Vengeful Psychic
There once was a psychic who loved to chat,
She made up lies to Christina, saying this or that.
See, psychic needed more money and she wanted revenge,
So she started telling lies to all of Christina's friends.
Then of course she told Christina the biggest lie of all,
She told Christina to date Skunky and suck on his balls.
Skunky was of course the worst creep Christina had ever met,
He was a liar, a cheat and even did theft.
But in the end, Skunky became the psychic’s friend…
Stalking her on the internet.
Then of course psychic didn’t know,
She emailed Skunky photos of her 'island with no snow'.
But as soon as Skunky telephoned psychic a thousand times X 2,
She quickly ended it with Skunky and said they were through.
Now, Skunky had no redeeming qualities as of yet,
But his stalking the psychic made Christina very upset,
And it made Christina think “who is the one I’m worse off to have met?
Well, they are both really scummy just the same,
Playing on Christina’s good heart like a volleyball game.
But Christina won out over both of them,
Making rhyming peeve poems is the best revenge.
Written on Jan.20,2011 by Christina Sunrise
Copyright 2011 Chevalier Originals, Inc.
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Jim’s Mad
On New Year’s Eve,
While Sue was asleep,
Skunky became a stealing creep,
He stole a silver corkscrew that was cheap,
For it was only a dollar at the dollar store,
Skunky tried to say it was soo much more.
Yes, he told his 'made up lies' to Sue,
Saying 'it only came in the colors of red or blue,
They don’t make the silver ones anymore, '
But that’s not what Jim said,
as he shook his head
'Why he stole from me
I’ll bonk him in the ________'
Written by Christina on Jan.16,2011
Copyright 2011 Christina Sunrise
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Would Skunky Come Clean?
Skunky knew his lies would not last,
even though Sue gave him one very last chance.
She was waiting for Skunky's time to slip
he couldn't help having his tail make him trip.
For Skunky would sooner or later show his true smell
he couldn't help it Sue knew him well.
He tried to be all nicey-nice
but Sue knew it would melt like heat melts ice.
So now with a long list of questions asked
would Skunky come clean and clear his ____?
Sue could really care less,
she knew Skunky was just a mess.
So for tit for tat in the end
Sue knew Skunky could never be a true friend.
Written By Christina Sunrise on March 6,2012
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Pillow Monster Meets Skunky
Pillow Monster read in the paper an interesting tale—
he read about 'Stinky Skunky's' poems where
Skunky was a sneaky spy for Razel not Mel.
Yes, Skunky was hypnotized to tell his lies
and also to take the Suzarian Star prize…
Now Skunky was caught and had to defend
his pride—
he could no longer tell a lie and hide.
So Pillow Monster thought and did reply—
I will interview Skunky and see if he
is a real 'Zitalian Skunk' or a 'Great Guy'.
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Stinky Skunky
Skunky got scared and very sad because Melodie called him
an 'Stinky Skunk' whose very bad.
In Sarah's dream she had one night
Skunky's transformation was brought to the light.
Now Melodie of course can detect Skunky's lies
and of course Melodie is half warm and half ice
therefore she sometimes is not very nice.
But Skunky could not handle it
so Skunky went into a unrest fit.
Taking drugs to calm his nerves,
spinning 'crazy' like a top with no curves.
Avoiding Sarah's and Melodie's calls
like a 'squirrel' hiding it's balls.
Then when they finally did connect
Skunky said with no regrets.
'Now I can see Razel saying 'that'
I never thought Melodie could talk like a brat.'
Then of course Sarah thought and replied
'Skunky, Melodie is a doll, she's not under disguise.'
Now don't you finally realize
that it's you who are the one
who has Razel's evil eyes?
Written by Suzae Chevalier on March 21,2012
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There Once Was A Skunk
There once was a skunk that didn't eat meat
he was a vegetarian that didn't want his teeth
to reek.
Only they did with an onion smell
he had a bad taste that everyone could tell.
Except Sarah Star the princess with red hair
she could not smell his stinky smell in the air.
For Skunky put on his 'Secret Dare' cologne
he did this in the comfort of his skunky home.
Every night before Skunky goes to bed
he sprays a cologne all over his head.
The cologne is named 'Secret Dare'
in which gives Skunky an evil streak and flare.
Then Skunky gets his courage and goes
to Sarah's castle in the woods
this is where Skunky took Sarah's precious goods.
The goods that have the Secret's of the galaxy
Skunky hid them for no one to see.
Except John the Troll-
he will one day turn Skunky into a gnome
that way Troll can kick Skunky
out of Sarah Star's beautiful home.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on March 16,2012
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Jim’s Mad
While Sue was asleep on New Year’s Eve,
Skunky became a stealing creep,
he stole a silver corkscrew that was very cheap.
For it was only a dollar at the dollar store,
Skunky tried to say it was so much more.
Yes, he told his “made up lies” to Sue,
saying “it only came in the color of red or blue,
They don’t make the silver ones anymore.”
But that’s not what Jim said, as he shook his head.
“That’s absurd, Skunky should repent,
even if Skunky buys you another one blue or red.”
Skunky of course bought a corkscrew that was red,
and said “Italy only makes silver corkscrews, I do attest.”
Sue gave the corkscrew away, it would remind her of Skunky
and the games that he played.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on Jan.16,2011
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Two Souls Trapped
An elderly couple in their car
smashed into a wall
they didn't go very far.
Car was removed but their souls fought on
the wife yelled 'If you would of looked
are car would of moved and we would be gone.'
Psychic heard the fight for weeks on end
the couple never made it to heaven.
Until one day in this Vegas parking lot
the psychic never heard them and then she thought-
another psychic must of told them to go to the light
or if not they moved someone where else to have their fight.
Written by Christina Sunrise on April 14,2012
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itchy Pie Is Born
Skunky was his name—
he liked to play a lot of games.
He lied about people all over the place
he even got angry with an evil Skunky face.
He tried to deny what he had did—
he would make up stories just like a kid.
He was friends with Razel who knew he was a liar
Razel would freeze his pants on fire.
For Skunky knew Razel could turn him blue
and make him confess which was true.
Razel wanted to make sure Skunky never stopped his lies
so she made a clone in case Skunky died.
Now Itchy was Skunky's best friend
they lied together right till the end.
Written by Suzae Chevalier September 11,2012
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The Guilty Ones
People who are guilty do this game,
they go around and slander your name.
Like Skunky, Cockroach and the other nuts,
they have no life, no balls and no guts.
Deep down there delusional and sick,
they don’t know that they are
so they make people think,
that it’s you who is crazy
when they are such a waste of time,
Go mind your own business
and stay out of my life.
Written by Christina Sunrise on Feb.17,2011
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Mr Big Toe Meets Skunky
Mr. Big Toe read in the paper an interesting tale—
he read about 'Stinky Skunky's' poems where
Skunky was a sneaky spy for Razel not Mel.
Yes, Skunky was hypnotized to tell his lies—
and also to take the Suzarian Star prize…
Now Skunky was caught and had to defend
his pride—
he could no longer tell a lie and hide.
So Mr. Big Toe thought and did reply—
I will interview Skunky and see if he
is a real 'Zitalian Skunk' or a 'Great Guy'.
Written By Suzae Chevalier on March 15,2012
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Razel Meets Skunky
There once was a skunk that lived in the woods,
he ate onions it's understood.
Razel knew he smelled real bad,
for she saw in Skunky's eyes the childhood she had…
They both where cast a side-
and then at once their inner child died.
So then Razel thought deep inside,
I will make Skunky smell quite nice.
I will make a cologne that will hide,
all of Skunky made up false pride.
Then and only then will Razel win out,
over Sarah Star for she will use Skunky
and his drooping pout…
But what Skunky didn't know,
now he would be a pawn to this immortal foe.
Yes, Razel was Skunky's foe for life,
she would control him and give him strife.
Skunky's left eye of course was changed,
to look slanted and thus deranged.
Just like Razel's evil look,
Sarah would come to her senses
and know Skunky was a schmook.
But that my friend is towards the end…
who can Sarah Star trust as a friend.
so Read all of Skunky's poems
and you will find out whose for real
and whose the clone.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on February 23,2012
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Interdimensional Selves
When you dream you can help lost souls
psychics do it, and don't really know.
Psychic did it when she was asleep
she was in another dimension where
lost souls came to be.
They needed to be purified
so that they could go to the light.
Psychic felt love towards all of them
they were happy they went to the light
once again.
Written by Christina Sunrise on October 26,2012
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Voicemail To Remember
VOICEMAIL TO REMEMBER
I get a voicemail on the phone log,
It says “You had sex with your dog.”
Yes Skunky starts accusing me,
of something so silly.
Recording goes on about
“Unfreezing Prince Emeray”
no name of his in the credits,
was his claim,
well, let me put this to shame.
The one galley that you didn’t steal,
has your name in it that is very REAL.
Now may be it will be worth something
one day…maybe when your old and grey,
but that’s right you don’t age,
for you cleanse your aura like a sage,
In the shower all the time,
maybe you will one day shrivel
up like a grape on a vine,
anyway I am done with
this rhyme.
Writtten by Christina Sunrise on Feb 6,2011
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Your Book Of Love
Don’t tell me you’ love me,
or even I’m great,
especially on our second date.
I don’t care if it’s date twenty three,
if you are crazy don’t
ask to marry me.
I know you said it
is written in the stars,
that the psychic told you,
well her head is
on Mars.
In the end we couldn’t
even be friends,
because of your lying,
scheming which you
will never make amends.
So don’t pretend
Or try to defend
Your “Book of Love”
Has lost it’s bookends.
Written by Christina Sunrise on April 7,2011
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Jim Defends Sue-z Q
Chairs go flying with the drinks,
chaos sets in and no one thinks,
For a second Jim was down,
with glasses on the ground.
Luckily Jim finally did get up,
with the help of Skunky chump.
Then of course Jim’s dear old foe,
turned to him and to let him know.
He was a boxer &
not to mess with him,
Boxer works out in the gym.
Now Jim really didn’t care,
and right then & there he did share,
“I love the drama”
he said out loud.
For Sue-Z his sweetheart,
he was proud,
to defend her to the end.
Jim was not a coward or a fool,
he would defend sweet Sue-Z Q
at any & every bar stool,
so think next time before you drool.
Written on Jan.28,2011 by Christina Sunrise
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There Once Was A Skunk
There once was a skunk that didn't eat meat
he was a vegetarian that didn't want his teeth
to reek.
Only they did with an onion smell
he had a bad taste that everyone could tell.
Except Sarah Star the princess with red hair
she could not smell his stinky smell in the air.
For Skunky put on his 'Secret Dare' cologne
he did this in the comfort of his skunky home.
Every night before Skunky goes to bed
he sprays a cologne all over his head.
The cologne is named 'Secret Dare'
in which gives Skunky an evil streak and flare.
Then Skunky gets his courage and goes
to Sarah's castle in the woods
this is where Skunky took Sarah's precious goods.
The goods that have the Secret's of the galaxy
Skunky hid them for no one to see.
Except John the Troll-
he will one day turn Skunky into a gnome
that way Troll can kick Skunky
out of Sarah Star's beautiful home.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on March 16,2012
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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Lady Gaga Meets Suzae
Sparkling white beautiful hair,
You see her dress begin to flare
up on center stage we all stare.
Now what is Skunky
thinking emailing pics to share,
to Lady Gaga of Suzae
Poet Extraordinaire?
Why the Lady herself thought
in a creepy kind of way,
she somehow resembled Suzae Chevalier.
Now as far as Skunky is concerned
Gaga thought he looked like her
Italian boyfriend minus the sideburns.
Wouldn’t it be funny when Gaga’s tour begins to end,
on Suzae’s birthday they would become dear friends?
Written by Christina Sunrise on Jan.31,2011
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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Lady Gaga meets Suzae
With white sparkly hair,
you see her flare
up on center stage we all stare.
Now what is Skunky
doing emailing pics to share,
to Lady Gaga of Suzae
Poet Extraordinaire?
Why the Lady herself thought
in a creepy kind of way,
she somehow resembled Suzae Chevalier.
Now as far as Skunky is concerned
Gaga thought he looked like her
Italian boyfriend minus the sideburns.
Wouldn’t it be funny when Gaga’s tour begins to ends,
on Suzae’s birthday they would become dear friends?
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Sarah's Corkscrew Missing
Skunky took Sarah's corckscrew—
making Sarah upset and blue.
Skunky told his story with intent
Sarah wishes with regrets-
to even bring up the corkscrew-
or was corkscrew red?
Sarah needed to clear her head.
Skunky tried to make Sarah confused.
Skunky gave corkscrew to Razel
who is cold and blue.
Razel puppet needed it to open up
the bottle that had the little cup.
Inside the cup was the magic key
it would open up Sarah's diary.
All of Sarah's dreams would be seen
and Razel could use it for she was mean.
Written by Suzae Chevalier on September 13,2012
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Detroit Rock City
I was young about age eighteen,
I went to a place that had a lot of bling.
It was the city of Detroit, like a miniature New York.
Car drives by with license plate a glow,
mid winter with a lot of snow.
Reminds me of Kiss's song Detroit Rock City,
fan dies with a car which was not very pretty.
Bob Ezrin and Paul Stanely wrote the lyrics,
which where fast and slick like sweet syrup,
Now I have one of Kisses recording guitar pics,
used to record one of Kisses greatest hits.
Pic used to record “Rock and Roll All Night”
Skunky gave it to me and I hide it out of sight.
Skunky says he was friends with Gene Simons,
along time ago and he says he’s not kidding.
Now, Eminem I did visit your Detroit City,
I will return again when you rap with P Diddy.
Written by Christina Sunrise 2011
poem by Suzae Chevalier
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