No Guarantee
The only guarantee is,
There is no guarantee.
The manual is missing.
Only issued with one set of everything.
A Guaranteed obsolescence,
Built in redundancy.
A no return policy
Once it has left the factory,
Its cord severed it cannot be exchanged.
This does not affect your statutory rights.
Nonetheless most problems,
Any damage done,
Or injury inflicted,
The unit will self repair.
However any parts which go missing
Sadly, cannot be replaced,
As there are no spares available
So please look after it.
It can however self replicate
If joined with another unit
The resulting unit will,
With luck, be ready in nine months.
It will give good service for many years.
The factory cannot take responsibility
For the unit having a mind of its own.
The coating,
Which is both water proof
And self regenerating
Will give many years of service
If regularly cleaned and kept dust free,
However it is liable to wrinkle with age.
Warning!
When first issued will need,
Without exception, care
For about the first Eighteen years.
After that is will just need regular guidance
And a yearly MOT.
At its expiratory date
The unit may be easily disposed of
As it is totally green and recyclable.
poem by Paul Brookes
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Politics and institutions
The area marked becomes a unit.
The air captured becomes a unit.
The water canned becomes a unit.
Bound by the unit, the contents struggle.
Anything institutionalized,
Politics will creep in inevitably.
29.03.2012
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Sample And Hold
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Weight: 110
Disposition: Even
Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the angry one
A new design new design
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The colour of skin and eye
We know you'll be happy
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Don't hesitate to give us a call
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When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know you'll be happy
I need a unit to sample and hold
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But not the lonely one, lonely one, lonely one
Weight: 110
Perfection in every detail
Fabricated from the curl of the hair
To the tip of the nail
Because our units never fail
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I need a unit to sample and hold
Don't hesitate to give us a call
We know you'll be satisfied
When you energize
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Sample & Hold
Sample and hold
Hair: blonde
Eyes: blue
Weight: 110
Disposition: even
Mood code: rotary adjustable
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the angry one
A new design, new design.
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design.
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design.
Sample and hold.
Well send it out right away
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Please specify
The color of skin and eye
We know youll be happy.
Dont hesitate to give us a call
We know youll be satisfied
When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know youll be happy.
I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one, the lonely one, the lonely one
Sample and hold.
Weight: 110.
Perfection in every details
Fabricated from the curl of the hair
To the tip of the nail
Because our units never fail
We know youll be happy.
I need a unit to sample and hold.
Dont hesitate to give us a call
We know youll be satisfied
When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know youll be happy.
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But not the lonely one
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song performed by by Neil Young
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The Septic Tank
Receipt, Reaction and Response
Are the phenomena of life.
Receipt of stimuli from the environs;
Reaction in the mind and intellect;
Response produced from stimuli.
Mind is accumulation of experience;
Intellect is accumulation of knowledge.
Mind and intellect form a unit,
Where input is churned and output is made.
Good water comes out as dirty water
When the unit is a washing machine.
Dirty water comes as good water
When the unit is a septic tank.
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Even as the cell is the unit of the organic body, so the family is the unit of society.
quote by Ruth Nanda Anshen
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The family was not only the social unit, but also the unit of government.
quote by Charles Eastman
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The couple's closeness
Faith for each other and not love
Keeps the couple as a unit..
Possessiveness and not affection
Keeps the couple as a unit.
22.10.2012
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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To save
‘A penny saved is a penny earned’
A unit saved is a unit produced.
The water saved is the water tapped.
Savings will halt perils on a long run.
16.05.2008
poem by Rm. Shanmugam Chettiar
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Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.
quote by Guy Debord
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Measurements of the specific ionization of both the positive and negative particles, by counting the number of droplets per unit length along the tracks, showed the great majority of both the positive and negative particles to possess unit electric charge.
quote by Carl D. Anderson
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Success requires first expending ten units of effort to produce one unit of results. Your momentum will then produce ten units of results with each unit of effort.
quote by Charles J. Givens
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The Visit
Askest 'How long thou shall stay?'
Devastator of the day!
Know, each substance and relation
Thorough nature's operation,
Hath its unit, bound, and metre,
And every new compound
Is some product and repeater,
Product of the early found.
But the unit of the visit,
The encounter of the wise,
Say what other metre is it
Than the meeting of the eyes?
Nature poureth into nature
Through the channels of that feature.
Riding on the ray of Sight,
More fleet than waves or whirlwinds go,
Or for service or delight,
Hearts to hearts their meaning show,
Sum their long experience,
And import intelligence.
Single look has drained the breast,
Single moment years confessed.
The duration of a glance
Is the term of convenance,
And, though thy rede be church or state,
Frugal multiples of that.
Speeding Saturn cannot halt;
Linger,— thou shall rue the fault,
If Love his moment overstay,
Hatred's swift repulsions play.
poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ode to Time
i am time, i run
on people's feet
on their wrists
needles on the wall
the hearts and mind
especially the last
of which i am a parasite
i live in a dimension
that feeds on every other
night, day, rain or shine
you can chop me down
piece by piece, unit by unit
stuff them up with every bit of
your dreams
now i am all done up,
made up for
human endeavours
a miser of
the upper most kind
i am every minute,
every second of the my lifespan
to myself, to others
the last luxury i have
is to reflect on myself - no time
i live in a dimension
people dont look back
run in a straight line
a masochist as i chug
along enslaved and enslaving
poem by John Tiong Chunghoo
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I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.
quote by Moon Unit Zappa
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Together We Are
Story of our love will forever be written
As our love is never ending to be.
In every birth we will be together
Forever, our breaths will match
Immersed, we will be together as one
One, we forever will be
Unit, we will, even if only in our dreams
Together, we are forever to be
I love you, my love
It has always been you for me
No other girl, will ever take your place in my heart
I love you with all my might
Even if I am a nobody
Still, my love is truly real for you
We are together, forever we are joint
Our love is real, very real
Love you I do, with all my remaining power
Force of love, is genuine
Unit we will, even if only in our dreams.
poem by Rohit Sapra
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If the lives of men can be measured in terms of years, ideologies in decades, and nations in centuries, then the unit measuring civilizations, born of the interaction among peoples, would be the millennium.
quote by Abdelaziz Bouteflika
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Its Automatic
(graham russell)
All my life Ive been a manual man
I like the floor all the power in my hand
Driving up and down the road all day
Overtaking anything in the way
Alongside us came a man in a grin
Winding down the window clever again
You know manual is far too old
To keep pace then he left us cold
Its automatic, its automatic
Its automatic, it goes by itself
Quick thinking and a mutual aim
So on finding out the name of the game
A different unit was ordered that day
Who wants to go thru the gears anyway
The same color the same design
The same car with a different mind
Knowing now we wouldnt take second place
Both saying with a smile on our face.
song performed by by Air Supply
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The proof is in the pudding when they come home. Will we have the data about their health, will we know where they were stationed, what their unit deployments were? I will need that information.
quote by Anthony Principi
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Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been hard on me because flying the Enterprise for seven years in Star Trek and sitting in Cerebro in X-men has led people to believe that I know what I'm talking about. But I'm still trying to work out how to operate the air conditioning unit on my car.
quote by Patrick Stewart
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