0009 'Pardew, knave..! ' he swore, curbishly...
so Magnusson,
the mastermind that's a joke
of West Hamateurs
has sacked Pardew
a scholarly note here
pardew is old norman French
for by God, as might appear
in some Shakespeare play,
'pardew, wench, thou hast a pair
of foaming jugs, I warrant...'
or in a later century of faith
by God comes victory to the worthy
or on the terraces,
by God it's time he was sacked
while Curbishley sounds
more like a 19th century novel:
'why sack the manager
when it's the millionaire players
who are at fault..',
he answered curbishly
well there you are,
at the end of the day
it's a game of two halves
and creating chances
if you'll excuse
the oxymoron
and talking of morons
the after-match interview
'how sorry are you to have lost today? '
pardew, a curbish lout of an interviewer, i'faith..
poem by Michael Shepherd
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To show our valour
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If we feel we do not have the
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With no umpire
With no spectator
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Have no bearing on this game
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Are determined to be the loser
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Twentieth Century Fox
Written by The Doors
Well, she's fashionably lean
Hey and she's fashionably late
She'll never gonna wreck a scene
She'll never break a date
But now she's no drag
Just watch the way that she walks
She's a twentieth century fox
She's a twentieth century fox
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All locked up inside a plastic box
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And she's the lady who waits
Sent to manless school
She never gonna hesitate
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On all this elementary talk
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She's a twentieth century fox
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Now she got this world
She got it all locked up
Inside some kind of plastic plastic box
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She's a Twentieth century fox, oh yeah
She's a Twentieth century fox, oh yeah
She's a Twentieth century fox
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