I'm a neurotic mess. I'm really basically just like a 260-pound Woody Allen.
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I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now.
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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal
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What if Woody Allen called me and said, I'm working on this movie and there's a really divine role for you. We want exactly you! It would be such a fantasy. Forget it! My idol, Woody Allen!
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It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.
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To Rome with Love [He's a Communist!]
Woody Allen, Judy Davis
by Woody Allen from To Rome with Love (2012)
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Woody Allen, Penelope Cruz, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page, Alison Pill, Alec Baldwin, Greta Gerwig, Roberto Benigni, Judy Davis, Ornella Muti, Carol Alt, Riccardo Scamarcio, Isabella Ferrari
by Woody Allen from To Rome with Love (2012)
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Makes You Laugh and Cry At the Same Time-1
In the Woody Allen movie
he is standing in front of a dark painting
along side a woman dressed all in black.
'What do you think it means? he said.
Without looking at him
she says;
'it expresses the dark, filthy destiny
of the human race,
Its expresses degradation,
the horror of living.
The hopelessness.'
Something to that effect.
Woody Allen says:
What are you doing Thursday night? '
She says
'Committing suicide.'
He says'
'What are you doing Wednesday night? '
Woody is focused on getting a date.
She is focused on Darkness.
Both want
what they want.
Makes you laugh and cry at the same time.
poem by Lonnie Hicks
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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
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I'm afraid of making a mistake. I'm not totally neurotic, but I'm pretty neurotic about it. I'm as close to totally neurotic as you can get without being totally neurotic.
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I try not to be but I'm super-neurotic about diet. I'm neurotic about trying not to be neurotic! I'm like every other girl. I have to try really hard my whole life to try to be fit. And I'm super-vain. And I want to wear cute clothes.
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
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Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I am two with nature.
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I am at two with nature.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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