Imitation Crab Meat
Sir,
The mice have begun to scatter.
And a few are displaying independent attitudes.
What do you recommend we do to keep them under control?
'Add some hip-hop to that soul music.
And upgrade that cheap wine for some Moet.
Those re-allocated funds have finally arrived.
With the cheese and the Moet with baked bacon,
Wrapped around imitation crab meat...
We should have them soon eating out of our hands.'
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Brief aan alle Ministers
Brief aan alle Ministers
De geschiedenis herhaalt zich weer,
kogels die de vrijheid belogen.
Vogels die als Auguren vlogen
Kwamen bedrogen op de bodem neer.
Als noestige knoestige oesters
van jeugdig verlangen.
Als bonte Madrillenbillen
met bloempjes behangen.
50 meter ver reiken de dijken,
ze bezwijken reeds onder de lijken.
NIet alle Maoïsten houden van China,
niet allen ontweken het 'Ratatatata'.
Moet ik nu lachen of huilen,
moet ik nu vluchten of schuilen!
Wat moet ik nu nog doen
met een hart vol van angst?
Die voor dat beetje poen
lijkt op een snelle vangst.
'Wat? ', is mijn hart dat nog vol hoop,
voor angst en wisselgeld te koop?
Kogels die de vrijheid belogen,
vogels die als Auguren vlogen.
De geschiedenis herhaalt zich weer:
'Beste' ministers, Lieg niet meer! !
Voor ieder mens, die 'ooit' een Vluchteling!
Madrason 23-03-2011
poem by Madrason writer
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The best way to listen to the album is to put it on, get some Moet, lay back with your boys, and kick it.
No Crab
Whether it's Crab soup,
or whether it's crab cakes,
whether it's crab puffs
or whether it's crab flakes
crab gumbo or crab dressing,
it's all the same to me,
for crab is crab is crab
and I detest the taste.
poem by Ruth Walters
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Let The Music Heal Your Soul
Oh when someone writes a song
With a simple line
Just a song
Where the seasons show
And if someone feels the same
About the simple song
Oh sometimes
You just cant hear them say
Music gives you happiness or sadness
But it also, it also heals your soul
Chorus
Let the music heal your soul
Let the music take control
Let the music give you
The power to move any mountain
Or if someone plays piano
With some simple chords
So melodic
And endearing too
Oh if someone plays guitar
With the old piano
Then maybe
You can hear them sing
Music gives you happiness or sadness
But it also, it also heals your soul
Chorus
Let the music heal your soul
Let the music take control
Let the music give you
The power to move any mountain
Oh yes
Let the music heal your soul
Let the music take control
Let the music heal your soul
Oh, oh yes
Let the music heal your soul
Let the music take control (take control)
Let the music heal your soul (heal your soul)
Let the music take control (let the music take control)
Let the music heal your soul
Let the music take control (oh yes)
Let the music heal your soul (everybody make
Let the music take control (let the music take control)
Let the music heal your soul (let it heal your soul)
Let the music take control (oh, oh)
Let the music heal your soul
Let the music take control
song performed by by Backstreet Boys
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Ode To Cheese
☺ .
Ode To Cheese,
Which Makes Us Smile,
When Camera's go Clack.
Ode To Cheese,
Which make us taste,
The greatest of flavors, the wackiest of whack.
Ode To Cheese,
Blue, Gorgonzola,
American and Cheddar.
Ode To Cheese,
Beja and Feta,
In all types of weather.
Ode To Cheese,
For those on a diet,
or trying to get fatter.
Ode To Cheese,
with crackers and wine,
with grapes can flatter.
Ode To Cheese,
when you're sad and happy,
Cheese just fits.
Ode To Cheese,
Mountains and Mountains,
or bits and bits.
Ode to the Cheese,
To appreciate,
eat,
and take pictures.
I Recommend Her
Mathis/henley/brown
Well, if you want someone to tear your world apart
Someone who will give it evrything shes got
If you wanna learn to cry, I recommend her
If you want someone whos really qualified, guaranteed broken heart every time
If you wanna learn to cry, dont let this chance pass you by
I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you
Shes had plenty of experience along this line, oh so many times
Shes torn apart this heart of mine, its fascinating, the way she operates
Shell put you down when you think youre finally getting someplace
I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you, yes I do
If you want your dreams to end before they begin
Someone who will ruin your life, and then laugh while you cry
Dont let this chance pass you by
I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you
I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her....
song performed by by Roy Orbison
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Ash-Wednesday ‘07!
By stroke of twelve,
’Tis Ash-Wednesday:
Lent has begun this year!
Heralded by Fasting, Abstinence
Till Easter-Sunday comes.
Give up meat;
Give up milk;
Give up fat;
Give up wine;
Just give up anything
Dear to your palate.
But most of all:
Give up your sinful ways
And pray,
Making amends;
Reconcile with God.
For,
The Road to Heaven seems to get
Narrower, day by day!
Control your appetite
Control your desires;
Control your excesses;
Control your body’s needs;
Control your mind and heart;
Declare your sins forgotten to God;
Gain His forgiveness.
Cleanse your thoughts
Purify your soul
And walk again with Jesus
Fixing your gaze upon heaven
For,
That’s where we all belong!
Copyright by Dr John Celes 2-20-2007
poem by John Celes
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Wasps are Carnivores
Wasps are carnivores
Yes they eat meat
Aggressive meat eaters
mean meat eating stinging machines
I am not vegetarian
But I don't have a sting in my tail
Bloody wasps spoil the summer.
I googled to see if they did anything useful
I didn't like what I found
Without them, wine would not exist.
Ok ok I don't hate you quite as much
But is this why you are so smug?
Sometimes after wine I get a sting in my tail!
poem by Stevie Taite
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Ik tracht te zijn
Ik tracht te zijn
Ik tracht te zijn als
het ruisen der blaadren
op een zoele zomernacht
wiegend op de golven van
strelende geesteshanden
een insect gedragen door
de wind als kind
der natuur
zo puur
maar helaas
ik ben een kaaskop
met heel wat gewicht
zit vaak in andermans licht
en voel me uit de toon
bij zoveel valse noten
en borrelhapjes gepalaver
och was ik toch een pillendraaier
of een vier keer klaver
dan had ik nog ronduit een doel
maar ik denk dus ik ben
een cliënt van de psychiater
die me weer op het padje
draaien zal zodat het-
geen dat weer rollen moet
dat dan ook doet
zoals men dat verwacht
ik ben als mens dus
niet de pillen waard
die ik moet draaien
voor de Waard
een G.I *
of T.B.Ser **
of minder nog dan meer
ik ben een ééndagsvlieg
die ná 2 minuten leven
al blijft kleven aan
te hete teer.
Madrason 29 04 2009 met dank aan Willem
* Governmental Issue, overheids sujet of objekt der overheid
** Ter Beschikkinggestelde van de Staat
poem by Madrason writer
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Just one more time
Just one more time
I must love again
and know that she
wants me against her
and let my eyes
cut into the soul
of somebody.
Once more I have to feel
how hot lips
burn passionate and soft
under mine,
how the touch of a hand
causes sparks like electricity
to originate between us.
Just one more time
I must feel
the hotness of the dew
fold around me
and say to somebody:
“I love you”
and really mean it
[Reference: Ek moet nog eenmaal weer bemin by W.E.G. Louw.]
poem by Gert Strydom
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We all must recognize that homeland security funds should be allocated by threat and no other reason.
quote by Michael Bloomberg
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Tekening
stemloze wensen - een puls
Twilight lacht er - moet volgen trace van Hercules
een echte vrijheid - zuchten klaagzangen - bij Purple paviljoen
klinkt als verhalen - ontsteken vuur
poem by Ahmad Shiddiqi
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There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms.
quote by Philip K. Dick
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Our attitudes control our lives. Attitudes are a secret power working twenty-four hours a day, for good or bad. It is of paramount importance that we know how to harness and control this great force.
quote by Irving Berlin
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One Meat Ball
(l. singer-h.zaret)
The little man walked up and down
To find an eating place in town
He read the menu through and through
To see what fifteen cents could do
One meat ball, one meat ball
Well, he could afford but one meat ball
He told the waiter near at hand
A simple dinner he had planned
The guests were startled one and all to hear
That waiter loudly call
One meat ball, one meat ball
Well, this here gent wants one meat ball
Little man felt very bad
One meat ball was all he had
And in his dreams he hears that call
Ya gets no bread with one meat ball
One meat ball, one meat ball
Well, you get no bread with one meat ball
Well, he could afford but one meat ball
One meat ball, one meat ball
All he could afford was one meat ball
One meat ball
song performed by by Ry Cooder
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Giggolo Ready
If it's full of flavor...
And matched to the taste I like.
Appealing to a look,
That increases my appetite.
I am sure I will bite into it!
Exploring an excitement...
Unknown by you before!
If the meat is tender and sweet.
Garnished with those sculptured,
Roasted heated beets.
I'll guarantee an increased juiciness.
If you desire a repeated meet.
The beef...
Thick and succulent!
The treat...
Seasoned just right!
If that glass of red wine fulfills.
And served in a goblet in my sight!
I do prefer Moët.
Add that to the tab you pay tonight.
Since I did promise the performance...
The best ever given,
In my life!
And...
I am giggolo ready!
'...and we might need more,
Champagne.
Just in case there's
Bed stains.
I don't want to leave any evidence.
If your promise leaves me...
Leaking regained teenage senselessness.'
'...and we might need more,
Champagne.
Just in case there's
Bed stains.
I don't want to leave any evidence.
If your promise leaves me...
Leaking regained teenage senselessness.'
It's okay!
We'll pretend I am your daddy!
'No!
If the headboard knocks...
You'll hear my shouts for 'poppa'.'
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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All Mine (Demo)
I've got blood on my hands from this little timid life
It's just like a man, to trust me with all his might
I've got mud on my feet, when I kicked you back 3 wks.
If I promised to keep my mouth shut, can I sit her while you speak
Finally mine, your finally all mine
Finally mine, your finally all mine
Where did it get me, all mine
What did it teach me, all mine
Somebody stop me, I'm losing control again
I've got honor to earn
But I guess I lost my turn
When will I learn, to treat you with concern
Finally mine, your finally all mine
Finally mine, your finally all mine
Where did it get me, all mine
Look what it taught me, all mine
Somebody stop me, I'm losing control
Where did it get me, all mine
Look what it taught me, all mine
Somebody stop me, I'm losing control
All mine
Where did it get me, all mine
Look what it taught me, all mine
Somebody stop me, I'm losing control
song performed by by Veruca Salt
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I Recommend Everyone Eat Cake
In regards to your digestion,
I would recommend...
The eating of more fruits and vegetables.
'That already poses a disagreement,
As you can see.
Now...
'If' you had 'suggested' the fruits,
And vegetables...
No one here would have ordered,
The icecream and cake.
Just to prove to you,
There are decisions they alone make.
To recommend is one thing.
However...
To suggest implies a willingness to try.
Now no one is concerned about their hips or thighs.'
What a difference a suggestion makes.
'I've been telling you that!
You will learn not to recommend,
But suggest.
The results are unbelievable.'
Hmmm,
I see.
I RECOMMEND EVERYONE EAT CAKE.
'You are wasting your time.
You've got to be a little more pro-active.
Can't you see that is what they are doing? '
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Ramadan
En boven graven de buren
zich in tussen vier muren
tot aan de schemering
wordt er geklust of geslapen
of heerlijk gekruid gekookt
of elkaar op de hielen gezeten
op de knie-en gebeden,
want moet je weten
het is weer eens
een maand lang.... Ramadan.
poem by Madrason writer
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Sunset Rising
Put your soul in the hands of the music, man
You may think you can't be saved, But you can
So let the movement shake your soul
Come on, Come on now take control
And shine like a sunset rising.
Beyond the rising sunset, Truth through the eye
Let the music lift you up to the golden sky
Within a sunset, shining and rising high
So put your soul in the hands of the music, man
Like a sunset rising, music will never die.
poem by Mark Hopwood
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