Everyone Lies

“Lie not me”

Think again:

Everyone lies
Every day
Every night
All your life

How do you lie?

When:
You exaggerate
Brag
Aggrandize
PontificateWithhold love, affection
Do something you don’t want to do
Don’t do something you want to do
Pray for some-thing
Fake orgasm
Masturbate and fake orgasm (Just kidding)
Tell children Santa Claus and Tooth Fairy are real
Dress up when you want to wear sweats
Make excuses for being late
Look in the mirror and see what’s not there
Cheat at cards
Park in handicap space without permit
Smile when you don’t feel like it
Frown when you want to smile
Ask for senior discount before you’re a senior
Tell Aunt Tillie her blue hair is beautiful
Say “The check is in the mail”
Wear hat to cover your bald spot
Say grace when all you want to do is eat
Vote for the lesser of two evils
Mark voters pamphlet
Say “Officer I was only doing 55”
Say “The dog farted not me”
Play the “Blame-game”
Deny anything
Talk without listening
Say “That’s not my Playboy magazine”
Say “I never masturbate”
Say “I’m fine” when you’re not

Had enough?

Everyone lies!

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Justine

You keep your pretty girls
Chained inside the dungeon
And diamonds and pearls
You keep them a'coming
Give them all of your affection

You keep your naughty boys
Locked inside the kitchen
And when they make a noise
A swish of your hand keeps them
Screaming out for your affection

I don't know the why's or wherefores
I don't what's wrong or right
I just know at night
You give them all of your affection

You keep your servants down
Swinging from the gallows
And when they come round
Oh you smile and you say hello
Give them all of your affection
You give them all of your affection
You give them all of your affection


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Baby Its Love

(anna gaye/marvin gaye/charles laskey)
I should run away boy
But Im satisfied
Its your way of loving
Thats filling my desires
Baby when youre gone
I wonder why you turn me on
Ooh, you must be the only man for me
cause youre the only one I see
Its love, ooh baby its love
Baby its love makes me weep for you
I love your affection
Take me in the right direction
For the rest of my life
Im a slave for your love
Just like mama said
I should be without you
But losing you Im dead
Your love is so tough
I swear I just cant get enough
Speaking to you with all sincerity
You dont know what you do to me
Its love, ooh baby its love
Baby its love makes me weep for you
I love your affection
Take me in the right direction
For the rest of my life
Thanks a lot for your affection
Always wanting your protection
For the rest of my life
Its love, ooh baby its love
Baby its love makes me weep for you
Thanks a lot for your affection
Always wanting your protection
For the rest of my life
Baby, for the rest of my life
Baby, baby, baby, baby
For the rest of my life
Baby, always wanting your protection

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Somber Twilight

One man lies down
And worries at night
Because he has to work.

Another man lies down
And worries at night
Because he has no job.

One man lies down
And worries at night
Because he can only pay his bills.

Another man lies down
And worries at night
Because he can't pay anyone.

One man lies down
And worries at night
Because everyone seems to love him.

Another man lies down
And worries at night
Becasue he has no one to love him.

One man lies down
And worries at night
Because he might oversleep.

Another man lies down
And worries at night
Because he cannot sleep.

One man lies down
In somber twilight
With reserved sadness and joy.

Another man lies down
In somber twilight
With reserved joy but sadness.

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Love An Affection

(coverdale/moody)
Well, I love the way you walk
With your skin tight stride,
You got my eyes wide open
An my loose tongue tied
A french kiss mouth
An a smile so bad,
Youre the finest woman
That I ever had
So its alright,
Do anything you wanna do
Nobody had to tell you
How to make a mans heart bleed,
Your mama always knew
You was born to succeed
I can see the honey juice
Dripping off your lips,
Girl, you got the midas touch
Its in your fingertips
But its alright,
Do anything you wanna do
cos after midnight, Ill be alright
Riding on cupids train,
You give me loving, like Ive never had before,
Im back in the saddle again
So give me love an affection,
Love an affection
A little love an affection
Sure nuff goes a long, long way
You put your arms around me
Like a circle round the sun,
Your eyes turn on the hypnotising game
You play for fun
Im caught in your spell
Just like the spider an the fly,
An I cant break away from you
No matter how I try
But, its alright,
Do anything you wanna do
cos after midnight, Ill be alright
Riding on cupids train,
You give me loving, like Ive never had before,
Im back in the saddle again
So give me love an affection,
Love an affection
A little love an affection
Sure nuff goes a long, long way
cos after midnight, Ill be alright
Riding on cupids train,
You give me loving, like Ive never had before,
Im back in the saddle again
So give me love an affection,
Love an affection
A little love an affection
Sure nuff goes a long, long way
Love an affection
A little love an affection
Baby, baby, love an affection
Sure nuff goes a long, long way
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
I need love an affection,
Sure nuff goes a long, long way...

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Aimee

Tell me what do I do about it
When you break down and cry
I try to give you all my love and affection
Please believe me
I try
Oh Aimee
I know I've been unkind
I guess I wasn't much of a friend
Oh Aimee
Let's leave it all behind
Cause I'm gonna love you
I'm gonna love you
Im gonna love you ''Til the end
Aimee
There's so much you give me
So much to live for
When I'm feeling down
You just turn it around
And the pain Isn't there anymore
Oh Aimee
I know I've been unkind
I guess I wasn't much of a friend
Oh Yeah
Aimee
Let's leave it all behind
Cause I'll always love you
I'll always love you
I'll always love you "Til the end
Angel in the night
You'll be my angel in the night
Angel in the night
You'll be my angel in the night
Angel in the night
You'll be my angel in the night
Dont' ever tell me lies
Cause I'll always be your friend
And I'm gonna love you
I'm gonna love you
Im gonna love you 'Til the end
So tell me what do I do about it
When you break down and cry
I try to give you all my love and affection
Please believe me
I try
Oh Aimee
I know I've been unkind
I know I wasn't much of a friend
Oh Yeah
Aimee
Let's leave it all behind
Cause I'm gonna love you
I'm gonna love you
I'm gonna love you 'Til the end
Angel in the night
You'll be my angel in the night
Angel in the night
You'll be my angel in the night
Angel in the night
You'll be my angel in the night
Please be my angel in the night

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Love & Affection

You got the fire, baby, i got the heat, can you handle it?
I got the time, babe, you got the need, oh surrender it
Oh, it's a passion crime with a danger sign, oh, can you handle it?
Yeah
You're just another girl, i'm just another man, it's just another night
Whoa, whoa yeah
Don't gimme love and affection
Or what you think it should be
Don't gimme love, the wrong reason
Yeah, it don't matter to me
I got the heart, babe, you got the beat, take a chance on me
We got the night babe, we got the dream, oh imagine it
Don't gimme love and affection
Or what you think it should be
Don't gimme love, the wrong reason
Yeah, it don't matter to me
I don't need your understandin'
Oh babe can't you understand me
C'mon try and see
Yeah, yeah
Oh, it's a passion play in a diff'rent way
Oh can you handle it, yeah
You're just another girl, i'm just another man, it's just another night
Whoa, whoa yeah
I don't need (i don't need)
Don't need your heart (i don't need)
No understandin' (i don't need it)
No affection
(whoa oh yeah)
Don't give me love (don't give me love)
Love (i don't need)
And affection (and affection)
Don't gimme love (i don't need it)
Gimme what you got
Oh
(don't give me love) love
(i don't need the wrong reason) the wrong reason
I don't need it (i don't need)
Don't need it
Oh babe
(i don't need) need
(i don't need your understandin') your understandin'
(i don't need)
Oh
(don't give me love)
(i don't need)
And affection
Give me all you got
Give it all, give it all
Give it all
(don't give me love)
(i don't need)
The wrong reason

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My Love

My life was filled with fear
I lost my pride for years
I thought I’ll end in tears
But you brought me joy and cheers

Tis how my heart grazes
In the greenness of your tresses
It’s no exultation or praise
I enjoy the warmth of your embrace

Your love has brought me joy
Your beauty has stripped me off
I aggrandize in your loving world
I love, I cherish you, my wreath of joy.

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A Collective Commitment To Rid

Never has it ever paid,
To exaggerate what takes place...
In someone's life to incite an invitation,
To spread indignities and lies.
Because of something done that is disliked.

All one has to do is to look around,
To see the damage done.
And if it is admitted as it seldom is,
Less incorrect information that is fed to wound...
To use effectively as weapons,
Would rid most small town communities of their problems.

IF...
The doing of this,
Becomes a collective commitment to rid.

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Fragile

Life so fragile that one time
.... so long ago before i even had tasted a lime
when i thought i hated music and rhyme
i decided my whole future in one moment
i did not know that i did
but because of that moment i will suffer so much more then when i hid
now its here
no one to call my dear
its not the fear
that keeps me from shows affection now
holy cow
i cant share affection with anyone anymore
i know i will be something people will abhor
there has to be a way back affection and love
so far keep me down so i cant fly like a dove
but they keep the rope far away too
people like you
make me not want to do it
shoot whatever you say.... im still stuck in the pit
does love have to end
is my heart beyond the time i could mend
i dont know what love is.... not because
i have never been shown love.... but because i cant give it...

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MNchhausen

Just chaos!
Maybe he like to brag
Did he invent himself
He live 'till the end of time
Oh mnchhausen was a sun of a gun
He had his share of wild adventures
He rode the cannonball like no other man
And pulled himself up in the air
Just chaos!
Whether he liked to brag
He lives 'till the end of time
With his immortal lies
Oh mnchhausen took a trip to the moon
And beat the sultan and his navy
With a company containing just five
He gunned them down just by himself
Such a special baron man mnchhausen
He spread chaos around the world
Just chaos!
Maybe he liked...

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Unsuccessful Attempts

It would be great if we could create,
Anything to have others believe.
And magically it comes true.
Like lies many are accustomed to tell,
On others.
To then embellish them to exaggerate,
Their version of truth.
With unsuccessful attempts,
To undo someone's integrity...
So others can see them not shining as bright.
Only to attract darkness upon the paths,
Of those tellers of lies hiding in disguise!
And...
It doesn't matter how many people evil,
Can gather under one steeple.
To camouflage whatever that is believed they save.

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Affection

(l. stansfield/i. devaney/a. morris)
Feel the sun on your face and the wind in you hair
And a big, big love in your heart
So strong
Feel a hand in your hand and a whisper sweet and low
That says I love you
Spoken:
We all know what we want
Chorus:
Affection, its a way of life
Direction, all of us know which way were going
With our affection
Affection, may be big or small but know that
We can have it all with our affection
We know which way to go
Take a walk in the sun with the one you love
And a big, big love in your heart
So strong
And rest a little while, keep on smilin, smilin
Spoken:
We all know what we want
Chorus
Well, you could lay down and die for the one youre lovin
Theres a sweet, sweet love in your heart
So strong
When youre dancin on the air, like you dont care
Its honey on your lips and sweeter to your fingertips
You know what we want
Chorus

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Do I Love You Enough

Do I love you enough?
To do what's best for you even when it's tough
MY love is more than actions or words can describe
But can i lay down my pride?
And all that I want... for you?
To do what's best even if that's not what you
Want even if it's not what I want too
I'll do it for you, I've decided my love is not something i flaunt
Not something i show, but it's sacrifice... for you all for you
That's why I did 'All That I Did' because...because... I love you
These words can't express what I feel but in a feeble attempt I love you so much
That I'd do such
I think I Love you enough to do the inconceivable
I love you enough to let you go
And refuse to show
Affection and love
Refuse to hold you and agree to cage this dove
I'll kill my love, because that's what's best
I'll slaughter my affection, although I love you more than all the rest...
Because sometimes love is sacrifice
Kind words do not suffice
It's more
My love is unconditional, willing to make my heart sore
Willing to hurt myself and let you go, even though I love you
Dear love of my life I'll let you go
Let us hope this does not cost my life
But my love is unconditional even when unrequited
Darling, I love you enough to let you go

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Love Affection

You got the fire, baby, I got the heat, can you handle it?
I got the time, babe, you got the need, oh surrender it
Oh, its a passion crime with a danger sign, oh, can you handle it?
Yeah
Youre just another girl, Im just another man, its just another night
Whoa, whoa yeah
Dont gimme love and affection
Or what you think it should be
Dont gimme love, the wrong reason
Yeah, it dont matter to me
I got the heart, babe, you got the beat, take a chance on me
We got the night babe, we got the dream, oh imagine it
Dont gimme love and affection
Or what you think it should be
Dont gimme love, the wrong reason
Yeah, it dont matter to me
I dont need your understandin
Oh babe cant you understand me
Cmon try and see
Yeah, yeah
Oh, its a passion play in a diffrent way
Oh can you handle it, yeah
Youre just another girl, Im just another man, its just another night
Whoa, whoa yeah
I dont need (I dont need)
Dont need your heart (I dont need)
No understandin (I dont need it)
No affection
(whoa oh yeah)
Dont give me love (dont give me love)
Love (I dont need)
And affection (and affection)
Dont gimme love (I dont need it)
Gimme what you got
Oh
(dont give me love) love
(I dont need the wrong reason) the wrong reason
I dont need it (I dont need)
Dont need it
Oh babe
(I dont need) need
(I dont need your understandin) your understandin
(I dont need)
Oh
(dont give me love)
(I dont need)
And affection
Give me all you got
Give it all, give it all
Give it all
(dont give me love)
(I dont need)
The wrong reason

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All passions exaggerate; and they are passions only because they do exaggerate.

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Your Eyes

As only I look into your eyes
my soul truly realize
how much I love you.
Your eyes intoxicate,
I don’t exaggerate,
they are my fate.
They give me inspiration
and love sensation.
They give the rise to my imagination,
they give the rise to love temptation.
Your eyes attract,
Your eyes inspire,
My loving heart is just on fire.
My life becomes a celebration,
your eyes are just the revelation of love.
How much I starve!
How much I long
to kiss those two angels!
They are my visuals
of the whole universe.
And in my verse I say:
they are the source of light,
they shine so bright.
The stars are in your eyes.
In them I never see the lies.
They are my inspiration,
They are the God’s creation.

©Larisa Rzhepishevska
November 6th,2010

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Full of sublimation

I love melodies, stories
And someone trust worthy
And in doing so I find
I get motherly affection.
I love hunting, rivaling,
Sporting and flaunting
And in doing so I find
I get womanly affection.
The life is full of sublimation
16.04.2007

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In My Life

there are places i remember all my life,
Though some have changed,
Some forever, not for better,
Some have gone and some remain.
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends i still can recall.
Some are dead and some are living.
In my life i've loved them all.
But of all these friends and lovers,
There is no one compares with you,
And these memories lost their meaning
When i think of love as something new.
Though i know i'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
I know i'll often stop and think about them,
In my life i'll love you more.
Though i know i'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before,
I know i'll often stop and think about them,
In my life i'll love you more.
In my life i'll love you more.

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Give Me Love

(graham russell)
Im tired enough, oh Im tired
And I feel so weighed down
I dont want failure while my whole life waits around
I need a love just like the rest
And Ive waited now so long
I dont take what I can
So I dont find love within
Oh, give me a chance to show some affection
Let something show
Im the one that said it
Im the one who needs you now
(chorus)
Oh, give me love
Give me love and laughter
Give me love, love, love and laughter
Give me love, give me love and laughter
Give me love, love, love and laughter
Im with you now and thats all right
But I need more than your touch
Show me where your heart lies
Now I feel like letting go
I could fall so easy for you
And I wouldnt even try
Your love lies lost in me
Keep on kissing mine good-bye
Oh, say the words say you get lonely
Just let me know
You will never regret it
And youll never be lonely again
(chorus)
Love, dont take it away
Dont throw it away on somebody
I know theres no one else who needs you more than me
(repeat chorus to fade)

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A Life without Life

A life, a journey
without passion and affection
emptiness inside
gloominess outside
dreams fly away
reality is a blur

A life, a journey
without passion and affection
lying outside
dying inside
holding on to a belief
nothing but a dust

A life, a journey
without passion and affection
time passed by
nothing gained everything lost

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