Llama For Lunch (Life Poem)
Alta cocina in Cochabamba for eight,
It’s llama for lunch accompanied by
An Andean black rice which I find
Is quinola, which is easy to like if
You are already committed to llama.
This llama for lunch in Paprika, is good
I wonder if gauchos lasso them from two
Meters, at least, to ensure, they don’t spit
This is why Blazing Saddles used cows,
Makes the movie more macho methinks.
poem by Ian Beckett
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Walk The Llama Llama
(Sting)
Walk The llama llama
Walk The llama llama
Take in the panorama
Walk The llama llama - llama llama
Don't have to be a drama
Walk The llama llama - llama llama
No one could be calmer
Walk The llama llama
Walk The llama llama
Double L.A.M.A
Fluff up your fur
Stick out your chest
Walk The llama llama
Now your looking your best
Keep out the wind
Keep out the snow
Wool by llama from head to toe
Walk The llama llama - llama llama
Take in the panorama
Walk The llama llama
Walk The llama llama
Double L.A.M.A
Cool in the summer
Warm in the cold
A perfect fashion statement
For the young and the old
A cloak for the priest
A hat for the farmer
You could be looking at the emperor's pajamas
That's way the llama walks so proud
That's way the llama holds his head up in the crowd
All of us applaud his generosity
He's more than just a passing curiosity
He covers up our pride
And all those things we have to hide
In any civilized society
Walk The llama llama
song performed by by Rascal Flatts
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Llama
Many years after the overthrow of Wilson, a rebel soldier crouching
high on a hilltop above the war torn forests of Gamehendge spots a
group of loyalists approaching from their lakeside encampment below.
His trusty llama stands beside him, loaded down with a canvas pack
that holds two large bazooka type guns to the animal's sides. Near the
man sits a cache of blastoplast, each capable of destroying the entire
hillside in an instant...]
Sunrise over the turquoise mountains
Messenger birds in sight
They came up through the valley
Both sides at a time
Through the cold steady rain
Raid!
I bend down
Poke a double decker on a llama
Taboot
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Trigger a blastoplast, ramshackle laker recedes
I start to run
It was the loudest thing I'd ever heard
And I knew my time had come
To enter the delta
Leave it on press [2x]
Depress, Depress
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Leave it on press
Depress, Depress
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Llama, Taboot Taboot
Taboot Taboot
Taboot Taboot
Taboot
song performed by by Phish
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Lllama
[many years after the overthrow of wilson, a rebel soldier crouching
High on a hilltop above the war torn forests of gamehendge spots a
Group of loyalists approaching from their lakeside encampment below.
His trusty llama stands beside him, loaded down with a canvas pack
That holds two large bazooka type guns to the animals sides. near the
Man sits a cache of blastoplast, each capable of destroying the entire
Hillside in an instant...]
Sunrise over the turquoise mountains
Messenger birds in sight
They came up through the valley
Both sides at a time
Through the cold steady rain
Raid!
I bend down
Poke a double decker on a llama
Taboot
Llama, taboot taboot
Trigger a blastoplast, ramshackle laker recedes
I start to run
It was the loudest thing Id ever heard
And I knew my time had come
To enter the delta
Leave it on press [2x]
Depress, depress
Llama, taboot taboot
Leave it on press
Depress, depress
Llama, taboot taboot
Llama, taboot taboot
Llama, taboot taboot
Taboot taboot
Taboot taboot
Taboot
song performed by by Phish
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Pa' Lante
Ay, ay...
No lloren mas,
No dejen que les envuelva la oscuridad,
Ay, ay...
Con compasion,
Oigan que yo busco
La amistad,
No dejen que les envuelva, envuelva la oscuridad.
Ay, ay...
La luz esta,
Adentro de la gente,
Con la unidad,
Ay, ay...
No buscen mas
Adentro de ti mismo,
No hay ilusion,
No dejen que les envuelva
La oscuridad
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Ay, ay...
Que siguen palante,
No dejen que los pare,
En este instante,
Ay, ay...
La luz esta
adentro de ti mismo
Con la unidad
No dejen que les envuelva
La oscuridad...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Palante palante...
Palante palante...
Palante palante...
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
Palante palante...
Sigule que sigule que siguele te llama,
Siguele que siguele
Palante palante...
song performed by by Ozomatli
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The Llama
The Llama is a wooly sort of fleecy hairy goat,
With an indolent expression and an undulating throat
Like an unsuccessful literary man.
And I know the place he lives in (or at least- I think I do)
It is Ecuador, Brazil or Chile- possibly Peru;
You must find it in the Atlas if you can.
The Llama of the Pampasses you never should confound
(In spite of a deceptive similarity of sound)
With the Llama who is Lord of Turkestan.
For the former is a beautiful and valuable beast,
But the latter is not lovable nor useful in the least;
And the Ruminant is preferable surely to the Priest
Who battens on the woful superstitions of the East,
The Mongol of the Monastery of Shan.
poem by Hilaire Belloc
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Tiempo, tiempo
Mediodía estancado entre relentes.
Bomba aburrida del cuartel achica
tiempo tiempo tiempo tiempo.
Era Era.
Gallos cancionan escarbando en vano.
Boca del claro día que conjuga
era era era era.
Mañana Mañana.
El reposo caliente aun de ser.
Piensa el presente guárdame para
mañana mañana mañana mañana.
Nombre Nombre.
¿Qué se llama cuanto heriza nos?
Se llama Lomismo que padece
nombre nombre nombre nombre.
poem by Cesar Vallejo
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If I Win Tattslotto
If I win Tattslotto I'd travel far away
I'd visit South America home of mara and rhea
I'd buy a working Llama, I'd climb the mountain track
And Llama close behind me my luggage on his back.
Above the Andean mountains the hunting condor fly
For hours on end on windless day he hover in the sky
I'd travel this vast continent four thousand miles or more
The plains of Argentina the hills of Ecuador.
I would boat on the Amazon through forests of Brazil
Through deep and silent waters where one mistake can kill
Where lurk the small pirhana the cruelest killer known
A school of them in minutes would eat man to the bone.
The jungles of the jaguar the silent beast of prey
He hunt in darkened forest and hide from lamp of day
The fearless harpy eagle he fill his empty craw
On meat of forest dwellers the monkey and macaw.
If I win tattslotto I need not work no more
I'd travel South America from top to southern shore
I'd travel down the Amazon though forests of Brazil
Through deep and silent waters where one mistake can kill.
poem by Francis Duggan
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Timido
Sacala, que ya viene, esa nena, nena linda...
Sacala, que ya viene, esa nena, nena linda...
Anoche te vi bailando solo
Sin una mujer que te acompane,
Pienso que eres un cobarde
Por no pedir la mano para que baile,
Sudaste, te intimidatse,
Cuando la viste ni te arrimaste,
Mientras que tu piensas y dudas,
Maria baila con un cualquiera....
Sacala hermano ponte a bailar mira que te llama maria....
Pidele, pidele la mano hermano,
No tengas miedo, no seas cobarde,
Si no la sacas a bailar,
Otro vendra y juntos se van,
Juntos se van, juntos se van,
Otro vendra y juntos se iran,
Sacacla hermano ponte a bailar,
Mira que te llama maria...
Chorus: Sacala hermano ponte a bailar mira que te llama maria
Chorus: Sacala, que ya viene, esa nena, nena linda...
song performed by by Ozomatli
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Farolito (Little Star)
Farolitos en el cielo
Poco a poco van naciendo (Bis)
Como nace el sentimiento
Por las calles de mi pueblo
Corazn que canta
corazn que suea
lleno de esperanza
En la Nochebuena
Ya se escucha la tambora
Repicando de alegra
Y mecida por las olas
Va la luna en travesa
Corazn que canta
Corazn que suea
lleno de esperanza
En la noche buena
AE EA van sonando los tambores
AE EA pregonando sus amores
AE EA corazones que se alegran
AE EA pues lleg la noche buena
Pescador deja tus remos
Guarda pronto tu atarraya (Bis)
Que te espera con anhelo
El abrazo de tu amada
Corazn que canta
Corazn que suea
lleno de esperanza
En la noche buena
Es la noche del ensueo
Al abrigo de la llama
Es la llama del consuelo
Que se lleva aqu en el alma
Farolito a dnde vas
A abrazarme con el mar
Farolito bscame
El amor que se me fu
song performed by by Gloria Estefan
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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Desperation Will Be Yours
If you had not been in acceptance,
Of those forward steps made.
And sacrificed to place,
By your own kind...
Your high expectations,
For a neglect known and shown...
Are your mistakes!
Never to be erased.
And thrown back into your face.
If you had not been in acceptance,
Of those forward steps made...
There is not a thing you can say,
About having feelings of dismay!
It's like this...
Ignorance invested,
Delivers an infestation of it.
Condoned foolishness,
With a lack of discipline...
And feeding generations of this without end?
Produces excuses.
And those sitting back with beliefs,
What is seen is none of their business...
Will discover any business they claimed,
Aimed and flushed into toilets.
It's like this...
Ignorance invested,
Delivers an infestation of it.
And desperation will be yours...
Heaven knows.
So dropp all drama.
Desperation will be yours...
Heaven knows.
Drop that drama.
Heaven knows.
Get a Llama.
Heaven knows.
Don't blame Obama.
Heaven knows!
If you had not been in acceptance,
Of those forward steps made.
Desperation will be yours...
Heaven knows.
Drop that drama.
Heaven knows.
Get a Llama.
Heaven knows.
Don't blame Obama.
Heaven knows!
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
[parody of girls just want to have fun by cyndi lauper]
I know to keep a woman satisfied.
When I whip out my diners card their eyes get so wide.
Theyre always in the mood for something to munch.
Ah girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have...
Thats all they really want,
Some lunch.
Dont ask em to dinner
Or breakfast or brunch,
cause girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have lunch.
Girls they want, wanna have lunch, girls, wanna have...
song performed by by Weird Al Yankovic
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Ride My Llama
Remember the alamo
When help was on the way
Its better here and now,
I feel that good today.
Id like to take a walk
But not around the block
I really got some news
I met a man from mars.
He picked up all my guitars
And played me traveling songs.
And when we got on ship
He brought out something for the trip
And said, its old but its good
Like any other primitive would.
Im gonna ride my llama
From peru to texarkana
I wanna ride him good
In my old neighborhood
Im gonna ride him good
In my old neighborhood.
And when we got on ship
He brought out something for the trip
And said, its old but its good
Like any other primitive would.
song performed by by Neil Young
Submitted by Lucian Velea
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To Dream Island
in the cross
when we confuse
will straight on
or luff to left
or to right
or go-backward rear
there is which possible
and there is unlikely
but me have to decide
after llama unsolved
this ship is felt by a roll
life have to decide
is even felt by like swallowing bitter pill
yes I have ready to
I wish to sail by myself
going through wave
and storm
to dream island
poem by Prasetya Utama
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Miss Piggy regrets..
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam..
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today:
That tastelessly named flu’s got her
(She forgot to wash her front trotter…) so
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today..
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam..
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today:
It’s a swine of a stroke of bad luck:
Her eyelashes, she sneezed them unstuck… so
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today…
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today, madam..
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today:
She’s all pink from her snout to her face;
Her mascara’s all over the place… so
Miss Piggy regrets she’s unable to lunch today..
Why not try the lamb today, madam…?
poem by Michael Shepherd
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Advising Chloë
Horace: Book I, Ode 23
"Vitas hinnuleo me similis, Chloë--"
Why shun me, my Chloë? Nor pistol nor bowie
Is mine with intention to kill.
And yet like a llama you run to your mamma;
You tremble as though you were ill.
No lion to rend you, no tiger to end you,
I'm tame as a bird in a cage.
That counsel maternal can run for The Journal--
You get me, I guess. . . . You're of age.
poem by Franklin P. Adams
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Slop Croppers
Slop croppers get your mops.
And wipe those sobs you've dropped,
Nonstop.
There's so many reasons,
Your decay made you drink a lot!
To numb your broken heart!
Hip hoppers with those beats you bop.
It was hot when you locked into it.
That got everybody to rock!
Obama is no llama.
Nor sheep is he seeking to fleece.
This president shows true evidence,
He's come to shake up the people...
From a deep deep sleep.
And a clean sweep...
A duty done will leave.
poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar
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A Naked Ape!
Imagine if a Llama wore pajamas
or a Leopard put a cap upon his head.
Just think about a kangaroo in trousers
or a sheep all shorn in little skirt and vest.
Most animals would look a tad alarming
in any sort of formal wear or cloth,
but take a human being wearing nothing
now that would be quite shocking at the shops.
Imagine you or I, all bare and naked,
no underwear, no trousers and no socks.
Our faces would turn pink to think about it
but a monkey really couldn't give a toss.
poem by Ruth Walters
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Macho Macho
Thats underground
And fly
Macho macho
I dont like your style
Macho macho
Youll be floatin on the river nile
Macho macho
So get down on your knees and pray
Macho macho
Im gonna blow your macho macho mind away, away
And the boys are singin
Na - na - na - na - na
Hip, hip
Na - na - na - na - na
So listen
I heard a story the other day
And Ive been wonderin what they got to say
They said you took my lady for a ride
They said it lasted to morning light
So listen
I am not a violent boy
But you touched my lady and shes my
Favourite toy
And youre
Macho macho...
The boys dont sing anymore...
song performed by by Falco
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My sister My sister
My sister my sister,
Is not the best.
My sister my sister,
Oh give it a rest.
My sister my sister,
Stop with the drama.
My sister my sister,
Dumb as a llama.
My sister my sister,
I'm not supposed to see.
My sister my sister,
Dumb as can be.
poem by McKenzie Bellen
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Coffee Dream
Although it’s only one hour till lunch -
my stomach won’t wait.
Non-stop growling for the past two hours
has gotten the best of me.
Besides, my taste buds
are ready to murder for a cup of coffee.
Should I say ‘murder’ in a courthouse?
I discovered myself in the eating lounge
with a coffee machine that still doesn’t work.
How unfair that I can’t leave the building
for a quick cup of coffee till lunch.
So, I resort to having the small salad and orange
that was to be my lunch.
Still, I want that coffee!
I’ll take it boiling hot
right out of the pot.
So now I look forward
to when then release us for lunch.
I plan to run down the street and get
a very large cup of coffee -
maybe two or three.
I desperately need my caffeine fix for today.