Meet the Blacks

Andrew Bachelor, Mike Epps, Mike Tyson, Zulay Henao, Lavell Crawford, Charlie Murphy, Bresha Webb, DeRay Davis

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Fifty Shades of Black

Jane Seymour, Marlon Wayans, Kali Hawk, Mike Epps, Fred Willard, Andrew Bachelor, Kate Miner, Affion Crockett, Tina Grimm, Alice Rietveld

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Fighting

Channing Tatum, Terrence Howard, Zulay Henao, Michael Rivera, Flaco Navaja

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Mike Tyson would have been a good sparring partner for me and Muhammad Ali because Tyson was a fast fighter and he could punch and throw good combinations.

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I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

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I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

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I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

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You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

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I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

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Crazy Little Stalker Named Mike

This stalker named Mike he just can't handle it
This stalker named Mike he just can't get over it
He's so loco
Crazy little stalker named Mike

This stalker named Mike (named Mike)
He cries (Like a baby)
In a cradle all night
He screams (whoo hoo)
He moans
He shakes all over like a lunatic
I once kinda loved him
Now I more then kinda hate him
Wish that I could just get rid of him
Crazy little stalker named Mike

There goes his mind
He's losing his grip on reality that's for sure
He drives me crazy
He gives my computer viruses and so much damn spyware
Then he cries when I won't take him back
Breaking out in cool cool sweat
Wondering how he next try to get my attention

Boy needs to learn how to be cool, relax, get off my back
Hit the road Mike
Hitch-hike
And maybe take a fatal ride on the back of a psycho's motorbike
Just leave me the hell alone
Crazy little stalker named Mike

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Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.

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I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.

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I'm going to gut you like a fish.

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I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.

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I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe.

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I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.

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But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

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I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

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Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

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I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

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I just want to be humble at all times.

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