind
You were lovin me with carson daly on your mind
Chorus
Youre my baby girl
You know that you are
Youre my honey bunch
Yeah, my sweet lucky star
(sweet lucky star)
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind
Youre my baby girl
(my baby girl)
E is for erin, and makin out with you
R is for romp thats what you like to do (like to do)
I is for eyes that are smilin back at me
N is for nasty which we do constantly
Chorus
Hot dogs, hamburgers
With buns that will please
Erin likes the ketchup,
But go easy on the cheese.
I like to look down on her
Naked from above
Shes just like gwyneth paltrow Im like shakespeare in love
Repeat chorus
Youre the one I really want
Repeat chorus until fade
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Say It
Performed by 2gether
Written by brian gunn, mark gunn and anthony vanderburgh
Girl, i can't understand you
You're like reading a big fat book in hebrew
I can tell by the way you drool
You don't mean to be cruel
Oh baby
Fess up to your feelings
And tell me you need me
Cos your ass is very pleasin
Chorus
Girl, you've got to say it
Don't spray it
I want the news
Not the weather
Say it
Don't spray it
I want the news
Not the weather
So, say goodbye to those levi's
Say hello to my sweet thighs
We can hokey-pokey
Just give me the okey-doke, ok
Fess up to your feelings
Oh baby i'm needing
Oh baby i'm really really needing
Chorus
Wave your hands if you like it...
Yeah..
Don't give me no teasin
Your ass is so pleasin
As long as i'm breathing
It makes me your heathen
C'mon everyody in the house
I want the news
Repeat chorus~fade out
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I was always very strong in math, physics and calculus.
quote by Debi Thomas
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I was more interested in skating and the girls and traveling than I was in calculus.
quote by Scott Hamilton
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My first degree came years before my second. I had wanted to be a physicist, but I flunked calculus.
quote by Elizabeth Moon
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Newton, of course, was the inventor of differential calculus so his place in the tale is quite special.
quote by Kit Williams
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Hard to be a physics major at Rice University if you have flunked calculus.
quote by Elizabeth Moon
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If one looks at the different problems of the integral calculus which arise naturally when one wishes to go deep into the different parts of physics, it is impossible not to be struck by the analogies existing.
quote by Henri Poincare
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Science is Boring
There's something bothers all of us
And that is this thing called calculus
At school we wonder why on earth
This subject might have any worth
Yet when we use our mobile telephones
Or watch TV or at home
Each thing we do is largely governed by
A mathematics that's the reason why
We may live here upon this earth
Yet touch the sky.
For science is boring
And well worth ignoring
It has no use! It has no use!
Of that we know!
So when you're exploring
The net or just something
Just realise that science
Is but just a word for everything
That we do know.
poem by David Keig
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I found a discarded textbook on calculus in a wastebasket and read it from cover to cover.
quote by John Pople
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2gether
Yeah
2gether
Your boy got popped in a driveby yesterday
Hell be lucky if he makes it through the night is what the doctors say
U can take revenge or u can be the one 2 break the chain
U look up in the sky 4 an answer and it starts 2 rain
Chorus:
What are we (what are we) if were not 2gether? (if were not 2gether)
How do we (how do we) make a life thats better? (yeah)
Cuz when we (cuz when we) be killin one another (take each other out)
How do we (huh, how) call each other brother? (mmm, check it)
U tell me
Whats the chance of a brother gettin off the block?
Whats the chance, not a damn if all he wanna do is sell chicken wings and the rock
(chicken wing and the rock)
U can blame the system, u can be the one 2 even the score, huh
Yeah, huh, u look up in the sky 4 an answer and it starts 2 pour
Drop it, huh
What are we (what are we) if were not 2gether? (if were not 2gether)
How do we (how do we) make a life thats better? (yeah)
Cuz when we (cuz when we) be killin one another (take each other out)
How do we (huh, how) call each other brother?
U tell me (tellem)
Why is slangin them thangs, coppin a stroll, flashin a sign
Key topics on a young black mind?
Cuz its the picture that we giveem and they illustrate
Black on black genocide has started 2 escalate
Every brother aint a brother cuz o color, this is true
But I can still say 2 my brother much love boo
Please lord, give me the strength and make it quick
Cuz my people wont take another nightstick, huh
What are we (what are we) if were not 2gether? (if were not 2gether)
How do we (and how do we) make a life thats better? (yeah)
Cuz when we (cuz when we) be killin one another (take each other out)
How do we (how do we) (I dont know) call each other brother?
U tell me
What are we if were not 2gether? (the new power generation)
How do we make a life thats better? (straight up 4 93)
Cuz when we (come on) (killin one another) be killin one another
(come on, come on)
(how do we) how do we call each other brother?
U tell me (yeah)
Yo, its simple
From the old 2 the young
2 uplift we must give the gift
Gift of knowledge, that is
Teach our young
That all in life aint fun
And 2 make a life thats better
My people must stick 2gether
The choice is yours
Chorus
What are we (what are we) if were not 2gether? (if were not 2gether)
How do we (how do we) make a life thats better? (2gether)
Cuz when we (cuz when we) be killin one another (be killin one another)
How do we (how do we) call each other brother?
U tell me
2gether {x2}
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Being bilingual
There is something
in being bilingual
and when I grew up
we were forced
to take both
official languages at school
being English and Afrikaans.
It was another thing
to be taught maths in English,
when your home language is Afrikaans
and where I was taught in Afrikaans
up till then,
at a school that was
supposed to be
double medium
and to really struggle
with unknown terms
and not being able to comprehend
and to this day
I despise Mrs. Ritchie
who thought that I was stupid
and without the teacher caring
or being able
to teach in Afrikaans
I struggled along
but at university
a professor teaching
Algebra and Calculus
really did care
and taught me well.
poem by Gert Strydom
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Alzheimer’s
To where have all the words gone
and why are memories
fading away,
as if they were never
meant to be?
Calculus and math
have taken a hike
and normal speech,
is away on a motorbike
and has left for good.
Like a clown to people
around me I act,
without knowing what
they found so funny
and why they look at me
as if I am mad.
What has happened to me
and where’s my integrity
and what road have my dignity taken
and why can’t I just be me?
poem by Gert Strydom
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The 800 Pound Gorilla Question in Education
In exploring a little of the worlds of Gibbon and Freeman last night
I think Al Evans (my old civics teacher) would be pleased to know
His only so-so student had persevered
And helped to write a little history
At Camp Rissington before it came to San Antonio.
My great teachers ignited a hunger
Far more than force feeding me to pass New York's tests.
The first issue in educational process
Is far more than asking good teachers to split their vision
Between a manditory standard and what they truly want to teach.
In looking at the calculus of education we frequently ignore
The eight hundred pound gorilla question in education:
Does the student want to learn?
poem by Bill Grace
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This is a tricky domain because, unlike simple arithmetic, to solve a calculus problem - and in particular to perform integration - you have to be smart about which integration technique should be used: integration by partial fractions, integration by parts, and so on.
quote by Marvin Minsky
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Be Happy
(vs.1)
How can I love somebody else
If I cant love myself enough to know
When its time,
Time to let go
Sing
(chorus)
All I really want
Is to be happy
And to find a love thats mine
It would be so sweet
(repeat)
(vs.2)
I ask for the sign
From the sweet lord above
I know the answer is in front of me
But when you think youre in love
You only see what you wanna see
And all I see is me for you
And you for me
Oh I cannot hide the way I feel inside
(no I dont know why)
I dont know why but every day I wanna cry
(every day I wanna cry)
If I give you one more try
To there rules, will you abide
And if I mean anything to you
Would it make everything all right
(chorus)
I just wanna be so, so, happy
But the answer lies in me
I do believe
That we can be happy
I said I wanna be happy, yeah
(vs.3)
Life is too short
To be tryin to play some games
Now take some time and think about
If its really worth losing me
Why must it be this way
Why do you have to play with my mind
All the time
Help me sing it
All I really want is for me to be happy
Ohhh, just help me sing it
All I really want is for me to be happy
Yeahhhhhhh
All I really want is for me to be happy
Oh, you know I wanna be happy, yeah, yeah
~repeat through chorus~
I dont wanna have to worry about nothin no more
Said I wanna be, said I wanna be, said I wanna be
(chorus)
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