Ve Haf Vays...
'Why ith there thalt in the thea, ' he thaid,
'Why are there thtars in the thky?
Why hath an elephant got two tailth,
Why if he hath, haven't I? '
'Why hath a buth got four big wheelth,
Why hath a bike got two,
Why are you looking at me like that,
Like a monkey chained up in a thoo? '
'Why do you conthtantly thake your head
Whenever I'm athking you why?
Why do you thtutter and turn quite red
And anthwer me with a big thigh? '
'Thurely my Englith ith thimple and thtraight,
Ith eathy to underthtand,
Why are your fingerth thtuck deep in your earth
Like a man from Afghanithtan? '
'I'll anzwer zis kvezchun, I'll anzwer it vunz,
If only you vill zhuttup!
I've never heard zutch a commotion before,
Zutch zpitting and zpraying and zutch.'
'Your 'ezzez' confuze me, zey come out like 'zu'z',
Your kvezchuns, zey never mak zenze,
I try to tranzlate in zuh German I know,
But zomehow, you mak me feel denze! '
'I haf no idea vhy zhere's zalt in zuh zee,
Or vhy elevants have two tailz,
Or vhy you would vant to know zees ztupid t'ings
Ven ve Germans, vell... Ve haf our vays! '
'I vunder how Englanders vun in zuh vore
Ven zey are like you, talk like zis? '
'Thatth eathy, ' he thaid, 'we came up with a code
That replathed each 'th' with an 'S'.
David Lewis Paget
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Who hath courage? Not the hero
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To receive a nation's plaudits,
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At first to look upon her;
And Phillis hath morn-waking birds
Her risings still to honour.
My Phillis hath prime-feather'd flowers,
That smile when she treads on them;
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At first to look upon her;
And Phillis hath morn-waking birds
Her risings still to honour.
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That smile when she treads on them;
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Man hath soared to the skies;
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Canceled the chasm of space,
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(A. D. 1066)
I followed my Duke ere I was a lover,
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And Phillis hath morn-waking birds
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That smile when she treads on them;
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And distorted therewithall
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Its violet interspace.
The bitterest sea that the wan moon knows
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Its coral populace.
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Hath, woven in with its somber cares,
Some broidery of grace.
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Skies always blue,
Flower-strewn pathways
All our lives through.
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Joy without sorrow,
Peace without pain.
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Grace for the trials,
Help from above,
Unfailing sympathy
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For since 'twas mine, the white hath lost its hue,
To show 'twas ne'er it self but whilst in you,
The virgin wax hath blushed it self to red
Since it with me hath lost its maidenhead.
You, fairest nymph, are wax: O, may you be
As well in softness as in purity!
Till fate and your own happy choice reveal
Whom you shall so far bless to make your seal.
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There was a time, I need not name,
Since it will ne'er forgotten be,
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As still my soul hath been to thee.
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When late I heard thy lips declare,
In accents once imagined true,
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Yes! my adored, yet most unkind!
Though thou wilt never love again,
To me 'tis doubly sweet to find
Remembrance of that love remain.
Yes! 'tis a glorious thought to me,
Nor longer shall my soul repine,
Whate'er thou art or e'er shalt be,
Thou hast been dearly, solely mine.
To Phillis the Faire Sheeperdesse
My Phillis hath the morninge Sunne,
at first to looke upon her:
And Phillis hath morne-waking birds,
her risinge still to honour.
My Phillis hath prime-featherd flowres,
that smile when she treads on them:
And Phillis hath a gallant flocke,
that leapes since she dooth owne them.
But Phillis hath too hard a hart,
alas, that she should have it:
It yeelds no mercie to desert,
nor grace to those that crave it.
Sweete Sunne, when thou look'st on,
pray her regard my moane!
Sweete birds, when you sing to her,
to yeeld some pitty, woo her!
Sweet flowers that she treads on,
tell her, her beauty deads one.
And if in life her love she nill agree me,
Pray her before I die, she will come see me.
Finis.
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